106836, Queen Latifah Posted by desus, Thu Jun-28-07 01:58 AM
remember the night of that jay-z rehearsal performance at nokia okp and how at the end of night i slid off mysteriously?
i had to go to work and i was late as shit
so anyway i get to club speeed and they're having like 3 partys
one of those parties is Lovergirl, this huge lesbian party
so after getting yelled out and almost fired they tell me go down and help with the line
its gay pride weekend and the line is literally down the block
just great lesbians everywhere
anyway my walkie talkie goes off and they call me to the front
queen latifah is there (she's hosting, she's not there cuz she a lesbo *wink, wink*)
AND SHES FUCKING TWISTED AS SHIT
like she can't even walk straight
now to get into lovergirl u have to go down some steps
dana owens ain't gonna make it down those steps
so i ask her if she needs help
she says no
the chick with her say "Yes please help her"
i help Her royal highness down the steps and to the dj booth she's got some FANTASTIC titties btw
so we get to the dj booth and we get her a chair
and i'm like "Can I get u some water?"
So looks me right in the eye (mind u her eyes are half closed) and goes
"Nah But u can get me some henny, straight" <--- All slurred btw
the girl with her (who i assumed was her sister but now i dont think so) is like
"water will be fine"
PEACE QUEEN.
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