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Topic subject//// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Topic URLhttp://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=66876
66876, //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by Yadgyu, Sat Oct-14-06 04:13 PM
He made a song called 'Kick, Push' about skateboarding and he cannot skate! He should have made a song called 'Pimp, Mack' about being a pimp. At least he would have sold some records. This man said he plans on retiring after a few albums. Why wait?
66877, O.K., you've gotten your attention.
Posted by 4D, Sat Oct-14-06 04:16 PM
Don't bite the bait everyone.
66878, ^Listen To This Guy^
Posted by Blinky_Blinx, Sat Oct-14-06 05:44 PM
>Don't bite the bait everyone.
66879, did they ever bite the bait...
Posted by BarTek, Sun Oct-15-06 05:47 PM

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~
66880, Lupe Fiasco gets high too.
Posted by Yadgyu, Sat Oct-14-06 04:22 PM
Keep it on the low though.
66881, dammit this subject has gotten me fired up
Posted by Quez, Sat Oct-14-06 04:25 PM

i plan to make 10 so angry rejoinders, ultimately bringing this thread to a 70+ post count dammit!
66882, you derpy motherfucker....
Posted by LiquidSwords3000, Sat Oct-14-06 04:27 PM

~~~Tron~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

R.I.P. - Jay Dee/J Dilla
66883, Chuck D never broke out of prison.
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:29 PM

There were no S1W's with bazookas.

66884, Ice Cube was never a "gangsta."
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:29 PM

He was just a chubby guy with a gheri curl.

66885, Kool Keither is NOT a halfmanhalfalligatorman!
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:30 PM

He's not the Black Elvis either.

66886, BOOO, Kool Keith never told a lie
Posted by Adwhizz, Sun Oct-15-06 12:42 PM
66887, Jungle Brothers didn't ever live in a hut.
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:31 PM

But they did like house music.

66888, KRS One doesn't actually have his teachers ceritifcate!
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:32 PM

He's been teaching all these years without the proper credentials!

OH NOEEEESSSSS!!!!!

66889, RE: KRS One doesn't actually have his teachers ceritifcate!
Posted by lbeezy47, Sat Oct-14-06 05:42 PM
>
>He's been teaching all these years without the proper
>credentials!
>


hahaha...classic.
66890, Black Sheep were actually just two guys...
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 04:32 PM

NOT SHEEP AT ALL!

66891, RE: Black Sheep were actually just two guys...
Posted by Dariusx, Mon Oct-16-06 07:56 AM
>
>NOT SHEEP AT ALL!
>
>
Too funny! Laughing my black ass off!
66892, RE: Black Sheep were actually just two guys...
Posted by Dariusx, Mon Oct-16-06 07:56 AM
>
>NOT SHEEP AT ALL!
>
>
Too funny! Laughing my black ass off!
66893, the rappers in Little Brother ain't little at all.
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 04:33 PM
66894, ODB wasn't REALLY baby Jesus
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 04:35 PM
he wasn't even old
66895, haha i like how you don't really deny that he was dirty though
Posted by nextmovement, Sat Oct-14-06 10:09 PM
.
66896, Michael Jackson wasn't really black.
Posted by weaponry, Sat Oct-14-06 04:44 PM
66897, one of the Fat Boys aint fat no more
Posted by SooperEgo, Sat Oct-14-06 04:45 PM
66898, Jay-Z has neither a "J" nor a "Z" in his government name
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 04:47 PM
66899, i got one, i got one
Posted by speedlaws07, Sat Oct-14-06 04:48 PM
triple six mafia doesn't really worship the devil
66900, lol
Posted by Dredd_Starr00, Sun Oct-15-06 01:43 AM
i actually had someone warn me not to listen to them because they were devil worshippers lmao


"Im the shit, the only one who hasn't heard is Foxy" - Stat Quo

Check my blog, fool!
http://houseofhiphopsoul.blogspot.com/
66901, actually, early on they were on some satanic shit.
Posted by Invisiblist, Sun Oct-15-06 11:55 PM
66902, Young Black Teenagers weren't actually Black
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 04:50 PM
66903, RE: Young Black Teenagers weren't actually Black
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 06:35 PM

They weren't young or teenagers either.

66904, 4 or 5 people were actually
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 12:39 AM
staring in the opposite direction of 2Pac
66905, Lol @ this one
Posted by bski, Wed Oct-18-06 10:12 AM

http://www.myspace.com/bski
http://www.myspace.com/livesociety
66906, MF Doom isn't really a supervillain.
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 04:53 PM
He's a really nice guy, actually.
66907, Girl: "THATS YOU" .
Posted by Wordup, Sun Oct-15-06 08:52 PM
>He's a really nice guy, actually.


Dude: Wha . . .wait . . . how did you know?

Girl: Man I been knowin . . .



^^^ Sampled from Wild Style
66908, Snoop Dogg is a mothafuckin human!
Posted by DJR, Sat Oct-14-06 04:54 PM
That What's My Name video was a crock of shit!
66909, RE: Snoop Dogg is a mothafuckin human!
Posted by speedlaws07, Sat Oct-14-06 06:53 PM
lol
66910, 50 Cent has far more money than that.
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 04:54 PM
WHERE'S THE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY DAMMIT
66911, Jesus reportedly has never walked with Kanye West
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 04:56 PM
66912, the Neptunes are from Earth
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 12:29 AM
and Timbaland owns a pair of Lugz (birdman lugz!)...smh
66913, Wait can he actually not skateboard?!?!?!
Posted by Ice Kareem, Sat Oct-14-06 05:00 PM
cause he's officially wack to me regardless of how well he can rap... thats got to be the most corniest thing ever
66914, It's true.
Posted by Yadgyu, Sat Oct-14-06 05:49 PM
Read Rolling Stone, issue 1011 (with Fergie on the cover), page 78. It's one of his 'dirty secrets'.
66915, RE: It's true.
Posted by WhiteNotion, Sun Oct-15-06 10:10 PM
skateboarding is not easy. he's not very good, but that doesn't mean he doesn't do it and love it.

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/whitenotion/
http://www.myspace.com/flowtron
http://mynameisshaun.blogspot.com
66916, mic geronimo is NOT an indian
Posted by dj bee-can, Sat Oct-14-06 05:28 PM
66917, geronimo wasn't either, he was a native american
Posted by spirit, Sun Oct-15-06 02:46 PM
___

wow. i still post on message boards. lol.
66918, Dr. Dre has neither a MD nor a PhD
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 05:31 PM
66919, to starter
Posted by doubleP, Sat Oct-14-06 05:51 PM
he didn't say he was a skater, he told a story of a skater.
calm down.
66920, Laffy Taffy can't be shaken.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 05:56 PM
.
66921, I really don't like that damn song
Posted by Cre8, Mon Oct-16-06 04:18 PM
mainly cause laffy taffy don't shake, its flat and gooey when wet and heated and it just don't make sense.
66922, Lemonade was never a popular drink. It still isn't.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 05:58 PM
.
66923, Hey man, I love lemonade!
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:02 PM
I keep a pitcher of it in my fridge at all times.
66924, tay dont be fuckin with my lemonade
Posted by Goose, Sat Oct-14-06 06:09 PM
BLUE! why isnt there any ice in my lemonade?!! u drop down and give me ten (c) will ferrell
66925, Hold up sir...I love some lemonade...
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:08 PM
Nothing says Lazy Summer Afternoon like a glass of lemonade
66926, X Clan weren't related to Malcolm.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 05:59 PM
.
66927, McHammer wasn't really Irish.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:00 PM
Can't remember who coined that one originally, but that shit still cracks me up...
66928, hhahaaha
Posted by Navi, Sat Oct-14-06 06:03 PM
this was the best one
66929, LOL
Posted by jasonprague, Sun Oct-15-06 01:04 PM
gotta be the best one...

PEACE
66930, Saafir and the Hobo Junction never lived in boxcars
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:01 PM
66931, The members of Digable Planets aren't really planets
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:03 PM
66932, Well, Ladybug was an Earth...
Posted by Mau777, Sun Oct-15-06 06:33 AM
...dem other 2 was "Gods".

"Basically, I’m going to take what you did, the bare-bones structure of what you were trying to do, how you were attacking the song, and attack it in pretty much the same way, just with more intensity to show you that you could’ve come harder" - Bun B

Re
66933, Chuck D. never got a letter from the government.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:04 PM
It was actually addressed to Chuck Norris, the mailman just put it in the wrong box.

Chuck Norris later roundhouse kicked the mailman.
66934, Sure he did, it just wasn't the other day.
Posted by CJ, Sun Oct-15-06 01:27 AM
66935, RE: Chuck D. never got a letter from the government.
Posted by Computer Snacks, Tue Oct-17-06 10:57 AM
I was thinking about that the other day... Why would they call themselves "suckers" and write the letter to Chuck D?

That makes absolutely no sense
66936, incase u didnt hear in the song
Posted by Goose, Sat Oct-14-06 06:06 PM
he never said I skate, he tells a story about somebody that fell in love with skating, its a story, so do ur self a favor and stop posting people will like you more
66937, Nas' last name isn't Escobar!
Posted by Villain, Sat Oct-14-06 06:07 PM
66938, Riiiiiiight, next you'll say his first name aint' Nasty
Posted by CJ, Sun Oct-15-06 01:37 AM
66939, Dizzy Gillespie didn't play the sax.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:08 PM
.
66940, me, myself...i don't really love to max.
Posted by SooperEgo, Sat Oct-14-06 10:50 PM
66941, Redbone booties I reject at an alarming rate.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 11:51 PM
.
66942, RE: Dizzy Gillespie didn't play the sax.
Posted by LynxTyro, Tue Oct-17-06 07:15 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
66943, Q-Tip doesn't clean out your ears.
Posted by Jason C, Sat Oct-14-06 06:11 PM
66944, The Lost Boyz actually had directions.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:13 PM
.
66945, RE: The Lost Boyz actually had directions.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:36 PM
this one made me laugh the hardest. haha.

so misleading they were.
66946, RE: The Lost Boyz actually had directions.
Posted by ThatsWhatsUp, Sun Oct-15-06 09:21 PM
LOL!!

"Deeeeeetroit Tiiiiigers!" © Craig Monroe
66947, Tribe Called Quest never lived on a reservation.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:14 PM
.
66948, Reports also state they had never left any wallets
Posted by The Rapture7, Mon Oct-16-06 10:58 AM
in El Segundo, or actually ever "kicked it" despite reports to the contrary.
66949, Slim Thug isn't really...aww that joke is too easy
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:21 PM
66950, Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:22 PM
.
66951, Good work Sir !
Posted by themn, Sat Oct-14-06 10:05 PM
66952, RE: Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots.
Posted by speaksfromtheheart, Mon Oct-16-06 06:18 PM
LOL...that's funny!!

66953, RE: Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots.
Posted by cyberseright, Wed Oct-18-06 02:09 AM
After careful consideration, they decided to go with Peedi Peedi instead.
66954, De La Soul never really died
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:24 PM
66955, Nor did they ever open up a donut shop
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:25 PM
66956, Kurupt really did give a fuck about a bitch
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:26 PM
He was in love with Foxy Brown & cried when she left him.
66957, ***Brand***
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:29 PM
66958, the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian.
Posted by kinEDic, Sat Oct-14-06 06:27 PM
nm
66959, RE: the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian.
Posted by Vic Grymes, Tue Oct-17-06 02:09 PM
Correction: Obviously you didnt watch the Racial Draft a few years back, they are officially asian...
66960, RE: the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian.
Posted by Vic Grymes, Tue Oct-17-06 02:11 PM
Correction: Obviously you didnt watch the Racial Draft a few years back, they are officially asian...
66961, Eazy-E wasn't born in 1973
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:29 PM
Him & Ren never held up a bank either. Now if he ever put a pussy in the freezer could be debated.
66962, Just Blaze doesn't smoke
Posted by bigr2k, Sat Oct-14-06 06:29 PM
he doesn't even like fire neither
66963, Master Ace never owned any slaves.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:30 PM
.
66964, HAHAHAHAHAHAH *DEAD*
Posted by quakka1, Sat Oct-14-06 07:28 PM
66965, RE: Master Ace never owned any slaves.
Posted by The1AndOnlyDJCT, Sun Oct-15-06 02:47 PM
His limo driver isn't white and his attorney isn't black either! He doesn't even have a limo driver!
66966, ^ ^ ^ actually made me chuckle
Posted by spirit, Sun Oct-15-06 02:48 PM

___

wow. i still post on message boards. lol.
66967, Ghostface never had a bulletproof wallet.
Posted by Jason C, Sat Oct-14-06 06:30 PM
66968, Peanut Butter Wolf isn't a wolf.
Posted by Jason C, Sat Oct-14-06 06:35 PM
and his vinyl weighs a few hundred pounds.
66969, LOL. at most a couple hundred pounds.
Posted by herbiehowsermc, Mon Oct-16-06 11:58 AM

------------------------------------------------------
www.MySpace.com/HerbOneTheSkeletonKey
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66970, Drag-On wasn't a dragon
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:31 PM
66971, Queen Latifah, Prince Paul, and King Sun weren't related.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:34 PM
.
66972, RE: Queen Latifah, Prince Paul, and King Sun weren't related.
Posted by El Keter, Sat Oct-14-06 06:36 PM

Her name isn't even Latifah for chrissake!

She's a fraud! A FRAUD I SAY!

66973, No ID carries multiple forms of identification.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 06:41 PM
.
66974, ha!
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:42 PM
.
66975, LOL!!!
Posted by Wordup, Sun Oct-15-06 09:01 PM
>.
66976, we have ourselves a winner
Posted by Goose, Mon Oct-16-06 09:03 AM
best reply
66977, Common's blood type is AB Negative.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 06:43 PM
.
66978, lmao....I *almost* missed that one
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:44 PM
.
66979, PM Dawn went without you and didn't die.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:49 PM
.
66980, LL has been seen on multiple occasions without his radio
Posted by MarVeL, Sat Oct-14-06 06:49 PM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
66981, ....and apparently still living.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 06:51 PM
.
66982, as far as I know...
Posted by MarVeL, Sat Oct-14-06 06:54 PM

as is PM Dawn.





http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
66983, Nas really isn't God's Son
Posted by DJ Contact, Sat Oct-14-06 06:50 PM
66984, C-Murder isn't a murderer....oh wait
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-14-06 06:51 PM
66985, 50 Cent is never "High all the Time"
Posted by DJ Contact, Sat Oct-14-06 06:53 PM
You won't catch him in the club either.
66986, AZ didnt get his name from the beginning and end of the alphabet
Posted by chaotiq, Sat Oct-14-06 06:54 PM
66987, his name is Anthony Cruz - A to Z ;)
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 07:40 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
66988, Digital Undeground never developed Sex Packets
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 06:55 PM
66989, i really thought they existed
Posted by FLUIDJ, Tue Oct-17-06 12:36 PM

you are getting verrry sleeeeepy....
66990, Outkast is actually quite popular.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 06:56 PM
66991, you're quite popular.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:01 PM
I <3 phayde.
66992, RE: you're quite popular.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 07:04 PM
Hahahahaha your fuckin avatar!
66993, There was an explosion of new emperors after Jamal Gray printed out those flyers.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 06:58 PM
cut me off. :(
66994, I see where you was going with this though, i still laughed
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:07 AM
66995, It was, in fact, a sweatshop worker who put the satin on my panties.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 06:59 PM
66996, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by speedlaws07, Sat Oct-14-06 06:59 PM
8 ball isn't a ball
66997, After reviewing my Kick It application, Tribe said 'no you cant.'
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 07:03 PM
.
66998, RE: After reviewing my Kick It application, Tribe said 'no you cant.'
Posted by ouesh, Wed Oct-18-06 11:58 AM
hahahahah
66999, It's still fun...even if the homies can't have none.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:04 PM
.
67000, WRONG!!!
Posted by ThatsWhatsUp, Sun Oct-15-06 09:31 PM

"Deeeeeetroit Tiiiiigers!" © Craig Monroe
67001, Biggie actually just scanned Word Up magazine for the pictures.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 07:05 PM
67002, MC Lyte is high in sodium and trans fat.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:07 PM
67003, bahahahah
Posted by Nabs, Sun Oct-15-06 02:00 AM
67004, Coolinfrontin does NOT mean 'I'm chillin.'
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 07:07 PM
.
67005, He Spelled COLD FRONTIN which does actually mean he's
Posted by NOLOGY80, Mon Oct-23-06 09:04 AM
CHILLLIN



These days I travel the Mayze Like Frank Beverly/To the East looking for pieces of a better me

It's like i'm fightin for freedom...Writin for freedom

My mind warps and bends float the wind count to 10
67006, Tanya Morgan has balls
Posted by kevb, Sat Oct-14-06 07:14 PM
and 3 dicks.



kev
67007, B-Real's legs are made from sturdy synthetic polymer.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:15 PM
.
67008, Music doesn't start playing and Hoes don't come out...
Posted by The Provoken, Sat Oct-14-06 07:26 PM
When you get shot 9x
67009, Lil Jon actually has five stalls and a urinal.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 07:32 PM
.
67010, House Of Pain was really a spa.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 07:52 PM
.
67011, Whodini really only gave us 5:59 seconds of funk.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 07:58 PM
.
67012, Sally had a two-track mind.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 07:59 PM
.
67013, She didn't have AMG's money, and he did NOTHING.
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sat Oct-14-06 08:08 PM
NOTHING
67014, I asked Kno a question and he didnt Kno it
Posted by Goose, Sat Oct-21-06 09:04 PM
and both members of cunninlynguists have a very poor vocabulary,
67015, Scarface sat with friends in a six cornered room staring at votives.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:13 PM
.
67016, 'Sleep' cannot be consumed, for dinner or any other meal.
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sat Oct-14-06 08:15 PM
LOTUG are liars.
67017, ...AND the Funky Child had excellent hygiene.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:17 PM
Damned liars they are.
67018, ...and Lord Jazz' bloodline as a territorial magnate is questionable.
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sat Oct-14-06 08:25 PM
at best
67019, haha
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 09:17 PM
67020, Q Tip never lost his wallet in el segundo
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:18 PM
in fact, there never really was an actual place called el segundo, LIAR!!!
67021, I never got a syllabus from Professor Griff.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:18 PM
.
67022, Quik actually rolled 2 sixes, and suckas kept their money.
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sat Oct-14-06 08:19 PM
weak
67023, I'm always in the art museum, but never see the Xzibits.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:21 PM
.
67024, *DEAD*
Posted by Jason C, Sat Oct-14-06 08:39 PM
67025, Mike Jones real phone number is no longer 281-330-8004
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:29 PM
he changed that shit, and didnt bother to tell anyone, but yet he still wants us to call him at his old number, ASSHOLE!!!
67026, Sleepy Brown has insomnia.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:34 PM
.
67027, sleepy brown actually drinks a lot of coffee
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:38 PM
stays pretty active all day and his sleeping pattern is actually quite normal, who woulda thought?
67028, Sleep and death are biological states, and cannot be related by blood
Posted by mrhood75, Sat Oct-14-06 08:37 PM
No matter what Nas says
67029, Redman waited.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:38 PM
.
67030, lmao
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Mon Oct-16-06 12:40 AM

"I will not be surprised if it is a Saints vs. Bears SB." - Soulbrotha
67031, Devin actually doesnt always do what the fuck he wants to do
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:40 PM
he actually does his own taxes, and he hates it
67032, RE: Devin actually doesnt always do what the fuck he wants to do
Posted by JJBuffone, Tue Oct-17-06 12:02 PM
lol
67033, Run DMC preferred brisk walking.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 08:41 PM
67034, ....and it wasn't tricky AT ALL.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:43 PM
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67035, NWA actually made a stop somewhere else that day
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:43 PM
they didnt come straight out of compton, fuckin liars
67036, lmmfao @ this one and Johnny Kemp at the Sizzler
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:47 PM
.
67037, Johnny Kemp never got paid on Friday night.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 08:44 PM
Johnny Kemp works at Sizzler.
67038, Boots Riley only wanted to lay around until he got hungry.
Posted by phayde, Sat Oct-14-06 08:44 PM
67039, You should be VERY afraid of Aaron Hall.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 08:46 PM
.
67040, lol
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 08:48 PM
67041, k, i laughed & agreed.
Posted by mareva, Tue Oct-17-06 10:37 AM
67042, Lil Wayne has never actually put out a fire
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 08:47 PM
he doesnt even own a fire hydrant
67043, Chingy is more than one call away.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 08:57 PM
we tried.
67044, You have to MySpace his manager, then e-mail his Blackberry.
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sat Oct-14-06 09:02 PM

67045, the young black teenagers were actually...wait, nevermind n/m
Posted by Von Pea, Sat Oct-14-06 09:03 PM
67046, Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tunes.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 09:09 PM
.
67047, RE: Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tunes.
Posted by rhyme inspecta, Sat Oct-14-06 09:14 PM
Best one yet.
67048, RE: Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tunes.
Posted by The1AndOnlyDJCT, Sun Oct-15-06 02:53 PM
Oh my God. Too funny.
67049, i don't care if he's fake or not
Posted by The_Madd_Rapper, Sat Oct-14-06 09:16 PM
I just don't like the nigga's album.
67050, Kenn Starr does not have Star Status
Posted by rhyme inspecta, Sat Oct-14-06 09:19 PM
67051, The time on Biv's Swatch watch was 6:45...
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 09:19 PM
Not 6:00 as he erroneously reported.

Lyin motherfucker...
67052, there's actually a lot of things to do in Virginia
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 09:19 PM
besides just cook. fuck you pusha and malice!!!
67053, LOLOL
Posted by bang97XXX, Sun Oct-15-06 07:28 PM
TOO FUNNY!!
67054, Elephant man is actually 100 percent human
Posted by rhyme inspecta, Sat Oct-14-06 09:29 PM
67055, Young Dro actually doesnt buy much produce
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 09:29 PM
and does not lay by his banana at all
67056, Eminem is not edible
Posted by rhyme inspecta, Sat Oct-14-06 09:33 PM
67057, No Doubt are actually very pessimistic.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 09:37 PM
.
67058, Milk cared.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 09:45 PM
.
67059, And AFAIK he never really made a fuss about sharing his log
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:15 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67060, Def Leppard was def long before mos or russell.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sat Oct-14-06 09:46 PM
.
67061, Bobby McFerri was known to have anxiety attacks
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 09:48 PM
nm
67062, tilt!
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 09:49 PM
.
67063, En Vogue's lovin? I got that shit, son.
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 09:50 PM
.
67064, haha
Posted by jose3030, Sat Oct-14-06 10:27 PM
67065, Word is that Big Daddy Kane shoots blank
Posted by Improv, Sat Oct-14-06 09:58 PM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67066, Doug E didn't like to take showers
Posted by Improv, Sat Oct-14-06 09:58 PM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67067, Keith is quite cool under pressure
Posted by Improv, Sat Oct-14-06 10:04 PM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67068, Wayne Newton aint speak german
Posted by architectonic, Sat Oct-14-06 10:10 PM
with this Danke Schoen bullshit, stop frontin dawg!!!
67069, Sleep isnt the cousin of death. Sleep is sleeping with the cousin of death
Posted by bigr2k, Sat Oct-14-06 10:11 PM
that adulterous whore.
67070, Little brother, I have one
Posted by Soulbrotha, Sat Oct-14-06 10:16 PM
n/m
67071, King Kong was not a king or a kong.
Posted by Yadgyu, Sat Oct-14-06 10:20 PM
I can't believe they anchored this post. I am a genius.
67072, the bush babies...
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 10:53 PM
...didnt kidnap the presidents wife with a butter knife ...they never even met her b4
67073, not cause of anything you did
Posted by kinEDic, Sat Oct-14-06 11:09 PM
haha, this post went to hell
67074, actually yadgyu should get the official "i'm the dumb dude on okp award"
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 11:33 PM
you always say the dumbest shit ...you come off real elementary...you prolly lost ur mind when you heard laffy taffy!! instant classic right ?..lets not get into chkn noodl soup or ..oh shit...i kno...pea-nutt-butta-jellllyyyy lololol....get on my level huh? trilville cant rap dawg lololololol
67075, As it turns out, Pac denied being a straight rider several times.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sat Oct-14-06 10:39 PM

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www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67076, Also, you can't be straight n be a rider...
Posted by Lex_Roofa, Sat Oct-14-06 11:20 PM
at the same time...

At least in Pac's case.
67077, lolol
Posted by taygravy, Sat Oct-14-06 11:56 PM
.
67078, Scarface's sitting room is circular, and has fluorescent lighting.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sat Oct-14-06 10:40 PM
www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67079, *DEAD*
Posted by SP1200, Sun Oct-15-06 10:11 AM
n/m
67080, Slim Thug is only in dirty south middle management.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sat Oct-14-06 10:43 PM
www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67081, *DEAD*
Posted by CJ, Sun Oct-15-06 01:33 AM
67082, Chino actually wears a size Medium
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:43 PM
67083, Sunshine Anderson actually prefers overcast days.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:44 PM
67084, Faces are actually a little more attractive when you're alone
Posted by MarVeL, Sat Oct-14-06 10:45 PM


Jim Morrison lied.

And pac never did tell us how brenda having a baby effected the whole community


lol @ this post getting an anchor


http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
67085, Jeff Townes actually prefers Seattle Grunge over Jazz
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:45 PM
67086, Percy Miracles is actually an atheist.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:46 PM
67087, ?uestlove detests answering questions.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:47 PM
67088, Jill Scott doesn't really take long walks.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:48 PM
67089, CLEARLY. Long walks = exercise
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:21 AM
Sorry, broke up the post format a little bit, but LOL regardless

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67090, *hands you scholarship check*
Posted by kwoent, Mon Oct-16-06 08:17 PM
to hell
67091, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 08:31 AM
67092, Contrary to popular belief, 911 is far from humorous.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:49 PM
67093, Lupe didn't really "get the girl".
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:51 PM
67094, Lyte's dis actually measured out to be 25%
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:52 PM
67095, lol...you killin 'em....
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:00 AM
.
67096, Twista has never actually played the game before....
Posted by J Macleod, Sat Oct-14-06 10:54 PM

<------ K. Fed is gangsta, son.
67097, RE: Twista has never actually played the game before....
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 10:58 PM
he not a tornado either...i was expectin trees to fall n gates to blow down but nah
67098, Bonita refuses to put anybody on......
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:55 PM
67099, EW&F doesn't want us to know that you really CAN hide love....
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sat Oct-14-06 10:57 PM
67100, They never put PIMPS in the rides
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 11:00 PM
67101, Magic johnson never had aids
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 11:03 PM
67102, MTV only plays reality tv shows
Posted by Prolyfic.....yea that umm Pro, Sat Oct-14-06 11:05 PM
67103, this post is fuckin hilarious
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sat Oct-14-06 11:54 PM
-claps-
67104, Madlib ain't really that mad at all.
Posted by Kuraden, Sat Oct-14-06 11:54 PM
67105, No one has ever payed attention to Rockwell let alone watch him
Posted by TheRealBillyOcean, Sat Oct-14-06 11:59 PM
...
67106, Aha! The Fu-Schnickens DID have something to prove!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:00 AM
.
67107, None of their name's are Tony regardless of the spelling.
Posted by TheRealBillyOcean, Sun Oct-15-06 12:01 AM
,,,
67108, I know what today is and its not our anniversary.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:04 AM
.
67109, I talked to Walter (no relation to Brother...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 08:38 AM
Kim, or Wayne) and he told me he's doing fine. He plans to make the Reunion in '07.
67110, I touched Hammer's beat.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:02 AM
.
67111, Michael Jackson got enough......and stopped.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:05 AM
.
67112, Prince really met Nikki at the library reading Good Housekeeping.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:07 AM
.
67113, I didn't pray......and I made it today.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:09 AM
.
67114, Nga I laughed so loud at this ^^^, I woke my son up!!!!!
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:27 AM
Dammit Phonte!! LMMFAO
67115, Wu-Tang Clan IS something to fuck with!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:11 AM
.
67116, Ol' Dirty Bastard actually showered quite often.
Posted by Kuraden, Sun Oct-15-06 12:13 AM
67117, Stop playin'
Posted by Wrongthink, Tue Oct-17-06 03:34 PM
You know he didn't.
67118, No Jeffrey, what we have is quite visible to everybody else.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:14 AM
.
67119, Tip's rhyme has yet to be checked...neither has Rakim's melody.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:15 AM
.
67120, The thresholds of negative stress aren't recognizable.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:18 AM
.
67121, Boogie Monsters!
Posted by Yadgyu, Sun Oct-15-06 12:53 AM
_
67122, Nas trynna trick me into lookin at him, son......ain't nobody shootin.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:22 AM
.
67123, fire actually got a dollar out of 50 Cent.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:27 AM
.
67124, I know T.I.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:30 AM
.
67125, lol
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 09:01 AM
67126, poifect
Posted by Quez, Sun Oct-15-06 03:04 PM
67127, RE: I know T.I.
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:06 PM
And he don't really know all about that...
67128, El-P is not Mexican.
Posted by Kuraden, Sun Oct-15-06 12:34 AM
67129, Phonte isn't the beezneez
Posted by bigr2k, Sun Oct-15-06 12:43 AM
but he told me he was on "Life of the Party"

Damn this thread might never get old.
67130, Special Ed went to normal classes with normal students
Posted by wluv, Sun Oct-15-06 12:45 AM
And I checked.

He never owned land in the sand of the West Indies. Lyin bastard!
67131, snoop dog is a human being
Posted by rockski tom rock, Sun Oct-15-06 01:18 AM
67132, BIG didn't have to make that u-turn, his shit was already clean
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:29 AM
67133, I don't think LL felt good at all about Candy.......
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:30 AM
67134, Kelis really didn't have Dirty's money.....
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:32 AM
67135, Hi-Tek has no new technology in his home.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:42 AM
The nga has "Separate But Equal" and "Moonlighting" on 45's.
67136, Tay ain't all up in this post.
Posted by Majik43, Sun Oct-15-06 01:43 AM
hey it's a platinum post, what can i say? *shrugs*
67137, Ice Cube, in reality, is very difficult to hate.
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:43 AM
67138, I got my Vans on, but I don't see the resemblance to skates.....
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:46 AM
67139, So as luck would have it, vans ARE sneakers.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:28 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67140, Omarion never had, nor does he want an entourage
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Sun Oct-15-06 01:55 AM
67141, cease and kim are quite pudgy
Posted by gusto, Sun Oct-15-06 02:16 AM
67142, Jay-Z isn't holding up Saigon's album.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 02:31 AM
67143, Will Smith was wrong--Parents REALLY DO understand.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 02:47 AM

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67144, There's a war going on outside we're quite safe from.
Posted by Doc Maestro, Sun Oct-15-06 02:54 AM
67145, Marvin Gaye don't give a damn about what's going on.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 02:55 AM

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67146, and he's not Gay either...
Posted by jasonprague, Sun Oct-15-06 01:13 PM



PEACE
67147, The industry's great. It doesn't need to be taken over.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 02:57 AM

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67148, There is just one Pac.
Posted by jdevolve1, Sun Oct-15-06 02:59 AM
????
67149, Water is "Your Mama's Pussy" dry.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 02:59 AM

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67150, Smarten up Nas--It IS kinda hard to tell.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 03:04 AM
And you're not at all like Earth Wind Fire, rims, or tires.

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67151, Are you kidding me? Yadgyu makes excellent beats.
Posted by rorschach, Sun Oct-15-06 03:05 AM

"Being the bigger man is overrated." -- Huey (The Boondocks)

myspace.com/dozingoff
67152, Tommy Hill is nobody's nigga.
Posted by Doc Maestro, Sun Oct-15-06 03:10 AM
67153, Kool Moe Dee never lived downtown
Posted by sosa, Sun Oct-15-06 03:26 AM
67154, Puffy Lied
Posted by Miles D, Sun Oct-15-06 03:51 AM
I know several people who declined to vote, and they're still alive!
67155, Contrary to popular belief,
Posted by Miles D, Sun Oct-15-06 03:53 AM
The Roots do not live underground, nor do they provide plants with water and essential nutrients.
67156, The Coup has NO plans to overthrow Bush
Posted by Instant_Vintage, Sun Oct-15-06 04:50 AM
67157, or to kill their landlord
Posted by ronin soul, Sun Oct-15-06 03:52 PM
67158, They call him two techs, but he just has one.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:30 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67159, Kanye will be on time for that.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:32 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67160, DJ Paul can, in fact, remember a time prior to popping his collar.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:34 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67161, lol
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:52 PM
.
67162, So apparently the mall isn't a good place for Young Joc to meet up.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:36 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67163, I was with him in the club he kept having these weird "visions"
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:28 AM
He swore up and down to us that them shits were real man, he drinks too much.

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67164, what about the trap, though?
Posted by dro, Sun Oct-15-06 03:50 PM
does that work better for him?
67165, Next you'll tell me that Baby is a GROWN MAN.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:38 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67166, I needed someone's help to snap my finger and do my step.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:40 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67167, I really laughed out loud at this! n/m
Posted by Perception, Mon Oct-16-06 02:39 PM
67168, Similarly...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 08:45 AM
I found the Humpty Dance a little difficult, actually.
67169, I'm told that there was, in fact, a little half-steppin.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:42 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67170, Bitches do not think that Young Dro
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:43 AM
is pimpin and leanin in salamander sandals.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67171, And his mom actually stays with a few crackheads as well.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:44 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67172, One day, UGK was here...
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:46 AM
and the next thing you know, they stuck around for three more days.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67173, The title change of Outkast's "Aliens" album
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:49 AM
was actually a result of poor proofreading.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67174, It's not physically possible to shatter a bladder during sex.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:52 AM
Particularly not while one is in the on-deck circle.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67175, She really is Spaynish, and no this is not Hawaiian Silky.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:56 AM

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67176, UPS is not hiring.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 05:58 AM
I'm pissed.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67177, Whales don't have any money.
Posted by theMantheMyth, Sun Oct-15-06 06:05 AM
So I don't see how Jay-Z could possibly sell them anything.

www.soul2020.com
www.myspace.com/chopsteak
http://chopsteak.blogspot.com
67178, lmao
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 04:16 PM
.
67179, I thought he said well
Posted by bezel021, Sun Oct-15-06 08:59 PM
but its aw good
67180, doves CANT actually cry despite what prince said
Posted by GumDrops, Sun Oct-15-06 06:31 AM
they dont even have tear ducts!
67181, holy SHIT, this is genius.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:35 AM
i was wondering why this was archived, and then... well, i saw why. totally not in support of yagadugu.
67182, tragedy khadafi has never held office in libya.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:36 AM
67183, freeway takes backroads everywhere he goes.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:37 AM
67184, at no point in their career...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:38 AM
did nwa commit fornication with law enforcement officials.
67185, lmao....
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 10:37 AM
.
67186, haha, that was probably my weakest one.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 04:07 PM
but thanks nonetheless.
67187, juelz santana only sells klonopins.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:39 AM
and he's not good at it, either.
67188, LL's dick is too small to suck on his own.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:40 AM
67189, wyclef's been back since mid-august.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:40 AM
he just ain't feel like calling your ass.
67190, RE: wyclef's been back since mid-august.
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:17 PM
This one made me laugh!

"And he never kissed his mother."
67191, Fresh Prince penned the lyrics to Summertime
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 12:48 AM
in the Fall of 87, and his father was never a King...

matter fact, his DJ, Jeff was a grassroots fan
67192, young joc never goes to the mall.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:41 AM
67193, oh, and it's not going down either.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:42 AM
so sorry.
67194, contrary to popular belief...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:43 AM
chuck d took a short break to get some mcdonald's while he was rebelling.
67195, system of a down dates turkish girls.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:45 AM
67196, dead prez aren't "african" at all, as they claim...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:45 AM
and keep claiming, more and more emphatically, no - dead prez are australian aborigines.
67197, big pun was indeed a player.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:46 AM
but here's the catch - he rarely got laid.
67198, nas only went to juvy for snuffin jesus.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:47 AM
67199, canibus isn't well-equipped to eat a nigga's ass.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:49 AM
67200, ghostface slap-boxed with simon peter, not joseph.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:51 AM
and king herod whooped ghost's ass in one on one.
67201, skee-lo loves being short and broke.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:52 AM
67202, ahmad's childhood sucked.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:52 AM
67203, mos def secretly owns stock in dasani.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:53 AM
67204, i didnt see this one. haha.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:12 AM
67205, immortal technique is going to die one day...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:54 AM
and his breath control sucks.
67206, tariq trotter has a unique personality disorder...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:55 AM
that makes him think like a swede.
67207, suede timbs actually tear nas's cipher apart.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 06:55 AM
67208, oh GOSH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by Foneticcus, Thu Nov-30-06 05:22 AM
67209, several people do it better than the DOC.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:00 AM
67210, montell jordan was lying - this is certainly not how we do it.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:00 AM
67211, ludacris would settle for a bronze medal.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:01 AM
67212, nas really doesn't have that many rhymes, and he's quite sane.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:02 AM
ask his therapist, he'll tell ya.
67213, nas takes sleeping pills because he's suicidal.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:03 AM
67214, nas ran more like a jaguar with thoughts of a serial rapist.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:03 AM
67215, Gotta give this one props just off the silliness and effort alone, lol
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:31 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67216, nas slept in on his 20th birthday.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:04 AM
67217, RE: nas slept in on his 20th birthday.
Posted by The1AndOnlyDJCT, Sun Oct-15-06 03:03 PM
And as a result, he only had rhymes for 364 days.
67218, HA!
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 04:00 PM
brilliant!
67219, HA!
Posted by Yadgyu, Thu Oct-19-06 01:57 AM
nope.
67220, dmx is an avid feline lover.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:04 AM
67221, prodigy's chain only hangs down to his sternum...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:05 AM
and generally doesn't hit glass tables.
67222, jadakiss's diesel only has fiends in the spot on the floor for an hour.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:06 AM
two hours, tops.
67223, jin is actually laotian.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:06 AM
67224, sadat x has neither held office in egypt, nor been a member of the NOI.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:07 AM
67225, ice-t only maimed police officers.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:08 AM
67226, wise intelligent was typically a C minus student on average.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:09 AM
67227, kweli and hi-tek plan to stop reflecting at some point in the next eon.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:10 AM
67228, i went to the block today and asked.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:11 AM
there actually IS such a thing as half-way crooks.
67229, prodigy changes his clothes daily.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:12 AM
67230, i've personally caught nas in the streets without a ton of reefer.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:12 AM
67231, actually, several people were out besides shorty doo-wop.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:14 AM
but everyone but shorty doo-wop was out of trees. plus he had money for a philie.
67232, nas was actually delivered via c-section.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:15 AM
67233, nas actually embraced jay-z with WD-40.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:15 AM
67234, fabolous has asthma.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:17 AM
67235, because of his trial for an assault he caught in bridgeport, NY...
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:32 AM
biggie smoked parliament menthol lights. sparingly, at that.
67236, too short is a self-loathing virgin.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:33 AM
67237, young jeezy hates his glock.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:35 AM
67238, big L was known to throw down an extra dime for a whopper w/ cheese.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:37 AM
and gladly.
67239, nas hates committing sins an his friends own a barbershop.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:49 AM
67240, nas is more like the euro-centric polynesian than anything.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:50 AM
67241, RE: nas is more like the euro-centric polynesian than anything.
Posted by The1AndOnlyDJCT, Sun Oct-15-06 03:05 PM
He's not half a man either.
67242, not even a quarter.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 03:59 PM
67243, biggie's actually gonna fuck you tomorrow.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:53 AM
67244, ha
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:03 AM
67245, beef is actually just meat cut from various parts of bovine animals.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:54 AM
67246, professor griff loves latkes and is a huge jackie mason fan.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:56 AM
67247, large professor has a small build and is uneducated.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:56 AM
67248, *DEAD*
Posted by SP1200, Sun Oct-15-06 10:20 AM
n/m
67249, nelly loves pumas and doc martens.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 07:57 AM
67250, *Double DEAD*
Posted by SP1200, Sun Oct-15-06 10:20 AM
n/m
67251, Saadiq lied. It was more than just him.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:18 AM
...and they were worrying about everything.
67252, Black Thought does'nt have a razor blade under his tounge
Posted by MILF DOOM, Sun Oct-15-06 08:19 AM
67253, and was seen rocking a cordless
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 11:01 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67254, and Jill and Erykah lied....they never had him
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 11:01 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67255, And he was seen in Philly yesterday and the day before that
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 11:02 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67256, Umi didn't actually say that. It was taken out of context.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:29 AM
.
67257, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 10:36 AM
.
67258, Nas really has closets full of microphones.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:35 AM
he actually rents a small storage unit for all the other microphones he requires.
67259, how the fuck did I miss this one.....lmao
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:46 PM
.
67260, Angie Stone ate and slept the whole time she waited.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:38 AM
.
67261, LL would settle for one pair of bamboo earrings.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:51 AM
67262, Cube fell an assist short of the triple double.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 08:54 AM
67263, *Dead*... "No! He's up!" *Dead again*
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 08:53 AM
67264, 911 is a melodramatic tale of woe
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 10:19 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67265, It just rained yesterday in Southern California.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 10:40 AM
.
67266, LMAO, classic.
Posted by DJ Contact, Sun Oct-15-06 12:54 PM
67267, Webbie practices abstinence.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 10:46 AM
.
67268, Contrary to popular belief
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 10:49 AM
they always ended up trusting a big butt and a smile.
67269, Pharrell never got it like that.
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 10:52 AM
67270, Puffy and his entourage have stopped at numerous red lights
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 10:55 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67271, LOX found out the hard way that it isn't all about the benjamins
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 10:56 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67272, MCs don't worry...Monch won't butt fuck you
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 10:57 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67273, and rappers? KRS called a truce...you're no longer in danger
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 10:59 AM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67274, Stevie's Superwoman was right in front of him last winter.
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 10:58 AM
67275, Canibus does in fact have to bend his knees when running full speed.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 10:58 AM
67276, Cool C wasn't....and isn't living the Glamorous life...
Posted by Warren Coolidge, Sun Oct-15-06 11:45 AM
.
67277, p.diddy isn't really half drugs, and neither is his ghostwriter
Posted by MarVeL, Sun Oct-15-06 11:56 AM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
67278, Black Thought is a Republican
Posted by sun_das_ill, Sun Oct-15-06 12:03 PM
67279, ARCHIVE THIS POST!
Posted by Yadgyu, Sun Oct-15-06 12:15 PM
This is a classic.
67280, Jermaine Dupri drives in the middle lane ONLY....
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 12:44 PM
And money apparently, is very important to him.
67281, Heavy D was actually outside....
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 12:56 PM
.
67282, due to inflation the clipse no longer have it for cheap
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 12:56 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67283, D-Nice would actually rather you kick the violence and stop the science.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 12:58 PM
67284, lmao.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:03 PM
.
67285, the linx werent ONLY built for cubans
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 12:58 PM
"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67286, true. I knew a few Dominicans with linx as well...
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:11 PM
.
67287, Doug E actually expired 2 weeks ago.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 12:59 PM
67288, i guffawed at this.
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 01:33 PM
n/m
67289, Sorry Wayne
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 12:59 PM
It's only 62 degrees in the neighborhood.
67290, Last i checked you couldnt get awards for a tour
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 01:00 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67291, Flav is actually quite bland n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:00 PM
67292, Ladies if you call 917-160-493-11 your call will be redirected to a cab cab
Posted by micMajestic, Sun Oct-15-06 01:01 PM
service company.
For the correct info regarding the long dick hip-hop affection hotline, inbox.
(JK)
67293, BRILLIANT.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 11:34 PM
67294, There were some Crips in the West Coast Rap All Stars n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:01 PM
67295, *dead*
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:05 PM
.
67296, tommy and gza really ran together
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:02 PM
67297, records show no one has ever really coughed up a lung in marcy
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 01:03 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67298, Ren & Dre were actually very altruistic...
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:03 PM
not sinister at all
67299, Eazy was wrong
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:05 PM
he got smoked at Latasha's party.
67300, yeah, son I was at Bay Bay's party....ain't shit happen.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:08 PM
.
67301, Georgie actually was quite well off n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:07 PM
67302, to this day.....brothas never worked it out
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:07 PM
67303, Roy Ayers loves the night time
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 01:08 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67304, BWP actually lived easy lives
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:10 PM
67305, l.o.n.s. lost their case against the p.t.a.
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:11 PM
they promised to appeal.
67306, It was only 85 miles
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:13 PM
and they were in a cab for most of it.
67307, Speaking of 85...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:00 AM
Youngbloodz got stalled on 20, and never made it to shawty.
67308, Kelis is quite submissive
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 01:14 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67309, Jay-Z only had 98 problems.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:15 PM
.
67310, I looked over Honey's shoulders....and Mike was never there.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:17 PM
.
67311, ^^^^Oh shit!!^^^^
Posted by jdevolve1, Sun Oct-15-06 11:51 PM
HAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!
67312, Jane is still alive
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:18 PM
67313, 3000 passed all drug tests when coming into this world.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 01:20 PM
67314, D'angelo prefers Splenda
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 01:21 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67315, hahahahahahaha
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:23 PM
.
67316, heh
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 01:23 PM
67317, *DEAD*
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 01:38 PM
omg...i woke up my roommate.
67318, Shorty hit the brakes at precisely the right time n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:21 PM
,
67319, But was her head bobbin' when the verse didn't rhyme?
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:01 AM
67320, Eminem cleans out his closet daily...
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:22 PM
makes sure there are no skeletons in it.
67321, I never loved it.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 01:24 PM
.
67322, lol
Posted by Mic_Specialist, Mon Oct-16-06 01:44 AM
67323, Quite a few people in the world *DON'T* have dandruff n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:24 PM
67324, cube only had a double double
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:25 PM
he was one assist shy.
67325, lmao
Posted by Goose, Sat Oct-21-06 09:09 PM
actually i heard his day wasnt that great after all
67326, Santa Claus wasn't too old for that shit
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:29 PM
he just was having a bad night.
67327, those glaciers of ice finally melted due to global warming
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:30 PM
67328, did we ever figure out what the "scenario" was?
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:31 PM
67329, its been discovered that Rock is not a Planet either.
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:36 PM
67330, quiet as it's kept
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 01:33 PM
I didn't know Q-Tip did it.
67331, Everyone knew of Tony Rich's heartache and adversity.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 01:34 PM
67332, this nigga brought back Tony Rich! lol
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:06 PM
.
67333, big daddy kane is actually cooked well done
Posted by buildingblock, Sun Oct-15-06 01:37 PM
67334, Luther's house was, in fact, a home.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 01:37 PM
67335, foreign exchange never did answer the question
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:38 PM
.
67336, wordsworth doesnt use a mirror
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:39 PM
to make his music
67337, big l never was the MVP of anything
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:40 PM
no sir
67338, big l never was the MVP of anything
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:40 PM
67339, big l was never the mvp of anything
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:41 PM
and manute bol has a longer crime record than he does.
67340, the roller skating jam was actually only on thursdays
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:44 PM
67341, Big Boi can fit inside my dishwasher.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 01:48 PM
67342, accidentally tripled posted up there^
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:49 PM
lupe made me do it.
67343, Kanye is quite punctual.
Posted by Jason C, Sun Oct-15-06 01:54 PM
67344, personally, ive always done my marauding during the day
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:54 PM
67345, dilla really only blinged like '2d2
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 01:58 PM
67346, cl smooth's main ingredient was a tad bit of sugar
Posted by bbballboy90225, Sun Oct-15-06 01:58 PM
pete rock added some vanilla extract once in a while too.
67347, vandalism was the case that they gave him
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:06 PM
67348, Soon as he got home from work....Babyface went to sleep.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:08 PM
.
67349, Kind of expected, since Faith didn't make it up, either. n/m
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:09 AM
67350, Mr. Hump actually got busy in a Wendy's bathroom.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:14 PM
.
67351, RE: Mr. Hump actually got busy in a Wendy's bathroom.
Posted by The1AndOnlyDJCT, Sun Oct-15-06 03:11 PM
And I DIDN'T fall when the stereos bumped him!
67352, the real noriega has paid back almost half of his favors
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:21 PM
67353, soul ii soul stopped movin'
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:23 PM
67354, i disturbed The System's groove
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:24 PM
67355, Nu Shooz returned
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:25 PM
67356, The Human League were in fact, god-like.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:35 PM
.
67357, BBE has doubled their 4th quarter profits
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:35 PM
67358, After attaining a subject, Dwele said, 'I need somethin else.'
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:40 PM
.
67359, nelly actually took off all his clothes before she did
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:42 PM
67360, the pointer sisters had broken fingers
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:45 PM
67361, lol....just got that one
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:46 PM
.
67362, at least 50 of these that have gone over my head...
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 02:49 PM
i'm just too embarrassed to ask. :(
67363, its a few I missed too....hit me on the inbox....lol
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:53 PM
.
67364, keepin me on my toes
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:51 PM
i have a copy of the listening that u and pooh signed for me at a show in lawrence, ks. i was the opening dj...i played "downtime" when u walked thru....keep rockin!
67365, ha! I remember that!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:57 PM
I remember thinking, "Damn, how this nigga get Downtime?"

Good lookin out, fam.
67366, Groove is actually located in the pancreas.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 02:49 PM
.
67367, haaaaaaa!
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:53 PM
67368, Aesop Rock stole my thesaurus for "Bazooka Tooth!"
Posted by deejayegypto, Sun Oct-15-06 02:54 PM
:D
67369, Shaq did, in fact, need a hook.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 02:57 PM
67370, machines cant really dance
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 02:58 PM
67371, Papa was, in fact, a stationary pebble.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:02 PM
.
67372, ...and he took a whoole lotta mess from me.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:09 PM
.
67373, lol i like this one
Posted by Blinky_Blinx, Sun Oct-15-06 03:10 PM
67374, originally rza wanted the group to be the wu-sopranos
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:04 PM
67375, edit: my bad for double post
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:05 PM
.
67376, One night at Shannon's house...she made me cut the music off.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:06 PM
.
67377, AFTER RECEIVING NUMEROUS LETTERS FROM THE UNDEAD...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 03:15 PM
I have been thouroughly assured you actually get quite hot chasing the cool...
67378, The stairway only went to purgatory.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:10 PM
.
67379, ms peachez was actually frying fish
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:10 PM
67380, lol....cut me deeeeeeep (c) Pooh
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:13 PM
.
67381, Forensic evidence shows the rhyme didn't break the bulls back
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:11 PM
It was Ra's oversized Mercedes medallion.
67382, Blinky Blinx does not have epilepsy
Posted by Blinky_Blinx, Sun Oct-15-06 03:13 PM
67383, Punks often jumped up and faced NO physical repercussions.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:14 PM
.
67384, Tomorrow...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 03:19 PM
is actually seen quite cleary when there is overcast skies....
67385, Chuck D was already in Phoenix when he wrote that shit
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:18 PM
bastard
67386, it was heroine that killed applejack
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:18 PM
67387, whoa!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:22 PM
Thought I was the ONLY one who remembered that song.....lol
67388, i have that joint on 12"
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:27 PM
67389, WINNER FOR MOST OBSCURE REPLY!!!!!
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 03:23 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
67390, And t he was born on the June 26th, under a waxing gibbious moon
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 05:42 PM
67391, And he was born on the June 26th, under a waxing gibbious moon
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 05:44 PM
Plus, death lives three blocks away from the roch house.
67392, Turns out she was a lesbian
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:20 PM
Because she didn't want him or me. Go figure
67393, classic.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:26 PM
.
67394, the 5 fingers didnt ACTUALLY say "SLAP", the man did.
Posted by cville75, Sun Oct-15-06 03:21 PM
67395, the 5 fingers didnt ACTUALLY say "SLAP", the man did.
Posted by cville75, Sun Oct-15-06 03:21 PM
67396, DUE TO A STRICT DIET REGIMENT...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 03:24 PM
Jay-Z wasnt able to eat the french fries or the crepes....
67397, Stevie called to say, 'Fuck you, ya bitch ass nigga.'
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:24 PM
.
67398, Nonchalant never even woke up til 9am. at least.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 03:26 PM
67399, THE HAY...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 03:31 PM
was actually smoked in the far left corner...
67400, Ray Cash was actually bumping OTHER people's music.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:40 PM
.
67401, Over looked
Posted by iKilan, Mon Oct-23-06 04:50 PM
67402, Teddy actually made marmelade
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:42 PM
It's a common misconception
67403, loloolol
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:44 PM
.
67404, ha
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:44 PM
67405, Large Professor snuck out the back way
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:44 PM
.
67406, PUTS actually live in a 1 bedroom cottage.
Posted by MarVeL, Sun Oct-15-06 03:45 PM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
67407, GZA only has an IQ of 3
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:47 PM
Liar
67408, I never met a female that even liked Heavy D
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:50 PM
Let alone loved him.
67409, LL only had the factory system in his ride
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 03:52 PM
He was just trying to impress L'Trimm with that song
67410, 5 Minutes To Flush...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 03:52 PM
was actually 4 minutes & 43 seconds...
67411, mc lyte ended up havin' it after all
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:52 PM
67412, and her roughneck was actually a mild-mannered accountant.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:55 PM
.
67413, the artifacts were from the right side of the tracks
Posted by auset1, Sun Oct-15-06 03:54 PM
them niggas were from the suburbs.
67414, ras kass's soul was accidently freezerburnt
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 03:55 PM
67415, In 1994, Souls of Mischief stopped chilling.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 03:58 PM
.
67416, lol
Posted by pistolpete, Mon Oct-16-06 03:58 AM
67417, the turn signals were obstructed...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 04:00 PM
67418, ...and the driver was the first to exit the limo
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sun Oct-15-06 04:12 PM
Charlie Mack don't open his own f*ckin door, you crazy?
67419, main source challenged me to a friendly game of cricket
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:00 PM
67420, badu's gun belonged to her dad
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:07 PM
67421, Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (c) Marv Albert
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:13 AM
67422, D-Train used to take the L'
Posted by auset1, Sun Oct-15-06 04:07 PM

marvin gaye - very heavy love affair
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=08B49E3B27BA54AE


http://www.myspace.com/foxynotsobrown
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77516364@N00/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/95181492@N00/
67423, Average White Band left the pieces on the floor.
Posted by auset1, Sun Oct-15-06 04:10 PM

marvin gaye - very heavy love affair
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=08B49E3B27BA54AE


http://www.myspace.com/foxynotsobrown
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77516364@N00/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/95181492@N00/
67424, Brenda did NOT have a baby
Posted by redbaron, Sun Oct-15-06 04:09 PM

She chose to adopt
67425, After my Slinky broke, I asked O'Shea to play with his yo-yo....
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 04:12 PM
To which he replied, "Sure thing, pal!"
67426, Billy-Jo McAllister jumped off the brooklyn bridge.
Posted by MarVeL, Sun Oct-15-06 04:12 PM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
67427, ice cube preferred to just jack for snares
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:13 PM
67428, Chuck E. was never in love.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 04:15 PM
.
67429, despite what he said..
Posted by ronin soul, Sun Oct-15-06 04:18 PM
a bitch just happened to have been, one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.
67430, After extensive study of his catalog, it turns out MJ is actually good
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 04:23 PM
67431, and Diana was actually very kind and virtuous.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 04:25 PM
.
67432, Kool Moe Dee made himself believe it was an allergic reaction
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Sun Oct-15-06 04:25 PM
...to wool boxers
67433, studies show nas was 3/4 amazing
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:25 PM
67434, Jay-Z is NOT the mouthpiece for hustlers
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:27 PM
During the 2003 National Hustler's Convention, the Hustlers' Grand Council elected Ashy Larry as the new spokesman.

Jigga declined to comment.
67435, NORE actually heard you the first time
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:29 PM
67436, WHAT?
Posted by Mixmaster Oil Can Harry, Mon Oct-16-06 12:02 PM
67437, Turns out only an insignificant fraction of the worlds population...
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 04:29 PM
are actually pimps and hoes.

******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67438, And honestly, i don't want to talk about the ones i know
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:18 AM
67439, Actually, Tupac was apathetic
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:31 PM
67440, When I met Jeezy I told him that I did NOT, in fact, know what it was
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 04:32 PM


******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67441, Suga Free is a male feminist
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:33 PM
67442, new edition only experienced candycorn love
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:33 PM
67443, Canibus has never square danced in a circle.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 04:33 PM
67444, Cam didn't actually want you to go home with him.
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:37 PM
He needed to take a shit instead
67445, Parents really DO understand
Posted by Instant_Vintage, Sun Oct-15-06 04:38 PM
67446, Rakim is only partially paid
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:40 PM
67447, k-solo always rolled in groups
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:41 PM
67448, the best kept secret was sapphire d.
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:42 PM
67449, GOLDEN.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 04:48 PM
.
67450, According to women, Redman was an average lover
Posted by Villain, Sun Oct-15-06 04:45 PM
67451, arrested development says they are much better off in kentucky
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 04:53 PM
67452, RE: arrested development says they are much better off in kentucky
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 02:48 AM
and actually their police record is completely clean


http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67453, A little known fact is that Jay-Z's backup career was in roofing
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 04:53 PM
A few sunburnt customers however, proclaim that he is not very good at it.

******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67454, Bishop landed unharmed on his feet...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:05 PM
Q busted back down to "juiceless" 15 minutes later...
67455, last night, the dj let her die
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:06 PM
67456, RE: last night, the dj let her die
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:09 PM
and was charged with involuntary manslaughter the next day...
67457, That bitch was never obstructing Luda's path.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:07 PM
.
67458, LOLolll
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 05:18 PM
haha
67459, he could have just said "excuse me, I'd like to get through"
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 05:50 PM
what a bitch.
67460, O-Dog actually changed his ways and moved to martha's vineyard...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:13 PM
67461, brenda had a puppy
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 05:13 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67462, and the black girl lost later used mapquest
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 05:19 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67463, The Mary Jane Girls were renters.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:21 PM
.
67464, and they only stayed half the night
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:27 PM
67465, Devin the Dude told a cop the ashtray in his car was for cigarettes.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 05:23 PM
67466, it was erased
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:24 PM
67467, yeah he shoulda wrote it with a sharpie.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:26 PM
.
67468, as high as he flys, jim is more into GOLFIN!
Posted by Ricochet, Sun Oct-15-06 05:24 PM

"Everything's Good Ugly"(in progress)
www.loudminoritymusic.com|http://www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/
67469, At the Plaza Hotel, do NOT ask for the niggas that deliver it hard
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 05:25 PM
You'll be presented with two mexican strippers named Pepe and Dirty (no homo)

******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67470, Rakim is actually nonchalant about the mic...
Posted by Warren Coolidge, Sun Oct-15-06 05:29 PM
.
67471, Things, actually, hold together quite nicely.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:30 PM
.
67472, greg nice was a gospel junkie
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:30 PM
67473, Surveys say Levels are being gottten to and exceeded at alarming rates...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:31 PM
67474, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by dab a d, Sun Oct-15-06 05:32 PM
50 Cent actually had no intention of delivering her to the confectionary.
67475, I was here and I laughed... har har har!!!
Posted by BarTek, Sun Oct-15-06 05:34 PM

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~
67476, Jim Jones is not a cult leader.
Posted by CliffDogg, Sun Oct-15-06 05:35 PM
67477, Doug E. Fresh never made it all the way to the top
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:37 PM
He only went to the 15th floor.
67478, Police actually just want Chamillionaire's autograph...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:38 PM
67479, We really have a plan B
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:39 PM
It's top secret though.
67480, Don't let them fool you...
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:39 PM
Nice and smooth only rhymed slow.
67481, Nas is actually 100% man, not half, as previously reported..
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 05:40 PM
!
67482, RE: Nas is actually 100% man, not half, as previously reported..
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:43 PM
and "Illmatic" album cover is devoid of him aiming a gun...
67483, After recalibration
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:41 PM
it turns out the fat girl didn't break the scale at all.
67484, Special Ed was never on a mission...
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:43 PM
Nor does he own a jet, or dog with a solid gold bone, or a treaty with Tahaiti. He's not in charge either. Charles is.
67485, It was a mack truck, not the rhythm, that hit 'em. n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:43 PM
67486, Prince made a wrong turn and ended up driving her to Missouri. n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:45 PM
67487, Phonte doesn't live in your apartment complex
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:45 PM
67488, Nas went to hell for snuffing Jesus...
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:46 PM
his then girlfriend's mexican gardener.
67489, hahahhahahahahahaha
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:53 PM
.
67490, It's not halftime...there's still 4:10 left in the second quarter.
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:47 PM
67491, Upon reviewing the videotape,
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:47 PM
there are only 22 positions in a one night stand.
67492, Oran "Juice" Jones didn't see anyone in the rain
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:51 PM
He was watching the game.

He actually found out because the dude you were with put all your business out there on the Okayplayer boards.
67493, wyclef said to give him til mid december
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:51 PM
67494, this just in...she isn't really "marriage" material after all...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 05:53 PM
67495, EST is not the greatest man alive.
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:53 PM
67496, WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD SHIT?!?!??!
Posted by 15, Sun Oct-15-06 05:54 PM
-HUH???!?!
67497, word. i'ma sit this one out.
Posted by tex, Tue Oct-17-06 12:17 PM

*****************************************
rosemary's babydaddy
*****************************************
67498, i cant even handle this post right now
Posted by dgonsh, Sat Oct-21-06 04:10 PM
67499, It was only protected by the red, the black, and the green
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:55 PM
Professor X lost the key.

SISSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
67500, anyone know if there are biddies in the arby's lounge?
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 05:56 PM
67501, Calvin moved a mile up the road...that's why you couldn't find him
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:56 PM
All you had to do was ask.
67502, Domino just eats his sandwiches w/ Peanut Butter. No Jelly please.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 05:59 PM
67503, There is no magic number
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 05:59 PM
Regardless of what De La or Jill Scott say.
67504, Special Ed shared that island with Howie Tee.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 05:59 PM
67505, You actually get two shots at love. n/m
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:00 PM
67506, Pharrell says you can keep it. he doesnt want it anymore.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 06:00 PM
67507, A house IS in fact classified as a home
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 06:01 PM

******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67508, Sleepy Brown stopped smoking 3 months ago.
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:01 PM
He quit cold turkey.
67509, Charlie Mack was once the second out of the limo.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:03 PM
67510, RE: Charlie Mack was once the second out of the limo.
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 02:54 AM
heheheheh.. .. ah hah


http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67511, The Lost Boyz are fine just driving Toyota Corollas.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 06:03 PM
67512, he actually takes his sugar with Earl Grey and Whole Milk...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 06:04 PM
67513, Sometimes Luke likes the missionary position.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:05 PM
67514, Ray Cash is actually only accepting Credit Cards now.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 06:06 PM
67515, You know 'Ye actually prefers his Capital One? More points...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:24 AM
67516, Due to rising meat costs...All You Can Eat is now $7.99
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:07 PM
67517, MC Serch did in fact leave the grill...but never managed to return.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:09 PM
.
67518, Rick Ross doesnt actually like playing hop scotch.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 06:11 PM
67519, There's more than 5 years left
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:13 PM
And Busta likes his fish fried, not raw as was once thought.
67520, the luniz had to chip in an extra $5
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:14 PM
67521, I saw Phife in the Waffle House eating ham and eggs
Posted by Sleepy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:15 PM
He should have just gotten the Pecan waffle and the hash browns covered, smothered, diced, and capped..
67522, Whoomp!
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:16 PM
Oh, that's not it.
67523, RE: Whoomp!
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 02:58 AM
HAHA

http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67524, LMAO!
Posted by queenbea, Wed Nov-29-06 03:54 PM
67525, LMAO!
Posted by queenbea, Wed Nov-29-06 04:00 PM
67526, the B.B.Q. was pre-recorded
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:17 PM
67527, lol
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:22 PM
.
67528, lol!
Posted by DJ Contact, Sun Oct-15-06 07:45 PM
67529, Juelz Santana does in fact know more than one letter of the alphabet
Posted by kwez, Sun Oct-15-06 06:19 PM
******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67530, BEE! LOL
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:45 PM
67531, Doo Doo Green....cause he had been eating lots of veggies.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:21 PM
.
67532, ^^Smells Like Granny Spirits^^
Posted by Mixmaster Oil Can Harry, Mon Oct-16-06 12:16 PM
67533, Doug actually had 10 minutes before he was on.
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:23 PM
67534, Contrary to Prodigy's weather report....the storm is very loud.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:24 PM
.
67535, Bobbito is actually a carpenter
Posted by Improv, Sun Oct-15-06 06:26 PM

We are all dreamers...

The Improvian Refuge Presents
"A Sampling of My Love"
Coming Soon (??)

"Baby, you're the one for me"---Dilla
67536, sign your life on the x
Posted by BrainChild, Sun Oct-15-06 06:27 PM
and you'll really get a pack of Kool's and Cross Colours jeans.
67537, Slick Rick hated to party, loved causing trouble, and bothered people.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:28 PM
.
67538, and on second thought, he really SHOULD have done it.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:32 PM
.
67539, due to allergies the internet cannot go nuts...but dairy & shellfish is stilll ok...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 06:28 PM
67540, It is in fact, quite tedious to dial someone's heart....
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:34 PM
Regardless of what T-Mobile plan you have.
67541, Ralph Tresvant was one cold and heartless motherfucker.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:36 PM
.
67542, RE: Ralph Tresvant was one cold and heartless motherfucker.
Posted by WyzeWon, Mon Oct-16-06 01:00 AM
Dammit you beat me to it!
67543, Nas isn't like that at all.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 06:37 PM
67544, so simple yet so effective....lmao
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:39 PM
.
67545, i got worried for a sec...
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 06:41 PM
i had to skim up to see if someone already (edit:) shared this fact. :-/
67546, bobby converted himself back to analog
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:40 PM
67547, Machine Guns are actually quite fragrant and sweetly scented
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 06:43 PM
67548, busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:45 PM
67549, RE: busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 03:01 AM
*snort* lol


http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67550, busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:45 PM
67551, Busta Rhymes didn't have a checking account.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:48 PM
.
67552, Deer Mama was about Bambi's loss...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 06:49 PM
67553, hands down your best one yet......lmao
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:53 PM
.
67554, and 'I Get A Round' was written by a bartender.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:55 PM
.
67555, *DEAD*
Posted by KnowOne, Mon Oct-16-06 02:40 PM
n/m
67556, *Waiting for Easter*...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:27 AM
67557, When asked about the time, Redman replied 'Time to do nothing.'
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:51 PM
67558, Special Ed doesn't make $1 million for every record that he cuts
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:52 PM
67559, He does not buy a brand new car every other month
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:53 PM
67560, He does not own 74 Honda scooters
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:54 PM
67561, He does not own land in the West Indies
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:55 PM
67562, He does not have his own island
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:57 PM
67563, He never owned a frog
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:57 PM
67564, He didn't a get a sold gold bone for his dog, just one made of rawhide
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:58 PM
67565, He does not own a percent of Tahiti, so there's no need for a treaty
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 06:59 PM
67566, He has other sources of income besides his rhymes
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:00 PM
67567, He does not think of a million rhymes every time you blink
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:02 PM
67568, He opted for a Caesar when his hair got too long
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:03 PM
67569, He prefers to use Pledge for his dishes
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:04 PM
67570, He used the Navy SEALS when the kids across town talked shit
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:05 PM
67571, Oh, and his waiter served him a can a Spam for dinner
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 07:08 PM
67572, Trigga and smooth's crew can indeed go for that.
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 06:53 PM
67573, Actually Slick Rick , it is funny & I am gonna laugh...
Posted by soulsupreme, Sun Oct-15-06 08:17 PM

______________________________

"Tourist #4080 - okayplayerhaters are shady!!" - Me


www.myspace.com/ghettomusick3000
67574, Man, Flava Flav actually did something for me!
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 06:58 PM
.
67575, soccer is k. blow's favorite sport
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 06:59 PM
67576, .....and futbol when he's in Latin America.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 07:02 PM
.
67577, Rakim...
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 07:01 PM
only had enough juice for about five people.

it was more an empty gesture. he thought it was rude to drink it in front of others without offering.

he didnt think anyone would actually accept. imagine his embarrassment.
67578, hahahahahaha
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 07:11 PM
67579, kaing of this post...
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 07:12 PM
.
67580, thank you, thank you. *flaunts crown and scepter.*
Posted by Ilog123179, Sun Oct-15-06 07:53 PM
i'll take it to class with me tomorrow since i didnt get anything else accomplished this weekend. haha.
67581, SPHERE'ENNNNNNNN!!!! more mathematically acceptable...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 07:05 PM
67582, I'm going to see Prince tonight....and I BET money matters to him.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 07:09 PM
.
67583, He fucked all of them hoes in all of those bars.
Posted by Kuraden, Sun Oct-15-06 07:15 PM
67584, And for my final installment...
Posted by FNF UP UP AND AWAY, Sun Oct-15-06 07:20 PM
the kingdom is happy...but the queendom shows signs of prolonged dissatisfaction...

tay got it on smash
67585, eric b chose to run for governor instead
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 07:21 PM
67586, Lupe doesn't own a giant robot either...
Posted by MarVeL, Sun Oct-15-06 07:33 PM

http://www.myspace.com/k_o_s_determination

"I'll run circles around you on Music&Eat the Hell outta your Chick's Pussy. I got Gangsta Game&brings the pain. now let me Step in the Name of Love because We Are Happy People baby in the Lesson."- Mistermaxxx
67587, Mick Jagger was born in Dartford, Kent
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:36 PM
67588, The Earth was, and still is, New Edition's world
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:38 PM
67589, ive actually seen a many of my heroes on stamps
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 07:40 PM
67590, The Jackson 5 didn't have to be there at all.
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:40 PM
67591, #371...n/m
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 07:48 PM
.
67592, Michael and the rodent hadn't found what they were looking for
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:42 PM
67593, Michael Jackson actually wanted to "ROCK" with someone else.
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:45 PM
67594, from what i heard, nicole murphy only partied once a month
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 07:48 PM
67595, Sly Stone was scared of heights.
Posted by themn, Sun Oct-15-06 07:48 PM
67596, Me'Shell lied. That nigga had a skin-tight fade.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 07:51 PM
.
67597, lol
Posted by The Money Man, Sun Oct-15-06 10:30 PM
great post
67598, Talib Kweli was actually pleasantly suprised by...
Posted by YaBoy...Holla@ME, Sun Oct-15-06 07:51 PM
...the hospital's hands on approach to child delivery
67599, 1-900-LL-COOLJ is no longer in service
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 07:52 PM
67600, Neither is 1-900-HUSTLER
Posted by bezel021, Mon Oct-16-06 11:46 AM
67601, Madonna's father was a baptist preacher.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-15-06 07:54 PM
67602, i pay for bitches chiropractic bill's after my anger management classes.
Posted by 15, Sun Oct-15-06 08:08 PM
....for road rage*


(that's extra credit for real heads...lol)
67603, Dice Raw?
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 08:18 PM
.
67604, Barbara Walters is actually a very kind woman.
Posted by Miles D, Sun Oct-15-06 08:16 PM
67605, Phonte is an only child
Posted by money green, Sun Oct-15-06 08:20 PM
.
67606, Black Thought actually thinks in color
Posted by money green, Sun Oct-15-06 08:24 PM
.
67607, none of Bone's checks clear til the 2nd.
Posted by ill poetic, Sun Oct-15-06 08:32 PM
67608, Gza actually prefers the mysteries of checkers and connect 4
Posted by ill poetic, Sun Oct-15-06 08:34 PM
67609, the roots don't really want anymore...oh..and everything is still in one piece
Posted by ill poetic, Sun Oct-15-06 08:37 PM
67610, Tanya Morgan?? not fans of bruce willis OR cybil shephard
Posted by ill poetic, Sun Oct-15-06 08:39 PM
67611, the nightmare was actually on the next block over
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 08:55 PM
67612, on the real, salt lake city is just like compton
Posted by dj bee-can, Sun Oct-15-06 09:00 PM
67613, Kurious actually has perfect bowel movements
Posted by Wordup, Sun Oct-15-06 09:10 PM
67614, outkast are actually quite rotten and unclean
Posted by kinEDic, Sun Oct-15-06 09:36 PM
nm
67615, and there are plenty of people who are as dope
Posted by kinEDic, Sun Oct-15-06 09:37 PM
if not doper than them
67616, it ISNT your world after all
Posted by kinEDic, Sun Oct-15-06 09:38 PM
67617, RE: it ISNT your world after all
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:44 PM
nice!!
67618, Rakim never nominated Erik B for president
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:45 PM
67619, GZA isn't a genius...
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:49 PM
he just has an average IQ of 100
67620, the X-Ecutioners never killed anyone
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:53 PM
67621, Raekwon never cooked a gormet meal
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:55 PM
67622, Musiq made me Juslisen....
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 09:59 PM
and i kno he doesnt juswanasing.
67623, Pharrell knows you can't do it too
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 10:00 PM
67624, Gnarls Barkley told me to visit St. Elsewhere
Posted by Xcacist The Backpacker Artiste, Sun Oct-15-06 10:04 PM
67625, Black Thought is actually Soul Brother #101
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:10 PM
67626, Jaz & Jay-Z lied
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:14 PM
The luau wasn't sharp...
67627, Erykah lied, it does have to do with your new friend. nm.
Posted by blazing_sun, Sun Oct-15-06 10:20 PM
nm
67628, Humpty never got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:23 PM
But he does like the girls with the boom.
67629, Yo Ed, that bone was gold-plated
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Oct-15-06 10:29 PM
Why you frontin' son? Playing your dog short like that...
67630, People are done teething on "The Listening"
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:30 PM
67631, hi tek actually records using an analog four track
Posted by donwill, Sun Oct-15-06 10:32 PM
67632, hi tek actually records using an analog four track
Posted by donwill, Sun Oct-15-06 10:32 PM
67633, i saw exile walking around in public yesterday
Posted by donwill, Sun Oct-15-06 10:33 PM
67634, Lil' Shawn never put hickies on anyone's chest
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:34 PM
67635, james' drummer had great hygene.
Posted by donwill, Sun Oct-15-06 10:35 PM
67636, Joeski Love never knew how to do that dance...
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:39 PM
67637, Dana Dane actually slept quite well
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:41 PM
67638, Foxy Brown is actually quite good at math
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:48 PM
67639, Darryl McDaniels started learning in first grade
Posted by JustSayKB, Sun Oct-15-06 10:56 PM
67640, The Luniz only had 2 on it and i fronted them the other 3
Posted by decaturpsalm, Sun Oct-15-06 11:06 PM
67641, Onyx actually bucked with concern and reluctance
Posted by redbaron, Sun Oct-15-06 11:11 PM

!
67642, Woodrow lied. He was not going to go to the Rastas to buy two cracks
Posted by mrhood75, Sun Oct-15-06 11:14 PM
67643, pusha t's niece was 3, and it was a raccoon.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Sun Oct-15-06 11:32 PM
67644, LMAO
Posted by YaBoy...Holla@ME, Sun Oct-15-06 11:53 PM
good one
67645, Don wont, actually.
Posted by taygravy, Sun Oct-15-06 11:48 PM
.
67646, HILL!
Posted by Allah, Mon Oct-16-06 11:27 PM
..............
67647, The Hot Boys were all anemic
Posted by jdevolve1, Sun Oct-15-06 11:53 PM
.
67648, Von Pea is actually blind
Posted by YaBoy...Holla@ME, Sun Oct-15-06 11:55 PM
67649, Brother Ali is actually a female christian.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:07 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67650, CL Smooth reminsced over me.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:09 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67651, Big L only took wallet sized photos.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:10 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67652, Von Pea hates vegetables
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Mon Oct-16-06 12:10 AM
67653, Camp Lo lived downtown without transportation
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:11 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67654, Nature only makes songs in the spring.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:13 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67655, Obie Trice is allergic to alcohol.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:14 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67656, AZ hates puzzles.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:16 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67657, Kanye West has a bachelor's degree.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:18 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67658, Greg is actually quite surly and ferocious.
Posted by taygravy, Mon Oct-16-06 12:24 AM
.
67659, While B is pretty rough and unkempt.
Posted by taygravy, Mon Oct-16-06 12:28 AM
.
67660, Warren McGlone had Parkinson's Disease
Posted by Kno of CunninLynguists, Mon Oct-16-06 12:26 AM
and...





i'm spent
67661, Cormega has never owned a dictionary.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:27 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67662, Lauryn Hill graduated with honors
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:29 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67663, MF Doom is an Abercrombie & Fitch model.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:30 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67664, Nas had vast ammounts of love.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:31 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67665, Afu Ra doesnt know what "life force" is.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:33 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67666, Andre 3000 is really a virgo.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 12:34 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67667, pooh isn't so big after all
Posted by Ghetto Black, Mon Oct-16-06 12:42 AM
67668, fabolous is actually the correct spelling of the word
Posted by Ghetto Black, Mon Oct-16-06 12:43 AM
67669, there is no 8th Wonder, 9 is just P's favorite number
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 12:58 AM
67670, Planet Asia is not a planet either
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:00 AM
67671, On 2nd thought, Pink Floyd would prefer you stay where u are
Posted by Ishwip, Mon Oct-16-06 01:02 AM

_______________________
"I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH"

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers. (c) Kno
67672, come on dude, we can all see Ghost's Face
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:03 AM
67673, Masta Killah was actually made in Taiwan
Posted by Ishwip, Mon Oct-16-06 01:05 AM

_______________________
"I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH"

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers. (c) Kno
67674, Damn..........this sh*t IS checkers!
Posted by Ishwip, Mon Oct-16-06 01:09 AM

_______________________
"I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH"

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers. (c) Kno
67675, Edgar Allen Poe came back from the dead and joined the J League
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:09 AM
67676, BREAKING NEWS: THE JUSTUS LEAGUE HAS JUST SIGNED SUPERMAN
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:15 AM
AFTER HIS HIT SINGLE 'SUPERMAN RETURNS'. ALL BEATS WILL BE PRODUCED BY WONDER WOMAN ON HER INVISIBLE MPC 3000
67677, So...that girl wasn't Poison...
Posted by WyzeWon, Mon Oct-16-06 01:11 AM
...the tox report came back and it turns out that Mike, Ronnie and Ricky all shared the same allergy...strange coincidence indeed.

Peace,
Wyze.
67678, I seen Pos wearing a tie-dyed shirt...
Posted by WyzeWon, Mon Oct-16-06 01:16 AM
...rose colored glasses, a peace medallion and no shoes.

Peace,
Wyze.
67679, if Dilla said 'Two Can Win, isnt that polygamous
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:26 AM
67680, um, oh shit i think thats right!
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:34 AM
67681, Nothing Melvin Gentry touched EVER turned to gold...
Posted by WyzeWon, Mon Oct-16-06 01:27 AM
...and to be honest...I don't think anything Midas touched turned to gold either...

Peace,
Wyze.
67682, Supastition is real, he's a decent rapper
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:40 AM
67683, little brother are not only of a substantial stature, but not siblings
Posted by donwill, Mon Oct-16-06 01:45 AM
67684, Big Pooh is NOT, i repeat, IS NOT....a gigantic turd.
Posted by Mic_Specialist, Mon Oct-16-06 01:46 AM
these are lies and i wont stand for them.
67685, RE: Big Pooh is NOT, i repeat, IS NOT....a gigantic turd.
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 01:50 AM
lmao....I was told Mos Def was quite skeptical...and had great hearing
67686, cee-lo has never gambled
Posted by donwill, Mon Oct-16-06 01:53 AM
67687, tay did roll over on that girl
Posted by auxyray, Mon Oct-16-06 02:07 AM
67688, not EVERYONE really is a star
Posted by auxyray, Mon Oct-16-06 02:08 AM
67689, Q-tip that kid was Dominican not Puerto Rican
Posted by auxyray, Mon Oct-16-06 02:15 AM
don't be so racist
67690, Luke Skywalker didnt have any hoes in Star Wars, WTF!
Posted by bigboy, Mon Oct-16-06 02:25 AM
67691, RE: Luke Skywalker didnt have any hoes in Star Wars, WTF!
Posted by J5alive, Mon Oct-16-06 02:37 AM
swollen members are healing up nicely
67692, Yadgyu can't really read
Posted by Monster_Zero, Mon Oct-16-06 02:58 AM
67693, the Roots have, on one or two occasions,
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 03:27 AM
been caught doing the same thing They do


http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67694, Tomorrow does know, sometimes.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:40 AM
67695, Gnarles Barkley is actually these two dudes,
Posted by okphenix, Mon Oct-16-06 03:41 AM
one is called Cee-Lo and the other is um, Dangermouse


http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67696, There certain things in love that just aren't fair.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:42 AM
67697, T La Rock was wrong. It's not yours. Sucks to be you.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:43 AM
67698, Roberta felt like making burritos.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:47 AM
67699, Prissy chicks really do want to f*** with Jay-Z.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:49 AM
67700, It wasn't so simple then.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:51 AM
67701, Heaven is really only 2 billion light years away.
Posted by taygravy, Mon Oct-16-06 03:55 AM
.
67702, RE: Heaven is really only 2 billion light years away.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 04:06 AM
damn you, tay. now i gotta edit.
67703, Nas also took it in baked goods.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:57 AM
67704, Stevie never stared in his mirror.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 03:59 AM
old. goodnight.
67705, Kanye let me down.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 04:00 AM
.
67706, Deaf people huh all the time.
Posted by selppataei, Mon Oct-16-06 04:02 AM
67707, Morris Day actually knew what time it was.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:28 AM
_______________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67708, LL Cool J was neither Bigger nor Deffer.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:29 AM
________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67709, LL Cool J's mama did NOT, in fact, say knock you out.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:30 AM
________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67710, De La lied. The stakes is NOT high.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:31 AM
They're rather average.
________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67711, Mos Def is horrible at math
Posted by jasonprague, Mon Oct-16-06 04:37 AM


67712, The police actually knocked on Ice-T's door at approximately 5:46 am.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:37 AM
The nigga just rounded it off.
________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67713, Prince, there were no thieves in the temple tonight, last night, or
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 04:57 AM
the night before that. Somebody lied to you, bro.
________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67714, "Alphabet St." = The Soul Train Scramble Board
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 05:00 AM
"Put the right letters 2gether... and win some Afro Sheen." (this is the actual original lyric)

Come on, man, stop shammin'.
_________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67715, It only takes a nation of 1 to hold us back.
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 05:11 AM
*old and senile head of a major entertainment corporation*, stand up.
_________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67716, Babyface does not give good love, can't afford to buy your clothes,
Posted by ZooTown74, Mon Oct-16-06 05:15 AM
and can't cook worth a damn. And, sorry, but walking to the store for a 40 oz once every three hours does not equal "work."

I'm only looking out for you, ladies.
_________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67717, Audio Two wasn't even on the marquee
Posted by sosa, Mon Oct-16-06 05:43 AM
67718, Juelz lied...he just came for the breadsticks
Posted by sosa, Mon Oct-16-06 05:46 AM
67719, Q-Tip actually left his wallet in Cancun.
Posted by B.WilkZ, Mon Oct-16-06 06:10 AM

"Either I'm one of the strongest people left ...
or y'all should stone me for even trying to steal breath" - Brother Ali


- B.
67720, Planet Rock is neither a planet, nor a rock... discuss. nm
Posted by blazing_sun, Mon Oct-16-06 08:25 AM
nm
67721, Sir Mix-A-Lot's posse was actually on 5th Street.
Posted by CJ, Mon Oct-16-06 08:54 AM
This post is too good, I couldn't resist.
67722, Train of Thought was not referring to Tariq's incoming arrival
Posted by Ishwip, Mon Oct-16-06 08:54 AM

_______________________
"I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH"

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers. (c) Kno
67723, i saw a picture of ice cube in a post office in Skkkotland
Posted by dj bee-can, Mon Oct-16-06 10:17 AM
67724, did ya'll ever watch crackhouse rock on saturday mornings?
Posted by dj bee-can, Mon Oct-16-06 10:25 AM
67725, madvillain is really a happy hero
Posted by chaotiq, Mon Oct-16-06 10:36 AM
67726, kool moe dee ran from ku klux klan 4 times, dodges black men daily
Posted by launchpad mcquack, Mon Oct-16-06 10:36 AM
67727, madvillain is really a happy hero
Posted by chaotiq, Mon Oct-16-06 10:36 AM
67728, I just want to be in here....
Posted by angiebabe3679, Mon Oct-16-06 10:45 AM
Carry on...
67729, Dr. King was an insomniac
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 11:55 AM
and the March on washington actually took place in August
67730, Jeru's close friends say he is actually very delicate and nurturing
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 11:33 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67731, Kool Moe Dee is actually unemployed
Posted by kwez, Mon Oct-16-06 11:41 AM
67732, Most stick up kids are advocates of a duty-free society
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 11:44 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67733, hahahahahaha
Posted by taygravy, Mon Oct-16-06 01:36 PM
.
67734, Terminator X doesn't know a lick of sign language
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 11:57 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67735, Yes B-Real did kill him, but IMO there was no other logical alternative
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 12:02 PM
Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67736, the police showed up at Ice-T's door at 7 in the morning
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 12:10 PM
he forgot to set his clock forward 1 hour
67737, DJ Quik actually likes to take his time on the turntables
Posted by Slay, Mon Oct-16-06 12:15 PM
67738, Why, Columbians ran with my crew as recently as last week
Posted by kwez, Mon Oct-16-06 12:17 PM

******************************************

<--- why shoot the breeze about it, when you can BE about it?
67739, The Roots aren't even 1% Scottish
Posted by Eddy, Mon Oct-16-06 12:23 PM
67740, Common never died in the first place
Posted by Eddy, Mon Oct-16-06 12:24 PM
.
67741, Kweli and Hi-Tek really only reflect for a couple of weeks at most.
Posted by Frank Longo, Mon Oct-16-06 12:25 PM
67742, Moe Dee waited a week to see the doctor
Posted by Verb8M, Mon Oct-16-06 12:50 PM
I told him to get checked out last tue.


67743, Sting got a restraining order against him,
Posted by Cineno, Mon Oct-16-06 02:55 PM
hasn't been watching her for a minute.
67744, Chris n Neef can stop, and tend to break for animals
Posted by Cineno, Mon Oct-16-06 02:58 PM
67745, Craig G.'s major required 3 credits in Biology to graduate, so he had
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 03:04 PM
to stick with the class after a very rough start. Miraculously he finished with a passing grade.

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67746, the boot camp clik never joined the military
Posted by chaotiq, Mon Oct-16-06 03:09 PM
67747, It only takes a bad report card to hold Public Enemy back.
Posted by Cineno, Mon Oct-16-06 03:12 PM
67748, James Brown is not African American, and pretty shy about it
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Mon Oct-16-06 03:12 PM
67749, It's a overcast and my beer is fresh by the born on date
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Mon Oct-16-06 03:16 PM
67750, Just Blaze government name is Somtimes Flicker
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Mon Oct-16-06 03:29 PM
67751, Tag Team shouldn't have never played red light green light
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Mon Oct-16-06 03:40 PM
stop on 95 north.
67752, Man I went to that party Digital Underground had...
Posted by Perception, Mon Oct-16-06 03:29 PM
They were actually quite strict. And quite few ladies saw me and liked me, but I didn't have any biscuits.
67753, Lionel Ritchie has only been seen dancing on floors
Posted by jdevolve1, Mon Oct-16-06 03:38 PM
nm
67754, Rae only saw 4 fiends around a nigga
Posted by Sleepy, Mon Oct-16-06 03:53 PM
67755, Shabba Ranks only has a wagon with a midget in it.
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Mon Oct-16-06 04:09 PM
Mad Cobra is actually a gentle garden snake
67756, Go to sleep it's the third sunday of the month.
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Mon Oct-16-06 04:19 PM
67757, Shock G never realy did what he liked
Posted by Monster_Zero, Mon Oct-16-06 04:36 PM
67758, Buju Banton's intense hatred of baseball players has resulted in
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 04:48 PM
him being blackballed at many major venues around the world.
67759, jay-z IS a biter...........
Posted by Birminghams Savage, Mon Oct-16-06 05:01 PM
he doesnt write for himself or others........

if he says a B.I.G. verse........he's just stealing it





Yeah, yeah, I know, BUT I'M NICE, THOUGH!!! http://www.myspace.com/shazmusic
67760, x-rays show Papoose doesn't have BK in his balls, its an inguinal hernia
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Oct-16-06 05:11 PM
Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67761, oh shit!
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 01:55 AM
lmao.
67762, LMAO!!!!!!!!
Posted by Mic_Specialist, Tue Oct-17-06 03:55 AM
67763, The roof was never on fire
Posted by JimmyWhispers, Mon Oct-16-06 05:34 PM
And they woulda needed water if it was
67764, ABC's arent as easy as 123's
Posted by JimmyWhispers, Mon Oct-16-06 05:37 PM

________________________________________
Tiki-Tah Tiki-Tah Tiki Tiki Ti-Tah
Yo I'll tell you the rest when I see you,
Peace
67765, Raekwon actually built 5 Cuban Linx...
Posted by Small Pro, Mon Oct-16-06 06:02 PM
...the 5th however escaped and appeared a couple years later on tracks with Fat Joe and Big Pun.
67766, NWA actually didn't make the whole 100 miles...
Posted by Small Pro, Mon Oct-16-06 06:12 PM
...around the 5th they bumped into a hooker, who despite their orders, did indeed bite it.
67767, The orange pills are actually comparable to the purple ones
Posted by mrhood75, Mon Oct-16-06 06:43 PM
67768, Uhhhh...actually Pimpin' is pretty easy.
Posted by silentwar, Mon Oct-16-06 07:27 PM
Not that I would know or anything.
67769, Gangstarr never stepped into arenas...
Posted by spicadocious, Mon Oct-16-06 07:37 PM
Just clubs.
67770, RE: Jay-Z lied too
Posted by Conduct Tracks, Mon Oct-16-06 07:42 PM
It's impossible to make a song cry
67771, Big Daddy Kane couldn't get the job done contrary to popular belief
Posted by spicadocious, Mon Oct-16-06 07:56 PM
67772, Nas really needs 2 mics
Posted by kwoent, Mon Oct-16-06 08:42 PM
67773, Robin Thicke is actually kind of emaciated
Posted by kwoent, Mon Oct-16-06 08:44 PM
67774, Simon didn't say anything...
Posted by Rockscissorspaper, Mon Oct-16-06 08:46 PM
but he wants you to sit the fuck down
67775, Angie Stone dates white men
Posted by kwoent, Mon Oct-16-06 08:47 PM
67776, that little diddy was about neither Jack nor Diane
Posted by Rockscissorspaper, Mon Oct-16-06 08:53 PM
n/m
67777, Common is quite eccentric
Posted by kwoent, Mon Oct-16-06 08:54 PM
67778, you must have heard that davey d interveiw?
Posted by jazzie0009, Mon Oct-16-06 08:55 PM
well he did say that he skates on and off (did as a kid for some years, then picked it back up, again, a little over a year ago)...and that "kick push" was something he was inspired to write after meeting a skater he came in contact with, not so much his own skating...but i dont know. *shrug*
67779, Neither Plug 1, 2 or 3 require electricity to perform daily duties.
Posted by 4D, Mon Oct-16-06 08:59 PM
67780, the Clash decided to stay..
Posted by ronin soul, Mon Oct-16-06 09:55 PM
they figured it wouldn't be worth their trouble being doubled
67781, Scott La Rock did not have them all and he was a less than super hoe!
Posted by Gemini_Two_One, Mon Oct-16-06 10:22 PM

!sig!
www.myspace.com/gemini2one

Got the force of 20 men like a Jedi Knight.
67782, Bono found what he was looking for
Posted by ronin soul, Mon Oct-16-06 10:29 PM
67783, bout goddamn time Bono.
Posted by Ilog123179, Tue Oct-17-06 08:32 AM
67784, Cookie Monster Never ate Not ONE cookie!!!
Posted by Mslibrar, Mon Oct-16-06 11:21 PM
He just crumbled them and let them fall out his mouth.
67785, cam'ron has never been very diplomatic.
Posted by Commie, Tue Oct-17-06 02:03 AM
67786, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five did White Lines.
Posted by JRennolds, Tue Oct-17-06 02:05 AM
Don't do it
67787, nobody has ever really learned anything in this forum.
Posted by Commie, Tue Oct-17-06 02:06 AM
67788, re: "smokin"... when you're gone,
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:09 AM
all your niggas gon' light up with MC eiht.
67789, Ghostface Killah wasn't in Scream or any of the sequels.
Posted by JRennolds, Tue Oct-17-06 02:10 AM
$
67790, in retrospect, cube really WAS tha 1.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:12 AM
67791, you actually CAN truss it.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:13 AM
chuck's just paranoid and bitter.
67792, Too $hort is actually pushing 6' 3"
Posted by okphenix, Tue Oct-17-06 02:14 AM
and was never prohibited from amusement park rides as a child

http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67793, Juelz Santana isn't spanish or on your finger. NO HOMO!
Posted by JRennolds, Tue Oct-17-06 02:16 AM
$
67794, the original rhcp line-up lives in front of the sun, slightly to the left.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:16 AM
67795, smif -n- wessun will actually wake you up gently and thoughtfully.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:18 AM
67796, there's no hole in the bucket, dear liza.
Posted by skin_on_the_drum, Tue Oct-17-06 02:22 AM
67797, yesterday I knocked the Hustle
Posted by okphenix, Tue Oct-17-06 02:26 AM
on the floor but i picked it up again

http://www.myspace.com/mphenix
67798, Kanye West is actually from the Midwest.
Posted by JRennolds, Tue Oct-17-06 03:08 AM
$
67799, David Copperfield can't even turn rum to whiskey.
Posted by JRennolds, Tue Oct-17-06 03:14 AM
$
67800, Nas' raps are out on bond.
Posted by LES, Tue Oct-17-06 03:55 AM
Anyway Lupe never said he was Paul Rodriguez or any ish, if you saw My Block Chicago you know he can skate a little...
67801, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by ch33zy, Tue Oct-17-06 07:19 AM
Eminem actually prefers skittles
67802, Eminem actually prefers skittles
Posted by ch33zy, Tue Oct-17-06 07:52 AM
67803, They slept almost the whole way til Brooklyn.
Posted by Ilog123179, Tue Oct-17-06 08:29 AM
67804, Prodigy's cousin actually rolls deep in QB
Posted by micMajestic, Tue Oct-17-06 11:13 AM

Mr. Wiz is trying to "Get Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSy7vARmP4
www.myspace.com/mrwizworld

I'm like Beauty and the Beast's offspring,
I come clean but i'm Swamp Thing if a n!gga wanna mudsling
67805, Vordul Kept the Receipt
Posted by Computer Snacks, Tue Oct-17-06 11:14 AM
And returned 103 mics.
67806, greg street isn't a road/nm
Posted by Kemp, Tue Oct-17-06 11:23 AM

http://www.myspace.com/antlewis360

Ca$hville
http://www.glci.org/images/2NCGL%20Downtown%20Nashville.jpg

Interviewer: Were you really sick this week Mike?

Mike Tyson: I BROKE MY BACK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrm8ps8CI5o
67807, Black Thought is actually at his most productive in the afternoon
Posted by Computer Snacks, Tue Oct-17-06 11:29 AM
67808, Tracy Chapman's car went 0-60 in 34 seconds.
Posted by TRoyal, Tue Oct-17-06 11:50 AM

--------------
I don't think you know who you f*ckin' with. Matter of fact, neither do I.

http://www.urbantherapy.org/
67809, Jay-Z doesn't have the blueprint... Only the schematics.
Posted by spicadocious, Tue Oct-17-06 12:55 PM
67810, Jay-Z doesn't have the blueprint... Only the schematics.
Posted by spicadocious, Tue Oct-17-06 12:55 PM
67811, greg nice is really an asshole
Posted by chaotiq, Tue Oct-17-06 02:39 PM
67812, is this post really about to go Diamond???
Posted by broke, Tue Oct-17-06 04:57 PM
wow
67813, it wasn't a great magnetic field
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 04:59 PM
that created Iron Man - it was actually Reynolds Wrap.
67814, Ice-T actually prefers chamomile.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:06 PM
67815, Ben Harper's kisses are actually on layaway.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:08 PM
67816, Bootsy would actually rather be with your older sister.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:11 PM
But she's out of town, so.....
67817, D actually wanted summa yo Brown's Chicken, not Sugar.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:17 PM
67818, Fiona Apple is an unremarkable gardening tool.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:20 PM
67819, Kanday gave LL the clap
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:23 PM
hence his "feeling good"
67820, the Zombies got it all wrong
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:26 PM
it was actually the time of the season for hitting it and quitting it.
67821, it takes more than one day to go Around the World.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:28 PM
67822, Robert Plant has been coherent and aware for so long, it's true.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:32 PM
67823, The Stones would rather get Stratusfaction.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:37 PM
67824, MJ and Paul McCartney created the original Mr. Ed theme song
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:40 PM
"Neigh Neigh Neigh"
67825, Van Hunt would do anything to get your attention....
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:43 PM
...but he won't do THAT.
67826, Lenny Kravitz wrote Stand by My Woman while looking in the mirror.
Posted by Kula-Mae, Tue Oct-17-06 05:50 PM
67827, Keith Sweat only made it last for 27 seconds, no homo.
Posted by ZooTown74, Tue Oct-17-06 06:28 PM
_________________________________________________________________________
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
DE-FENSE!
*boom boom*
67828, The Temptations actually ARE too proud to beg.
Posted by Nukkapedia, Tue Oct-17-06 06:35 PM
Well, except for Otis.
67829, y'all need to get a life
Posted by msclman99, Tue Oct-17-06 06:49 PM
too many fucking posts in one day... chill.
67830, mommy never did let them go out and kill that night
Posted by ronin soul, Tue Oct-17-06 07:40 PM
67831, P.E. never ACTUALLY fucked Elvis or John Wayne's mothers n/m
Posted by DVS, Tue Oct-17-06 07:49 PM
.
67832, Bravehearts actually hate Mel Gibson and love the Jews.
Posted by Rats Ass, Tue Oct-17-06 08:50 PM
Fuck what you heard.
67833, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
Posted by psykosoul, Tue Oct-17-06 09:18 PM
n/m
67834, shania twain actually did poorly over mobb beats
Posted by Up In Smoke, Tue Oct-17-06 10:42 PM
67835, Ice Cube actually DIDNT have a good day today.
Posted by QUESTstateofmind, Wed Oct-18-06 12:38 AM


67836, i just wanna b in this post
Posted by thegodcam, Wed Oct-18-06 12:43 AM
67837, All of you... Thanks for the 4am laugh.
Posted by Miss J_129, Wed Oct-18-06 03:47 AM
67838, Turns out, rock and roll is not a solid foundation to build a city upon.
Posted by Anfernee, Wed Oct-18-06 08:26 AM
67839, Turns out, rock and roll is not a solid foundation to build a city upon.
Posted by Anfernee, Wed Oct-18-06 08:26 AM
67840, re-anchor this immediatly
Posted by mjlem42, Wed Oct-18-06 08:49 AM
67841, John Lennon isn't really dead, he is living in his yellow submarine
Posted by ch33zy, Wed Oct-18-06 09:51 AM
67842, ?uest later admitted
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:52 AM
She was that fly.
67843, Pooh knocked on the doors...
Posted by stephengbutler, Wed Oct-18-06 09:56 AM
of Dap and Teddy P and found them both sound asleep.
67844, Rakim is actually a pretty underrated comedian.
Posted by ZooTown74, Thu Oct-19-06 02:32 AM
His observational humor is quite reminscent of a young Bob Newhart.
_______________________________________________________________________
This Heaven
Gives me mee-graine
67845, Papoose ain't no damn Indian baby.
Posted by backlash, Thu Oct-19-06 03:16 AM
67846, Cece Peniston is still waiting for it to happen to her.
Posted by backlash, Thu Oct-19-06 03:23 AM
67847, What Spooks saw...
Posted by backlash, Thu Oct-19-06 03:33 AM
was actually quite believable...
67848, Snoop Doggy Dogg had amnesia.
Posted by backlash, Thu Oct-19-06 03:36 AM
67849, Phonte is invisible at shindigs...
Posted by backlash, Thu Oct-19-06 03:45 AM
..plus he's paranoid.
67850, This is better than that Jay-Z Thread a while back.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:55 AM

______

http://myspace.com/iwishmusiccouldadoptme
http://myspace.com/kakiking

"Fuck the exposure. Get the fucking MONEY."
-kaki king on her commercial
67851, It's a little known fact that Big Daddy Kane has a prosthetic foot
Posted by kwez, Thu Oct-19-06 07:07 AM
67852, He does skate, lame-ass
Posted by prophet j, Sat Oct-21-06 03:41 PM
pharrell in fact does not skate, and you didn't call him out for boasting about creating the whole skateboarding rapper image, his ice creams and calling himself skateboard p. if you wanna label someone as a gimmick, it sure's not lupe fiasco.

plus, for what it's worth, lupe is a good rapper

- - - - -

jy
1974-2006

peace & love
67853, it took 964 replies
Posted by 58impala, Sat Oct-21-06 03:55 PM
67854, lol
Posted by prophet j, Sun Oct-22-06 08:11 PM
and if i had read the other replies beforehand, i probably wouldn't have even given the response i did.

- - - - -

jy
1974-2006

peace & love
67855, Kool Moe Dee called out of work quite often.
Posted by random2g, Sat Oct-21-06 04:43 PM
67856, Chuck D's Uzi weighs about 900 pounds
Posted by random2g, Sat Oct-21-06 04:44 PM
67857, He never said the song was about him, anyways. nm
Posted by blazing_sun, Sat Oct-21-06 09:14 PM
nm
67858, HOV did that so you would have to go through that. For shame.
Posted by jose3030, Sun Oct-22-06 09:42 PM
67859, E.S.T. was a common lad...
Posted by backlash, Mon Oct-23-06 02:26 AM
In actuality, he accidentally left his moneys in his jeans while washing a load of laundry, leaving said moneys quite fragrant...
67860, Your local Radio Station is not "Where Hip Hop Lives"
Posted by NOLOGY80, Mon Oct-23-06 09:05 AM

These days I travel the Mayze Like Frank Beverly/To the East looking for pieces of a better me

It's like i'm fightin for freedom...Writin for freedom

My mind warps and bends float the wind count to 10
67861, Marvin Actually had and idea of what was going on!
Posted by iKilan, Mon Oct-23-06 04:55 PM
67862, Joe actually beat randy because he was dyslexic
Posted by iKilan, Mon Oct-23-06 04:58 PM
67863, This year Halloween did NOT fall on a weekend.
Posted by taygravy, Tue Oct-31-06 07:26 PM
.
67864, songmeanings.net
Posted by kimchimonkey, Tue Oct-31-06 08:58 PM
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858588576
67865, Heavy D got nuttin but HATE for ya
Posted by Russel Simmons Day Job, Tue Oct-31-06 09:34 PM
67866, Philly Cheese Steaks made in San Francisco......
Posted by RoyDotDee, Tue Oct-31-06 10:41 PM
are regular sandwiches.

http://www.myspace.com/cosign

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/roydotdeemusic.htm

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/defgordonmusic.htm
67867, Tribe's lyrics were all, in fact, dine-in only
Posted by seandammit, Wed Nov-01-06 12:51 AM
67868, Ignoring his repeated requests, I woke Christopher Williams up
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Wed Nov-01-06 10:47 AM
67869, Big Daddy Kane was fired for incomplete assignments
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Wed Nov-01-06 10:57 AM
67870, Phonte wears Birkenstocks (sp?) at shows
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Wed Nov-01-06 11:00 AM
67871, Ignoring warnings, I decided to trust them new niggas over there
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Wed Nov-01-06 11:06 AM
67872, Ignoring warnings, I decided to trust them new ngas over there
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Wed Nov-01-06 11:09 AM
67873, classic okp roasting
Posted by Ayatollah Watts, Wed Nov-01-06 12:06 PM
this should be archived
67874, niggaz are actually only large like a 3x avirex
Posted by The_Right_Time, Wed Nov-01-06 03:34 PM
67875, q tip lied, she didnt like it like that
Posted by The_Right_Time, Wed Nov-01-06 03:48 PM
67876, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by Lyva, Wed Nov-29-06 04:59 PM
the songs isn't about skateboarding, it's about skateboarders.
67877, 1000
Posted by ironicmindstate, Wed Nov-29-06 06:10 PM
67878, RE: 1000
Posted by Kweli12, Wed Nov-29-06 07:21 PM
WOW

67879, RE: 1000
Posted by Kweli12, Wed Nov-29-06 07:23 PM
WOW

67880, RE: 1000
Posted by Kweli12, Wed Nov-29-06 07:26 PM
WOW

67881, Verb Wuz Here!
Posted by Verbal Cryogenics, Wed Nov-29-06 08:49 PM

_________________________________________________________
<-----My vida loca was built like Bob Vila, via God (C) Lupe

http://www.myspace.com/verbal_cryogenics
http://verbalcryogenics.podomatic.com
67882, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by TheCritikalOne, Wed Nov-29-06 10:17 PM
Frank N Dank's real names isnt frank and Dank
67883, RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake.
Posted by TheCritikalOne, Wed Nov-29-06 10:18 PM
Frank N Dank's real names isnt frank and Dank