75215, RE: The Punchline to the World's Greatest Joke Posted by Zesi, Thu Oct-06-05 08:44 PM
> The important thing is that you wanted to get there after >12, but before 3. At 3 they started giving throwaway stale >slices to the drunkards making their way to the >outer-boroughs, but at 12 the manager came in. The manager, >like all managers, gave hell to his staff of underpaid workers >and was more than a bit unrealistic about the working >conditions of a corner pizza shop. But he really did love >making pizza the right way; something that, it had to be said, >did suffer when his watchful, annoying eye wasn't on the >operation. He would come in at 12 on nights like these to >make sure no one tried to get funny with the female cashiers, >make sure the teens weren't taking extra from the drawer, do >three hours, and leave it to the younger crew to lock up. > His secret was that he didn't trust what he called "The >canned shit." Instead of putting the sauce right on, he'd >crush (hand crush) whole tomatoes and put miniscule bits of
minor point...i would say something like hand crush, mind you...parentheses are kinda antiseptic
>crushed garlic in the sauce, simmer for a few "goddamn" >seconds, and then put it on the pizza. It wasn't a good >"drunk" like your nightlife guides might say. It was just >damn fine pizza that a few would acknowledge now and then.
yeah, i dont get the goddamn and drunk part.
> So, he was a difficult man, but he cared about his $1.75 >slices. You should stop in some time.
this is kinda confusing on the second read, since he leaves later.
> Ed sat down at the bar across the street and surveyed a >room of 20 year olds playing 30. He never made any snide >judgment or laughed under his breath, he just noticed that >they wanted to be older than they were. Nothing wrong with >that.
i would rearrange this, and nix the nothing wrong with that, unless ed is saying it.
> He was thinking about something. He scratched the upper >part of his cheek as a bit of a nervous habit that started >around his teenage years and never left him in the mid-30's >that he was. A good friend of his always crowed about the >fact that the cigarettes that left the bars of New York City >hid the smell of body odor and vomit, but he never paid >attention. One day there was cigarette smoke, the next there >wasn't. > Judith interrupted his third beer, the sight of her. >Things ended badly between them, mainly because they never >started. He equated the whole situation to being patted on >the head and smiled at, but never actually taken seriously. >He could never figure out if he was ok with all this, but he >had to be. She was disappearing the way that unrequited loves >always do. They just start to vanish one day and you know you >can't make a dent in the whole affair. He had that feeling.
i think you can shorten this, or do something to it, but i dont know what.
> They were both there to see the same person. If they'd >arranged to meet together at any point, it never would have >happened. Here, he never would have guessed to meet her. >That was a bit unfair. > "Oh my God!" she was general excited to see him. > "How are you?" the same back, but with a hint of knowing >sadness, to be a bit poetic for a second. He heard she'd be >there, but there was something a bit odd about seeing her in >the flesh outside of their usual situation. > They talked, people always do. But it didn't feel like >anything. It was like reaching for something but not quite >grabbing it. Oh well. > He had to leave. "Aren't you going to hang out for a bit? >I miss you," she said. > "...I'm always going to miss you," he said, giving life to >months of frustration. > So as these things go, she stood silent but smiling, >pretending to not fully get his meaning, and he gave a hug and >walked out. Down the street and under the lights of clean but >depressing convenience store, Ed broke into hysterical >laughter and finished his walk home.
is that really his character? you know him better than i do.
> One time I was at the pizza place around 2:30. I was >slurring my speech by then, but I recognized the manager. I >waved a hello, and he gave a gruff response much like I >expected. Anyway, he looks over at a guy making a pizza for >the 4 o'clock rush as he pours out the sauce onto the dough. >"What? You want me to..." the guy says. The manager, without >even turning around starts to walk out the door and says, "Do >whatever the hell you want."
i think the guy should say more...like, i think it would make the end stronger. not much more, but just finish his sentence.
>--Maurice >
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