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Topic subjectQueen Latifah
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106836, Queen Latifah
Posted by desus, Thu Jun-28-07 01:58 AM
remember the night of that jay-z rehearsal performance at nokia okp
and how at the end of night i slid off mysteriously?

i had to go to work and i was late as shit

so anyway i get to club speeed and they're having like 3 partys

one of those parties is Lovergirl, this huge lesbian party

so after getting yelled out and almost fired they tell me go down and help with the line

its gay pride weekend and the line is literally down the block

just great lesbians everywhere

anyway my walkie talkie goes off and they call me to the front

queen latifah is there (she's hosting, she's not there cuz she a lesbo *wink, wink*)


AND SHES FUCKING TWISTED AS SHIT

like she can't even walk straight


now to get into lovergirl u have to go down some steps

dana owens ain't gonna make it down those steps

so i ask her if she needs help

she says no

the chick with her say "Yes please help her"

i help Her royal highness down the steps and to the dj booth
she's got some FANTASTIC titties btw

so we get to the dj booth and we get her a chair

and i'm like "Can I get u some water?"

So looks me right in the eye (mind u her eyes are half closed) and goes

"Nah But u can get me some henny, straight" <--- All slurred btw

the girl with her (who i assumed was her sister but now i dont think so) is like

"water will be fine"



PEACE QUEEN.