I know alot of people are looking at the thread title and thinking "There goes ol attention whore adwhizz making another dumb ass post" but this is serious

A long, long, LONG time ago I recieved the fantastic news that film icon Carl Weathers would be at the mall sighning autographs. Obviously a huge Rocky/Action Jackson fan such as myself couldn't miss this.

I got to the mall good and early to make sure I was the first person in line (actually I was the only person in line the entire time). The whole time I was wating I was speculating if he would show up in his Apollo Creed get up or Dillon from Predator

Eventually he came out and he was just dressed like his boring ass character from Arrested Development. I was kinda let down, but still it was freaking CARL WEATHERS do I couldn't be mad.

After like forever the mall security guy opened the velvet rope and I was able to be with my (soon to be ex)hero. I told him how awesome he was in rocky and how it was a shame his ghost didn't make a cameo in part 5. He just looked at me and nodded.

But THEN when I gave him the picture I drew of him shooting Craig T Nelson he came to life. He smiled at me with that signature Appolo Creed smirk and all was right with the world. He even invited me back to an afterparty back at his motel.

YESSSS! life couldn't be any better. I was going to get to party with The Weatherman and harem of fine women who no doubt follow him everywhere.

But something wasn't right with the world. Things took a really scary turn when it was just him and me in that Motel 6. Maybe it was the fact that he was oiled up wearing boxing trunks. Maybe it was because he kept calling me "Happy" and tried to show me how to work my putter. All I know is that the next 7 hours were terible.

Carl Weather's is a thief. He stole everything that was good an innocent about me, and for that he deserves a fate worse than death.

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(Governator and Jessie the Body) with a lot of political power. They'll make sure this all gets swept under the rug and Carl Weathers will continue violating people

it makes my crotchital region feel all warm. like...microwaved jello mold. with balls.

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He was humming Eye of the tiger while he...violated me

:( :( :( :(

about this tragedy

then the warrior might as well be dead, Stallion.

REAL Predator

>REAL Predator

LMAO.
This line here has got me dying.

<------ K. Fed is gangsta, son.

know the danger and no one else will have to suffer the same fate as me

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so I can set up a sting to get Carl Weathers off the streets

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SCOTTIE, HELP ME, I'M GONNA DIE!!!

That nigga Pretty gave me the correct quote

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"...a man straddling two cultures is rarely well seated..."

Albert Memmi
The Colonizer and the Colonized

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/51/75/12m.jpg

tell me you don't see pure evil in those eyes

Hate to be entertained by your demise, but this shit is mad funny and thanks for posting on a monday.

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It is what it is!



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either way, I don't find this funny at all...

I have come to the realisation that you are 'special' anyways. *shrugs*





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"...a man straddling two cultures is rarely well seated..."

Albert Memmi
The Colonizer and the Colonized

As a matter of fact, thank you for being the ONLY one here to NOT laugh at my personal misfortune

Gotdamn, ahahahahahahah

odd, odd encounter.

And he kept making me run around the motel room and work on my footwork.

I was praying for Dolph Lundren to save me but my prayers went unanswered

He is a hypocrite. U can't put an entire community on blast (as a leader) & then turn around & do what he allegedly did.
-Nettrice

THE birds
5-4
5-4

monitored teams
8-1
9-0

it reminds me too much of that horrible day

and it will be golden

I don't want to think about that movie anymore

thank you.

this wouldn't have been nearly as funny as it is. Oh my goodness, I needed this laugh.

.

Remove that Avatar post haste

Carl Weathers' *real* victims, tho.

peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

--Maurice

peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

--Maurice

Dammit how do you know so much about that day

>Dammit how do you know so much about that day

Have you ever heard of a site called YouTube©?

--Maurice

how dare you

This shit is fuckin bananas.

--Maurice

snapping pictures....OH GOD THE PICTURES!

Twon: Sounds too good to be true. With sexy ass Carl and his nappy chest.

Blaine: Yes indeedy. Adwhizz is now my favorite OKP poster. Nigga done gave up his goodies to gain ALL his glory w/ Apollo's creed. Hallelujah!

Twon: hee hee!

Blaine: I mean really. Adwhizz use to have all them slutty looking donkey white bitches in his avatars with his mask on.

Twon: U know he was hiding something under that mask.

Blaine: Umm hmmm, take off the mask now, nigga. You belong to us! I bet Apollo did you like he always wanted to do the Russian in Rocky IV.

Twon: U.S.A.!

Blaine: If he dies, he dies chile!!

the fact that you didn't know that Carl was on my payroll makes it even sweeter.

MONOTONE wins again.

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love is a beautiful thang



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Hey remember when you when you were 11 and your puppy died, yeah that was GREAT

you know what else was great? Back in11th grade when you caught your girlfirend making out with that no good Bobby Williams at the mall. yeah THAT was great

"Obviously a huge Rocky/Action Jackson fan such as myself couldn't miss this."

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This line had me on the fucking floor!

"Obviously a huge Rocky/Action Jackson fan such as myself couldn't miss this."

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This line had me on the fucking floor!

Hilarious.

this wont be getting archived, it will be deleted post haste

but the truth has finally come to the light

and.. i really dont want to click on your avy to make it bigger to see what it is after reading that sig.

and yeah you can thank the Weatherman for that

peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

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while the loading thingy was spinning and cancelled out of there.

nah buddy.

i don't want to know what was behind door #3.

peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

:*(

*dead*

I hope Dolph Lungren comes to your front door and gives you the Apollo treatment!

I'm going to go worship Eric Roberts or Charles Bronson or somebody