so its junior high
and we go to the record store cuz Fat Joe is signing autographs!!!!

((ok, its the 90s and we're in the bx, this is major))

fat joe is supposed to be there at 4


its like 6 now, i'm gonna get in so much trouble cuz my pops is crazy

finally fat joe shows up (he just dropped jealous ones envy)

wait how does that equal j.o.s.e? fuck it

anyway the line for fat joe's autograph is like around the block

i know i know

anyway he got this really fat spanish guy with him kinda working the line (he's sitting down)
dude is funny as shit
and he's like yo if u don't want joe's autograph I can sign ur shit
(they had given us promo photos of fat joe)

and everyone is like "who are you?"

turns out that was big pun!

um, my pops ripped up my fat joe autograph when i got home :(