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- smartass extraordinaire

"Sometimes... when I'm really hungry... the applause sounds like bacon" - Wendy Williams

Excerpt from a poem written about my left elbow by Cool Veggie Gilbert:
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So be Gentle.
Lotion. Aloe Vera is a fundamental
Plus the cocoa,
Butter to make it smooth.
When provoked though,
You do get ruff.
Throw bows like Lu-da-crus,
If you fool wit us.
All you hoes say hello to the left elbow
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