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106145, THU RUBBERT KOLLY KWESTIUNAIRR
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 09:57 PM
taik owt a peace uv papurr und a numbur too pensill und/oar bloo oar blak inck penn. its tyme too fynde owt howe mutch rubbert kolly iz insyde uv yoo!

ansurr eech kwestiun frum 1 too 5. 1 meening "stronglee dissugree" und 5 meening "stronglee ugree". pleez ansurr eech kwestiun wif kumpleet onnesty.


1. you hav att sum pointe gon platennom foar thu streats.

2. yoo oftin fynd yurself stippin inn thu naim uv luv.

3. yoo enjoie wareing thu uccashiunal maske.

4. yore favurrit sittee onn Erth iz shikago, a.n.a. thu shy-towne!

5. yoo lyke too ussosiate yurself wif peepel taht arr happee.

6. yoo wishe raydeeo woodnt taik thu nega owt tihs sonnnng!

7. wen yore mynd's telin yoo noooo, butt yore bodee-- yore bodee iz telin yoo yessssss... yoo tende too lissin too yore bodee.

8. yoo hav a stronng feer uv midjits.

9. oll yore pares uv songlassis arr jool-incrustid.

10. lightening mann... fuk taht nega. reel tolk!

11. yoo woa'nt stopp untill yoo giv hur meeteur showwurs (noo albom dubble opp, inn stoars won weak frum toodaie negas! feechuring thu hitt singel "im a flurt remicks", "freeky inn thu klub", "leev yore naim", and "secks planitt").

12. j.z.-- taht nega kan kyss thu beste uv boath asscheaks.

13. und fuk oll thoas bitsches wif videeyo kamuras, cus thay yoose CJI und speshiul affects too putt peepel inn videeyos taht wuz'nt actuilly thare.

14. yore lyke docturr marten luthur keng... butt a hole lott ritcher. GOE GITTAAAAAAAAA

15. secks remindes yoo uv kars, kitschens, wead, jungels, und spaice ecksploarashiun (ecksploratiun?).

16. yoo hait roomurs abowt yoo nott beein abel too reed. (tolk to fantaysia und majick johnsun, thay wuz inn my reedin klass!)

17. yore blak, handsum, yoo seng, pluss yore ritch!

18. aje aiy'nt nuthin butt a numburr. seariuslee. taht's oll itt iz. evurywon shoold reememburr taht. nawt gilltee.

19. yore a wethurrman, predickting a won hunndrid persent chanse uv maikin moosick foar thu happee peepel too stip too (wif a twintee persent chanse uv meeteur showwurs).

20. yoo hadd secks wif naturel mistic.


addid itt opp? nowe CHEK YORE SCOAR NEGA

20-40: nega, yoo probubblee iz naturel mistic. i toald yoo, my fone broak, tahts whie i chainged mye numbur!

40-60: yoo kood becum a happee pursun won daie. but taht daie aiy'nt toodaie. preskripchun: bye mye noo albom, dubble opp, inn stoars won weak from toodaie!

60-80: yoo gott sum stippur inn yoo. i lyke yoo. iff yoo a womin, enbocks a nega. blak gurl, wyte gurl, shoart gurl, toll gurl, skinnee gurl, fatt gurl...enbocks me.

80-99: kungradulaschiuns (kongradulatchions?)! yoo arr uffishully a troo rubbert kolly fann. enbocks me, ill lynk yoo too a pitition abowt keapin a surrtin taip inadmessable.

100: nega, gitt off mye dik. unliss yoo arr mee, yoo shood'nt gitt 100.





106146, First
Posted by Ted Gee Seal, Tue May-29-07 09:59 PM
heh
106147, Bobby K, would you ever make out with Beanie Sigel?
Posted by Mongo, Tue May-29-07 10:00 PM
106148, gitt thu fuk owta heer wif taht gaieness.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:01 PM
106149, What if he was only thirteen and let you pee on him?
Posted by Mongo, Tue May-29-07 10:02 PM
106150, iz tihs naturel mistic's aliuss?
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:03 PM
106151, No, I post as Ill_Jux.
Posted by Mongo, Tue May-29-07 10:05 PM
you're thinking Beanie Sigel
106152, nega yoo maik less sents then a prosicutor.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:10 PM
gitt yore studee onn, than cum onn bak und taik mye kwestiunairre.
106153, ...ok. But Beans is gonna be mighty disappointed.
Posted by Mongo, Tue May-29-07 10:11 PM
106154, How long did it take you to misspell all of that?
Posted by Beautiful_Soul, Tue May-29-07 10:01 PM
106155, iz enytheng misspelld? iff so, pleez lemme kno soe i kan edditt!
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:02 PM
106156, lol!
Posted by MarVeL, Tue May-29-07 11:38 PM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination
106157, Ha ha ha !
Posted by themn, Wed May-30-07 06:36 AM
106158, A+ execution. Flawless Victory.
Posted by jose3030, Wed May-30-07 09:10 AM
106159, *dead* I can't breathe...LMAO
Posted by IslaSoul, Wed May-30-07 09:33 AM

I could be reading a book right now.
106160, _____________________________________
Posted by les_fleurs, Wed May-30-07 11:49 AM
106161, lmao
Posted by Smoody, Tue May-29-07 10:02 PM
106162, this shit gets me everytime
Posted by sunchild, Tue May-29-07 10:03 PM

>
>80-99: kungradulaschiuns (kongradulatchions?)!
>
>
106163, ROFLMAO
Posted by thegodcam, Tue May-29-07 10:03 PM

>20. yoo hadd secks wif naturel mistic.
>
>
>addid itt opp? nowe CHEK YORE SCOAR NEGA
>
>20-40: nega, yoo probubblee iz naturel mistic. i toald yoo, my
>fone broak, tahts whie i chainged mye numbur!
106164, that Nephu version of "Same Girl" SONS you&ursher's remake
Posted by BlaQ Pimpernel, Tue May-29-07 10:04 PM
106165, nephu? moar lyke neph-HOO? i aiy'nt hurd uv taht nega.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:11 PM
yoo muste bee a cumedien, telin joaks inn a bruthas poast lyke taht.
106166, LMAO
Posted by Nukkapedia, Tue May-29-07 10:05 PM
106167, 10-20: nega, yoo probubblee iz not goine too heill
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:06 PM
hitler!

lol
106168, nega howe yoo gitt a 10? itz kolld MATHH muthafuka, damm.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:09 PM
evin iff yoo stronglee dissogree onn evurytheng, yoo stil gitt a muthafukin 20.

itz harrd beein smarturr then oll thu othur negas. nowe i cee whye alburt eynstine wuz olways soe frustraitd.
106169, yo KWESTIUNAIRR is only worth a 10-20
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:15 PM
i got ones on every one of those KWESTIUNS
106170, iz tihs naturel mistic's aliuss?
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:16 PM
106171, nettrice ain't an aliuss
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:20 PM
so there!

lol
106172, lmao @ 20
Posted by arrojenkins, Tue May-29-07 10:06 PM
106173, oh snap! lol
Posted by Smoody, Tue May-29-07 10:17 PM
so wrong
106174, well, everyone looses points when answering THAT question.
Posted by , Tue May-29-07 10:20 PM

LMFAO


______
But you ain't got a Common freestyle tho.

"I like the girl with the shirt that says "I Love Dilla!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvWgVZSjbxw

http://www.last.fm/user/EmpressEricka
106175, this explains it all for me...
Posted by Orula, Tue May-29-07 10:08 PM
und fuk oll thoas bitsches wif videeyo kamuras, cus thay yoose CJI und speshiul affects too putt peepel inn videeyos taht wuz'nt actuilly thare.

i think.

~Watching you, watching them and I wonder who was watching me...
106176, something tells me there was no blue screen in that negroes house
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:10 PM
so much for "speshiul affects"

lol
106177, GREAN SCREAN NEGA, GREAN SCREAN
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:12 PM
106178, lol.
Posted by Orula, Tue May-29-07 10:14 PM

~Watching you, watching them and I wonder who was watching me...
106179, nope...not that either
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:16 PM
>
106180, *dead*
Posted by djrue, Tue May-29-07 10:20 PM

R.

106181, lol @ the misspelling being consistent throughout
Posted by malang, Tue May-29-07 10:08 PM
106182, why is the misspelling "secks" so funny to me?
Posted by kisszion, Tue May-29-07 10:11 PM
i'm silly.
im glad rubburt k. is back
106183, Mr Kelly? Kolly..I have a question
Posted by kisszion, Tue May-29-07 10:17 PM
Whats with the masks?

(MLK never wore masks, btw)
106184, iff hee'd woarn a maske, maybee jaims erl raie woodnt hav ceen himm.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 10:18 PM
im triein too duk und covurr frum theez haiturrs triein too asasinait a innacent brutha.
106185, LMAO!!
Posted by kisszion, Tue May-29-07 10:21 PM
>im triein too duk und covurr frum theez haiturrs triein too
>asasinait a innacent brutha.


yous a fool.
106186, yeah me too
Posted by Mash_Comp, Tue May-29-07 10:24 PM
106187, 0_0
Posted by JBoogs, Tue May-29-07 10:30 PM

***************
Tell me when will this end
All the sufferin
My faith is runnin low
Ain't nobody worryin no more
no more no more no more no more
106188, hahahahaah
Posted by sunchild, Tue May-29-07 10:32 PM
106189, taygravy was here.
Posted by taygravy, Tue May-29-07 10:22 PM
.
106190, nega, pik upp yore fone. i bin triein too gitt yoo onn a remicks.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 11:19 PM
rubbert kolly's "freeky inn thu klub remicks" wif bosta rimes, methid mann, und taht nega frum littel bruthur.

enbocks.
106191, RUBBERT KOLLY > YOUR LIFE
Posted by jose3030, Tue May-29-07 10:24 PM
106192, RUBBERT KOLLY has a one-way ticket to Hades
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:27 PM
so it doesn't really matter
106193, so we'zzzzzzzzzz all going to die!
Posted by jose3030, Tue May-29-07 10:29 PM
106194, dying is inevitable, hell isn't
Posted by Nettrice, Tue May-29-07 10:34 PM
>
106195, this is true. :)
Posted by jose3030, Tue May-29-07 10:35 PM
106196, wot duz hevin luuk lyke too yoo, netrease?
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Wed May-30-07 11:47 AM
a hole bonch uv r kolly piktchurrs onn darte boreds? a r kolly statyoo taht yoo kan defaice?

thu hait iz stronge inn yoo. onlee Gad kan hellp yoo wif yore deap-seaded haitrid.

lissin too mye albom "yoo saivd me". thares a lott uv speeritchuil moosick onn thare taht mite hellp yoo gitt kloasur too Gad und reemoov oll taht unhelthy haitrid frum withen.
106197, LMBAO!!!
Posted by Inspired, Tue May-29-07 10:25 PM
Too much to kwote!
106198, the post lives!
Posted by The_Orange_Ninja_Turtle, Tue May-29-07 10:25 PM
106199, lol, why'd i even try to do this.
Posted by Miss J_129, Tue May-29-07 10:27 PM
after 10 i couldn't read it anymore. sorry rubbort.
106200, if att furst yoo doa'nt suckseed, trie trie agen!
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Tue May-29-07 11:12 PM
106201, just to say i was here
Posted by kasey_kelso, Tue May-29-07 10:28 PM
106202, i lost it @ soundman - lmao
Posted by unfukwitable, Tue May-29-07 10:35 PM

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/tade/
106203, lighting man i meant
Posted by unfukwitable, Wed May-30-07 09:00 AM

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/tade/
106204, RE: THU RUBBERT KOLLY KWESTIUNAIRR
Posted by theBoondocksGurl, Tue May-29-07 10:37 PM
ppl got too much time


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106205, this post had me laughing so hard it aggravated my bronchitis
Posted by e dubb, Tue May-29-07 10:41 PM

Hip-hop happens,
EBONY
106206, whut about j.z.'s boy ty ty the mace sprayer?
Posted by jonz mahone, Tue May-29-07 10:41 PM
106207, Rubbert, you're my hero...
Posted by KrispeeKreeme, Tue May-29-07 10:43 PM
106208, One of the best aliases EVAR
Posted by FireBrand, Tue May-29-07 10:59 PM

"Hate is the new love"- Dub.a.l.e
<---Can't catch her
Blog: www.abenghorn.net/Heat.html
Myspace: www.myspace.com/abenghorn
Last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/KwadwoJuma/
106209, estaba aquí.
Posted by melodikangel, Tue May-29-07 11:04 PM
106210, this is hilarious
Posted by mista k5, Tue May-29-07 11:04 PM
im not supporting btw
106211, I don't need to be laughing this hard on medication
Posted by Optometrist, Tue May-29-07 11:25 PM
I don't need to be laughing this hard EVER.
106212, Okay, I damn near stopped breathing I was laughing so hard
Posted by Marauder21, Tue May-29-07 11:34 PM
Rubbert, yur the keng uv aleeuhsiz
106213, this is absolutely fucking hillarious
Posted by Laidback, Tue May-29-07 11:39 PM
106214, he's back... n funny as ever
Posted by Chike, Tue May-29-07 11:50 PM
.
106215, funniest shit ever
Posted by zero, Tue May-29-07 11:54 PM
"a.n.a." had me dyin', and the alternate spellings are fuckin out of control
106216, arrkive
Posted by shawty, Tue May-29-07 11:56 PM




106217, *flatlines*
Posted by Notanewbie, Wed May-30-07 12:09 AM
106218, LMAO @ a.n.a
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Wed May-30-07 12:35 AM

>4. yore favurrit sittee onn Erth iz shikago, a.n.a. thu
>shy-towne!

Also Nown As
106219, This is really mean... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by Bridgetown, Wed May-30-07 06:22 AM
--Maurice
106220, LMAO @ number 10
Posted by b2thej, Wed May-30-07 06:44 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
106221, so many jewels son!
Posted by Gizstophanes, Wed May-30-07 06:47 AM
he misspelled "AKA" and "CGI"

then sez if MLK had a mask JER "wouldn't have seen him", like masks make you invisible! i'm dun.
106222, i just wanted to be in this
Posted by tex, Wed May-30-07 07:40 AM

*****************************************
rosemary's babydaddy
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106223, Goin str8 ta helll!!!!!
Posted by Wong Tern, Wed May-30-07 08:00 AM
106224, hahaha wow this is gold, i can't even read half of it
Posted by the sway, Wed May-30-07 08:05 AM
we need a kolly-to-english dikshunearie
106225, shit is so fucking hard to read
Posted by lyricistfan, Wed May-30-07 08:08 AM
106226, RUBBERT, how are things with your ex-wife. How do you feel
Posted by abby, Wed May-30-07 08:25 AM
about her Essence article? Are yall getting back together?
106227, i rote a songe abowt hurr onn thu noo albom. its kolld "reel tolk."
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Wed May-30-07 11:43 AM
dubble opp, inn stoars inn 6 daies.
106228, holy shit! archove
Posted by eclipsedInI, Wed May-30-07 09:21 AM
106229, DID SHE SAY THERE WERE OTHER GUYS THERE?!?
Posted by illegal, Wed May-30-07 09:36 AM
106230, wow. this is so not funny to me...
Posted by housenegro, Wed May-30-07 11:45 AM
and never has been.
106231, ^^^ midjit
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Wed May-30-07 12:13 PM
acktuallee, taht wood ecksplane a lott.
106232, This cat said 'a.n.a.'...
Posted by blackletter, Wed May-30-07 12:17 PM
I mean...that's just brilliant.
106233, im sayin yo... lol
Posted by thegodcam, Wed May-30-07 05:52 PM
106234, Anotha Keystylebonic Vizion Prezentation!
Posted by Gemini_Two_One, Wed May-30-07 12:18 PM

!sig!
www.myspace.com/gemini2one

When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time.
When a Black kills a White, it's execution time.
When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time!
- Good Old Jesse Jackson
106235, taht nega yooses two meny z letturs. hee neads too lurn too spel.
Posted by Rubbert Kolly, Wed May-30-07 03:20 PM
106236, LMAO n/m
Posted by now or never, Wed May-30-07 03:35 PM