>The heart attack guy reportedly tasted himself in the
>testicles on accident which caused the heart attack.

A good friend of mine from HS is Tip O'Neill's grandson, and apparently the dude who zapped his jewels did so while trying to steal a goddamn picture of Tip O'Neill.

So we've been having a field day with that story. My friend is like "WHY WAS GRAMP'S PICTURE SO IMPORTANT TO HIM" lol