106945, ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Wordup, Thu Jun-28-07 09:06 PM
>do u know who cardan is? > >http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/3957/mase.html > > > >ok we all used to hang on the same block in harlem (110th n >shit) >before he got signed > >and nyc used give out these bus passes that let u get on for >free >sometimes we'd get bus AND train passes and then u were like >kings of the city > >anyway, we all had a grip of bus and train passes so we did >what nyc teenagers did > >Hit times square > >so its a group of like 10 of us, wildin > >and we run inside a porno shop > >but we willllld young (i'm like in hs) > >one of my boys is like greg olden, looks old but he's like 15 >so he'd chat up the owner while we're looking around like >WOW > >anyway the owner tells us to get out the store >so as we're running out, u try and grab a dvd or something >(Now u know why some stores don't keep the dvds in the cases) > >so we're on the street looking at what we got > >this nigga cardan grabbed some gay porn named "big male asses >#13" or something > >something WILDDDDDDDDDD HOMO > >like 2 hairless young white dudes in backwards baseball caps >tonguing each other down on the cover > > >we're all like "Yo pierre, wtf man" > >he's like "i just grabbed whatever was there man" > > >THE HOMO SECTION WASN'T EVEN NEAR THE DOOR THO > > >niggas had jokes on him for weeks
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