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77649, Black Lily and my Titty
Posted by guest, Mon Sep-20-99 05:01 AM
For all you OkayPlayers who missed it last night Im gonna review the show in detail....<BR>Flo Brown : ROCKED THAT SHIT<BR>Jaguar : ROCKED THAT SHIT<BR>Jazzyfatnastees: ROCKED THAT SHIT<BR>Mary (drummer) : ROCKED THAT SHIT<BR>Okstreet team : ROCKED THAT SHIT<BR>3 7000 9 : SUCKED LIKE SHIT<P>Just kidding, but for real it was a great fun show<BR>Flo kicked it then we (3 7000 9) get up, I greet the crowd with Kwiss' patented "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK" Kick the set....then we get to APOLOGIZE...The okayplayers favourite song of ours so we were closing the set with it so i look out and everyone is going off (ever seen an okaymoshpit?? its breathtaking really)...then I see Nesta on Melanism shoulders and Im like ohh shit....then Danophonic stage dives backwards whilst still playing the guitar and im like ohh shit....then i look over...at this point its close to the end of the song ..the I said im fucking sorry part...i look over and see Tank trying to get my attention whilst cracking up ...im like what is she trying to say ...over the mic I ask "what is my titty hanging out?" ...and the Audience is like yeah....and i look down and im like OHHH SHIT....yes my left titty which happens to be the bigger of the two...and is always a rebel on some Amistad shit "give us us free"...was chilling hanging out in full view of the front of the audience (which were mostly okay players) and two photographers (i wondered why people were taking so many pictures all of a sudden) and a video camera (we are gonna have to edit the tape i aint lil kim yknow....momma it was an accident i swear it....Diana i aint dirty i swear it) So I said "I said im fucking sorry"....so there you have it so now most of the NY chapter have seen my okaytitty and Dans ass when he was mooning Tracey last week so I am sorry if there is no mystery left... <P>And to the okayplayers who didnt make it out last night and missed it<BR>I said im Fucking Sorry...<P><BR>Peace, Love and Heinekens,<P>Nou-Ra<P>"You're welcome to quote me...go on quote me...it makes me feel special" Tank<P>"You can hate us now. We won't stop now. We're posting now. We're online now..." Nasty Nou and Tank 'Puffy' Green<P>"You criticize and you flatter, You imitate the best, And the rest you memorize, You know the times you impress me most, Are the times when you don't try." Joni Mitchell, Woman of Heart and Mind
77650, Titty-Time
Posted by SkipGotSkills, Mon Sep-20-99 05:25 AM
Nah, on the real Nou, you're performance was excellent as always. I was in the front fighting for picture space. What was so funny, was I turned my camera off for a minute like after I took five pictures of you. Then "Bam", the titty came out, I tried to grab my camera, but I couldn't get it in time, you shoved that bad boy back into your top. It was beautiful though, don't sweat it, ya'll were the shit as usual. I know you were upset, but we don't want you to be. Love you Nou, Peace baby.<P>P.S. Did ya'll see Super Dan last night, yo Dan you the shit baby. I think he broke somebodies neck, and shit. Later
77651, Nou's Jumblies
Posted by AbdulJaleel, Mon Sep-20-99 06:08 AM
I was standing to the side, so I missed the spectacle. I made a post last week prior to the scandalous inncedent (for shame, for shame.) Who would have thought it would come to pass? ON THE REAL, WE LOVE YOU NOU RA and next time sport the top that says fuck all over it, it gives better support <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><P><BR>"I Might act up but I can still pass dawah" Malik B<P>Waahid-Wadud (thats one love in Arabic)<BR>Abdul-Jaleel
77652, Your Left Titty...
Posted by Tank, Mon Sep-20-99 07:54 AM
'Tis the morning after the night before... and I am still laughing like crazy... Not sure that is the appropriate response from said tittys best-friend, but fuck it, I haven't seen a piece of comedy like that for ages...<P>As a little side note for the rest of my Okay Fam, Nou-Ra and I have been friends for 10 years now and so have that old psychic link thang going on. So, my point with this 'sharing', is that I have a little gossip for y'all from my left titty. 10 years of titty to titty telepathic conversation has given me this piece of info to tell you all:<P>Nou's left titty has had desires all of it's own to be a stripper. For about 3 years now her tit has been saying that it would like to go solo and has been trying to use the old peer pressure thing to get mine to go with it. (Luckily my left tit has a strong sense of personal identity and so has refused the invitation...) These desires are the cause of the dramatic size difference between it and her right titty. Apparently it has been doing special exercises which explain it's plumpness. So my left tittys reasoning from last nights hilarity is that NLT used last night as a test to see what kind of response it would get from the audience. Seeing how it was loved by all, MLT says that you can all probably expect to see more of NLT, or that next time you see Nou she will only have one tit and t'other will be touring local strip joints and bearing the name Black Lilly Titty...<P>Peace, Love and green things that grow,<P>Tank<P>"Yo, you got any sushi?" Me at about 4am this morning at a Roy Rogers rest stop.<P>"Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. All you can do is go where they can find you." Winnie the Pooh<P>"We exist only in the dreams of the Supernaturals, and even they can sometimes have nightmares which trap us in events nobody can predict." Anne Cameron, Child of her People.
77653, Tank is Ill
Posted by SkipGotSkills, Mon Sep-20-99 08:05 AM
Yo, Tank that was some funny shit you posted about Nou's left Titty touring, you crazy. I think I know who you are, you were standing right behind me. <P>I know the crowd has a reputation for demanding request, I know they're going to demand another Tit show. They might be nice and just ask to see the right one. That's when Black Lily's no longer free, Nahmean? <P>P.S. Love you Nou.....Smooch<P>
77654, The award for using the word.....
Posted by t510, Mon Sep-20-99 04:19 PM
titty the most in any text form...Tank!!<P>LoL...damn Nou, don't you hate it when they get in the way? Just let her go..she'll come back.<P>"C'mon, we all know you have no game"--Me<P><P>"True. If I did mack, it wouldn't be fair to the general male population"--Mr. 1989<P>Peace and Love <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif">
77655, This is how 'gay' Nou is...
Posted by Tank, Mon Sep-20-99 09:17 AM
Nou-Ra: Tank, I've been up since 9am on-line and nobody else is on. I'm really scared, what if the meteorite really did hit NYC.<P>Me: You fucking junkie. Some people actually have jobs and lives Nou, unlike you...<P>Peace, Love and green things that grow,<P>Tank<P>"Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. All you can do is go where they can find you." Winnie the Pooh<P>"We exist only in the dreams of the Supernaturals, and even they can sometimes have nightmares which trap us in events nobody can predict." Anne Cameron, Child of her People.
77656, Left Jubbey's Press Statement
Posted by Melanism, Mon Sep-20-99 04:10 PM
I have been asked to represent and manage “Left Jubbley”. Last night was her first guest appearance. She will be fronting a band soon and wanted me to post this statement on the board. As her illegal representation, I feel obligated to do as she wishes:<P>“Hello, Okayplayers and Okayplayettes. I was so happy to see so many of you last night. I have been an aspiring star for quite some time now and I was tired being held back by Ms. Nou Ra. In the spirit of Jennifer Lopez’s ass and Tina Turner’s legs, body parts have long been held back by their owners. No more. Myself and Danophonic’s ass (who some of you have met)are forming our own group called SUM OF OUR PARTS. We are in negotiations now with Tracey’s afro to become a part of the Black Lily lineup. Hopefully, Nou Ra and Danophonic will not hold back our careers and allow us to grow as artists. As much as we love them, I feel like we are goiing in different directions and need to part. Thank you for all your love and support.“ <P>Melanism<P>Mel's Black Lily site: <a href="http://members.xoom.com/Melanism/bl/intro.html">http://members.xoom.com/Melanism/bl/intro.html<;/a><P>"Why do my eyes hurt?"<BR>"You've never used them before."<BR>--Neo & Morpheus fr. "The Matrix"<P>"I'm not like them/But I can pretend/The sun is gone/But I have a light/The day is done/But I'm having fun/I think I'm dumb"<BR>--Kurt Cobain fr. "Dumb"<P>"And it's me who is too weak/And it's me who is too shy/To ask for the thing I love..."<BR>--Paula Cole fr. "Me"
77657, no on time
Posted by mech, Mon Sep-20-99 05:47 PM
i was there taking pictures.<BR>but while i'm trying to get the okaypit at its peak. i turn and i see this titty and i'm like "what?" but i couldn't get a picture in time before nou ra shove it right back<BR>the show was tight everyone ripped it<P>BLACK LILY ON THE RISE!!!<P>peace
77658, I must be blind
Posted by DeePhunk, Mon Sep-20-99 06:12 PM
Okay, I was right behind Naz and Mech. I don't know where my eyes were at the time but I didn't see a damn thing. Maybe I was still reeling over the fact that Danophonic did a backwards fall into the crowd (right on HeavenLei's head) and I had to assist in guiding him back onto stage before he fell on his ass. I dunno. All I heard was "Is my titty hanging out?" And I was like "What??!".<P>A couple of people have asked me if we could use that as an image on the new Black Lily flyers for October. I don't know how that would go over. <BR> <BR>-------------<BR>.:dee ph!:.<P>"I drop science and experiment..." -Common<BR>"You cut your hair, I cut you." -t510
77659, ME 2!
Posted by Re_Alief, Mon Sep-20-99 10:21 PM
I had just taken a photo when outta nowhere...I hear Nou ask "is my titty showing?" (or sumN like dat!) and I'm like "whaauT??" Now, I don't remember seeing any nipple showing when I took the picture...AND I had the zoom thing workin' y'all!! I was a lil excited from seeing Dan stage plunge not to be confused with the more aggressive stage diving y'all!) so maybe I wasn't paying attention 100% of the time. Now I gotta get dat film developed and see what kinda shot I got. I promise you Nou, I won't get it blown up or make a zillion copies if it does show the OkayNipple (copyrightted by my baby Sugah!! <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/wink.gif">) I wonder what else I took pictures of now?!<P>Peace2U,<BR>Re Alief<P>'OH! GOMEN NASAI!' - me<BR>"Don't be speakin' japaMAnese to me!" - Sugah <BR>'ummm, get off the phone and go to bed baby!' - me<P>my boo's published poem from last year (this year very soon!!)<BR><a href="http://www.rhapsodyinblack.com/98Summer/ea.html#HeavenonEarth">http://www.rhapsodyinblack.com/98Summer/ea.html#HeavenonEarth<;/a> <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif">
77660, Sorry Nou!!!!
Posted by Nesta, Mon Sep-20-99 06:31 PM
Damn Nou, I didn't know that me getting airborne like that was gonna get you so charged. I'm up there doing my thing feeling I Apoligize and then out of nowhere I see Dan just basically just say eff it, if Nes is up there I'm going in.<P>THAT SHIT WAS MAD FUNNY because Dan was all nonchalant about it he just walkedm to the edge of the stage, turned his back and took a little Nestea (not to be confused with Nesta) plunge into teh ok section and just landed on folks while still playing.<P>It's a damn good thing HeavenLei is a strong woman because if she was some little modeling chick we would've been rolling her out of there on a hand truck.<P>And then the SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!. Nou's up there just vibing and doing her thing and out of nowhere here' s the left nipple peeking out trying to figure out what all the commotion is about. <P>I'm standing there like OK.....Well......it's a nice nipple, nothing to be ashamed of. But then you hear the little rumbling from the ok section because everyone is like damn, we really need to get her attention. But Nou is rockin for real and I see Tracey and Mercedes over there like Oh God! And then the reelation comes and Nou very calmly sticks that bad boy back in the holster.<P>CLASSIC MATERIAL. I love it. Hey what's the big deal anyway, nipples need some affection from the public too. NIPPLES HAVE RIGHTS TOO PEOPLE!<P><BR>______________________________________<BR>Quotes relating to me.<P>"Nesta after reading all your posts over the last weeks, I wanted to marry you. but now I see all we'd do is duplicate our cd collection. " -Soulsike<P>"Nesta, if I didn't know you, I'd think you were an illiterate stalker" - Angieee aka 'Stress.<P>
77661, Can I get a Breast piece ???
Posted by ABACUS, Tue Sep-21-99 07:55 AM
Hey Nou-When Danophonic leaped onto Heavenlei-I went bazerk-then I went bannanas when the mammory gland bursted out of your top-OKAY MOSH PIT, eh? That was off the hook-peace & love, dear.<P>"For whom do we aspire to reflect our own people's death?<BR>For whose entertainment shall we sing our agony?<BR>In what hopes, that the destroyers aspiring to extinguish us, will suffer remorse at their own fantastic success?<BR>The last imbecile to dream such a dream is dead, killed by the saviors of his own dream." <P>Ayi Kwei Armah
77662, Let Tit Be!!!!!
Posted by guest, Thu Sep-23-99 08:43 AM
Yo' Nou, I think last Sunday's performance only helped to compound my crush on you. I know it was embarassing enough that it happened to you, so I'ma "let tit be". You rocked as usual, though. You're always joking that you don't know why they schedule you to go after Flo' Brown, but on some real shit I dig your set the most (not taking anything away from Flo'). I be in the crowd icthin' to come on stage and spit some ill lyrics with you over that ill ass rock music. It'll happen one day. <P>PS- My favorite joint's are "Why Are We Still Breathing" & "Without Looking" - definitely hot shit.<P>"Nothin' is new to me, but I'm still learnin'" - Talib Kweli<P><BR>"Trust me, I'm a Doctor" - Duela
77663, WOW!! BREASTISIS
Posted by guest, Thu Sep-23-99 02:18 PM
Hmm...looks like i'll be atttending concerts on a regular basis now....
77664, hmmmm
Posted by Mr_McFeely, Thu Sep-23-99 05:34 PM
i am "feelin" that pic right now....it really "rubs" me the right way....what a "stroke" of good luck....i am "cumming" to enjoy this "okayplaying".....muhahahaha<P><P>i am on my McKnees for Nou Ra...
77665, My very first Post
Posted by guest, Mon Sep-27-99 07:15 AM
I was considering not revealing who I am for a while, but to many of my folks post here and I want you to know its...LIZ! Nou-Ra, Tracey, Merce, Tank, Danophonic, even Melanism I met (however brief it was). I miss you all and ah when did Black Lily get so racy NOBODY flashed me when I was in town - All I got was a sappy song (Just Kiddin Merce)...well I did get to see Tracey cuss out ol' boy from Funkadelic..but when does that not happen??? Ha-ha all jokes aside I MISS you all so much I am counting the days when I'll be there again enjoying all of you, but in the mean time I wish BlackLily would do an LA tour!!!! La-la land needs ya'll to rock the fuckin' show.<P> Okay-Players...Get at me,<BR> LIZ
77666, Looking To Trade Bootlegs For Titty Pics
Posted by guest, Wed Oct-06-99 06:34 PM
THAT was a funny-ass post. Congrats! You and "left-eye" keep on Keep Keeping on......<P><P><P>Peace and love,<BR>-iLL<P><P>She would be like, "What do they want YOU for? Do you give good head!?" -Unknown<P><BR>I can't knock you for not knowing/ But I could for you not wanting to learn/ Nor for asking/ But I could for you not willing to earn/ No I can't, for someone to even havta tell me twice/ So this music is my sacrifice/ So I be dedicated, determinated, and dependable/ To demonstrate directly/ And use the opportunity correctly/ So forget the gold teeth/ Forget the bald head/ forget it sound country/ Just remember what I said... -Atlanta's own Cee-Loo