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Topic subjectTime for all shit-brained losers to take your fucking L
Topic URLhttp://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=173523
173523, Time for all shit-brained losers to take your fucking L
Posted by mrhood75, Tue Jun-13-17 08:19 AM
Y’all are going to fucking learn today.

Read this all the way to the end, because chances are, it applies to YOU and it applies to your continued future on OKP. Even to the posters that I like in here.

Welcome to The Day of Reckoning.

I’ve sat back and watched all of you fuck-nuts play yourselves talking all that shit for a year, and that ends this very evening.

You have trifled with the primal forces of nature. And now you must atone.

Time for all of you jag-offs to come in here and apologize for your various transgressions.

And don’t try to worm your way out of it, because I kept ALL the receipts.

You predicted the Cavs would win the series? Take your L and apologize.

You shit on Curry? Take your L and apologize.

You talked shit about KD? You called him a “beta” or a bitch or clowned him for coming to the Bay or any other mealy-mouthed horseshit? Take your L and apologize.

You talked shit about Draymond? Called him a bitch or some other shit? Take your fucking L and apologize.

You talked shit about Klay? Take your L and apologize.

You talked shit about Kerr? Said he wasn’t a good coach? Take your L and apologize.

You wished for injuries? Take your L and apologize.

You partied on injuries? Take your L and apologize.

You talked about the state of the Warriors bench? Take your L and apologize.

You talked shit individually about ZaZa, Iggy, Livingston, McGee, West, or fucking Patrick McCaw? Take your L and apologize.

You tried to pre-emptively down play their championship? Take your L and apologize.

You talked shit in that bamma-ass GD thread? Take your L and apologize.

You said any cross word about this organization? Take your L and apologize.

If you don’t, your screen name is getting banished to land of wind and ghosts.

You have until WEDNESDAY afternoon to own up to your sins and come clean. You do that, you’re cool and we can move on. If not? You’re gone.

I don't give a fuck about your bamma-ass agendas.

I don’t give a fuck about the "character" you're playing.

Take your L and apologize.

Now, if you’re thinking about writing a slick reply in here? Don’t bother. It’s getting deleted and you’re gone.

You’re thinking about writing a farewell post where you talk trash and decide to boycott the NBA and swear off the boards forever? Don’t bother. It’s getting deleted and you’re getting put on a permanent vacation.

You’re lurking and you’re thinking about riding this out and not posting until a month later? Don’t bother. I know who you are and you’re getting put on a permanent vacation.

You talk that shit in any of the other game threads or other posts on this board? You’re gone.

You talk that shit in GD? You’re gone.

You talk that shit in fucking Freestyle or Activist? I’ll know and you’re fucking gone.

You come in here posting under an alias? I know who you are and you’re gone.

As a matter of fact, you might you might just want to apologize of GP.

This is your new reality. If you cross me, I will send your screen name to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it.

You motherfuckers think you know petty? I’m showing you petty.

Have a nice evening.

173524, *sheds a tear*
Posted by cantball, Mon Jun-12-17 10:53 PM

____________________

<================== Learn the name now before everyone gets dunked on
173525, This post need flex bombs, lots of them
Posted by select_from_where, Mon Jun-12-17 10:55 PM
173526, NAH MEAN
Posted by dula dibiasi, Tue Jun-13-17 09:06 AM
BE CLEAR
173527, *plays Ether beat behind this*
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Mon Jun-12-17 10:56 PM
173528, I read this with the "Drop A Gem On Em" beat playing in my head lol
Posted by guru0509, Mon Jun-12-17 11:01 PM
>
173529, I heard Kick In The Door
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Jun-12-17 11:10 PM
173530, Both of these are great too
Posted by astralblak, Mon Jun-12-17 11:18 PM
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173531, Lofl
Posted by astralblak, Mon Jun-12-17 11:18 PM
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173532, Hmm. This is coming off forced. You honestly sound sorta mad.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 10:58 PM

Honestly the celebration spirit is super disappointing

Especially when compared to last years' amazing joy
and triumph

Durant's mom barely looks happy

And Durant barely cares

Weird

Do y'all know how to celebrate?

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "
173533, You honestly sound like you're about to take a vacation.
Posted by mrhood75, Mon Jun-12-17 11:05 PM
Hope it was worth it, dipshit.
173534, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:07 PM
No message
173535, Deleted message
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:08 PM
No message
173536, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:11 PM
No message
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Posted by Musa, Mon Jun-12-17 10:59 PM
No message
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Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:01 PM
No message
173539, No emotion. Just a bunch of muhfuggas on a court with confetti
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:03 PM
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173540, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:05 PM
No message
173541, Cool. Fuck the Warriors
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:00 PM
That's all
173542, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:08 PM
No message
173543, Possibly the GOAT victory stunt poast.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Jun-12-17 11:09 PM
Hats off sir.
173544, Honestly, 2nd to Doc Claw's PYRRIC VICTORY IMO
Posted by Ryan M, Mon Jun-12-17 11:12 PM
173545, That's good company to be in.
Posted by mrhood75, Mon Jun-12-17 11:14 PM
173546, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:09 PM
No message
173547, https://twitter.com/med2cold/status/874473012778717184
Posted by Innocent Criminal, Mon Jun-12-17 11:11 PM
https://twitter.com/med2cold/status/874473012778717184
173548, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon Jun-12-17 11:13 PM
No message
173549, You're not alone man. Ridiculous
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:14 PM
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173550, talk yo shit, bruv. knocking some mac dre in your honor. #yayyay
Posted by dula dibiasi, Mon Jun-12-17 11:14 PM
173551, Lol Hood keep this anchored all offseason
Posted by josephmurf2384, Mon Jun-12-17 11:16 PM
173552, y'all da champs.. have yo say
Posted by LegacyNS, Mon Jun-12-17 11:16 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<---- 5....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlgiritpmfo

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173553, Bunch of KD ass dudes in here giddy
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:19 PM
173554, I swear, some people just can't read
Posted by mrhood75, Mon Jun-12-17 11:30 PM
173555, Nice
Posted by Cenario, Mon Jun-12-17 11:30 PM
173556, wait, hold on...yall cool with this? Real question...
Posted by Dstl1, Mon Jun-12-17 11:36 PM
no hoops agendas or nothing. A dude can just threaten to ban folks and go all nuts because his team won and he's a mod? Yall rolling with that?
173557, Post # 29
Posted by Beezo, Mon Jun-12-17 11:43 PM
>no hoops agendas or nothing. A dude can just threaten to ban
>folks and go all nuts because his team one and he's a mod?
>Yall rolling with that?
173558, No, it's corny as hell. But I think (&hope) he's just talking his shit
Posted by guru0509, Mon Jun-12-17 11:49 PM
>no hoops agendas or nothing. A dude can just threaten to ban
>folks and go all nuts because his team won and he's a mod?
>Yall rolling with that?
173559, but there's been hella replies deleted from this post...
Posted by Dstl1, Tue Jun-13-17 09:21 AM
mostly, as far as I can see, ones that belong to O_E.
173560, they shoould have been deleting his posts for about a year now
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 09:24 AM
they been as awful as zaza's moving screens on layups.

complete with the stupid "what did i do" face

http://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sjm-warriors-0515-0462.jpg?w=620
173561, man, naw....like the poster or not...
Posted by Dstl1, Tue Jun-13-17 09:32 AM
he ain't do anything out of the guidelines. There's been tons of silly, unnecesary posts made through the years. They even locked the post about LeBron averaging a triple double, but anchored essentially two Dubs celebration posts???? Horseshit. I get shit talking...that is literally the essence of what we do here. Your team wins, or your agenda wins...you pop shit. I'm here for it. But, someone with mod capabilities picking and choosing what can stay on the boards based on personal likes and threatening to ban folks...total fuck shit.
173562, you are probably right, but its really hard to feel sorry about it.
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 09:41 AM
173563, Actually I view those deletions as perfectly in line with the spirit
Posted by Cold Truth, Tue Jun-13-17 11:33 AM
>he ain't do anything out of the guidelines. There's been
>tons of silly, unnecesary posts made through the years. They
>even locked the post about LeBron averaging a triple double,
>but anchored essentially two Dubs celebration posts????
>Horseshit. I get shit talking...that is literally the essence
>of what we do here. Your team wins, or your agenda wins...you
>pop shit. I'm here for it. But, someone with mod
>capabilities picking and choosing what can stay on the boards
>based on personal likes and threatening to ban folks...total
>fuck shit.

of all of this.

I'd actually have a problem with it were he shutting down Cavs/Lebron celebration posts had they won. THAT, to me, is total fuck shit.

This though?

Stuntin on steroids.
You want to talk that shit?
Cool.
I got this gavel.

So while I agree with the premise of your issue with this, OE is actually an equal partner. The two go hand in hand.

OE is basically just saying "you want me to color within the lines? WATCH THIS!" and going out of his way to martyr himself.

Lastly, from what I can recall, celebration posts are usually trimmed to allow the winners space to get it in while they can. like 85% of Hood's post happens anyway, he just made an actual announcement and added an extra 15% Bully.
173564, Can't really think of a single reason to care.
Posted by Cold Truth, Tue Jun-13-17 12:30 AM
Every last Finals win I can recall features a shit ton of whining and hate from detractors and an equal amount of stunting from the winner.

Hood is generally one of the more fair and even handed mods and, until recently, a long suffering Warriors fan.

Couple that with the potential victims of his threat being long-standing malcontents well beyond this Finals series and I just plain have no fucks to give over it.
173565, real talk its terrible and unfair because it makes it really difficult to...
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 09:27 AM
keep track of when a new post is added to the thread.


other than that, i'm cool with it.
173566, Deleted message
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Jun-13-17 06:02 AM
No message
173567, Salute
Posted by Kira, Mon Jun-12-17 11:37 PM
Best believe we're going to try to make it back next year but y'all won the series and are now champs.

Respect to class personified Mike Brown for demonstrating his solid coaching ability during the playoffs as well. KD accomplished his goal as well.
173568, send em all to the Gulag
Posted by Amritsar, Mon Jun-12-17 11:40 PM
173569, i did not fail to notice Curry bust Kyrie in the eye w/ a CLOSELY...
Posted by PROMO, Mon Jun-12-17 11:50 PM
guarded three (Kyrie was trying HOARD doggie!) at the end of the game.

mwahahahahaha.

face it. Steph ain't hurt, Dray ain't suspended cuz the league pussy? this is a 3-peat party.

still, fuck Vex, fuck Bags, fuck OE and fuck the rest of Lebronanon. until they can be honest and reasonable? fuck em all.

i can't wait til Lebron recruits Paul George or some shit so the superteam hypocrisy that y'all tried to paint KD with is exposed.

KD is an OG Sonic. super happy for him. and super happy OKC is mad about it.
173570, I don't understand the "if curry and bogut weren't hurt it's a 3 peat"
Posted by Rjcc, Tue Jun-13-17 12:20 AM
like kyrie and kevin weren't out in the first series.

apparently only some injuries count for reasons of hypothesis

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
173571, ask Lebronanon.
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 12:22 AM
173572, cause it was 3-1 last year with a healthy cavs and a gimped steph
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Tue Jun-13-17 09:20 AM
the warriors are just better.
173573, Zero injuries and the results of 2015 and 2016 would've been flipped
Posted by theeraser, Tue Jun-13-17 11:38 AM
173574, Niggas really acted like bogut and barnes
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 12:00 AM
Was better than KD and Zaza lol

Talking bout they got smaller and weaker defensively lolol

Talking bout KD gon mess up chemistry

Do yall watch basketball games or just skim through it???
173575, I will say KD surprised me defensively
Posted by cgonz00cc, Tue Jun-13-17 05:34 AM
Not that he was ever bad, but he took a real step relatively late in his career to be making those kinds of steps
173576, When you have more help offensively you can invest more
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 08:17 AM
On defense. I think it's as simple as that.
173577, people really told on themselves and how little they understand bball this year.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Tue Jun-13-17 08:26 AM
173578, lol yup.
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 08:27 AM
"there's only 1 ball"


lmao.
173579, Your squad wins a chip, you get to be petty. That's settled man law.
Posted by bignick, Tue Jun-13-17 12:35 AM
And niggas said A LOT of dumb shit about the Ws this year. A lot.
173580, Lol. Y'all are funny nm
Posted by DVS, Tue Jun-13-17 06:28 AM
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173581, "I didn't want to be a leader. I just wanted to be one of the guys."
Posted by bshelly, Tue Jun-13-17 07:01 AM
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19591472/zach-lowe-golden-state-warriors-potential-dynasty-2017-nba-finals
http://es.pn/2s4RW4w

Beta
173582, He was tired of fighting with Russ.
Posted by ThaTruth, Tue Jun-13-17 09:19 AM
173583, and having to pretend to be a leader
Posted by bshelly, Tue Jun-13-17 09:33 AM
173584, yet he led them through the playoffs and to DAT CHIP, so.........
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 10:26 AM
173585, he "led" his 73 win teammates
Posted by bshelly, Tue Jun-13-17 11:25 AM
173586, you don't think he clearly led team ON THE COURT?
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 11:39 AM
i don't give a fuck how many games his teammates won last year.

did he take over as the top dog on the team and get them to the ring? i mean, he was clearly the finals MVP and the Warriors best player in the Finals and playoffs.

y'all mad butt hurt. i love it.
173587, How come Durant aint play like this in OKC?
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 08:31 AM
lololol da hell is wrong with people.
173588, No one should feel bad for talking shit about ZaZa
Posted by pretentious username, Tue Jun-13-17 08:36 AM
No one.
173589, haha. he's awful and kind of useless against a team without a true center.
Posted by Cenario, Tue Jun-13-17 08:51 AM
i'd rather give those minutes to javale.
173590, Worst player on an NBA Championship team ever?
Posted by Innocent Criminal, Tue Jun-13-17 09:01 AM
The only other player in recent memory I can think of is Mark Madsen.
173591, There are far, far worse.
Posted by Ryan M, Tue Jun-13-17 10:21 AM
173592, RE: Worst player on an NBA Championship team ever?
Posted by murph71, Tue Jun-13-17 10:32 AM
>The only other player in recent memory I can think of is Mark
>Madsen.


Nah....There are so many more.....
173593, *Looks at those Miami led Heat teams*
Posted by Kira, Tue Jun-13-17 12:52 PM
Nah, players exist that shouldn't get rings on those teams.
173594, lol.
Posted by CyrenYoung, Tue Jun-13-17 09:04 AM

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...
173595, epic.
Posted by now or never, Tue Jun-13-17 10:32 AM

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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
173596, Lol you really prideful
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 11:11 AM
for this stacked ass team?

The bigger disappointment would be if they lost.

I look forward to this off-season. I wonder if Kawhi facetimed CP after he turned his ankle with that deadpan autistic look saying help me?

I wonder if Lebron got any other super friends he called for help.

Yall won congrats.
173597, oh hello Capt. Obvious. i REALLY like your cape.
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 11:14 AM

>The bigger disappointment would be if they lost.
>

you really questioning the joy someone is taking in winning a title...REALLY?

Maybe you weren't on the boards this time last year?

This shit is mild as fuck in comparison.

Lebronanon so predictable.
173598, Stop I aint even a Lebron fan I just know BS
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 11:24 AM
when I see it. GSW deserved to be clowned they choked after a 73-9 season to the best player of this generation, then went out and got arguably the second best and yall bragging?

Who expected GSW to lose its like betting against the casino we know the table was slanted.

Y'all get no props other than congrats for team softie. I can't believe yall gonna have me rooting for the spurs in the off-season.

Either way this season was bought by GSW congrats.
173599, and you can bet Lebron and the rest of the league...
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 11:36 AM
will be working to "buy" the title next year.

why you so butt hurt?
173600, Yea I can't wait for Kawhi to join Cleveland
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 11:52 AM
.

GTFOOWTBS.
173601, i'm actually excited to see who Lebron recruits to Cleveland.
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 12:07 PM
173602, Cleveland and Spurs
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 12:29 PM
Offseason is highly interesting to me.
173603, i like superteams.
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 12:41 PM
that's why even though i'm not a lebron fan at all i hope they do add a piece because i'm a casual hoops fan who doesn't care that much for the regular season.

but at the end of the season when i'm actually invested in the games? i wanna see some galactic type talent go at it.

i think CLE will try to get Paul George somehow.

a trade for Deandre Jordan will work for the Cavs too, financially speaking if they give up Tristan (he can live in LA with his boo).

so, if CP3 does dip for SA and the Clips blow up the team, Jordan might be a Cav next year.

173604, Interesting
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 12:56 PM
I think Cavs problem is really not the starters outside of Tristan and even tho Love didn't show up he is a good shooter.

Cavs problem is the bench. When Lebron came out Cavs were pathetic.

I don't see their offense changing but they rely too much on one on one. They need something better than that against great teams.

With that said I think all those moves you named are lateral moves. Cavs need to add to their core u less they can get a major upgrade. The bench should be gutted.
173605, crazy thing is they could have really used Delly.
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 01:19 PM
173606, Really
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 01:23 PM
He is an offensive and defensive liability.

173607, naw...
Posted by PROMO, Tue Jun-13-17 01:30 PM
he's a try hard bamma who can irritate the offense, make the open 3 and would have played way better backing up Kyrie than Deron Better did.
173608, You and I could have played better than Deron
Posted by Musa, Tue Jun-13-17 01:41 PM
That aint saying much.
173609, Delly is trash..lol. but at least he plays half decent D
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Jun-13-17 01:56 PM
173610, wtf am I talking bout?
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jun-14-17 07:25 AM
I was thinking delladova

if this is D williams then hell nah.. dude is done.
173611, lol...yeah, PROMO is talking about Matt Dellavedova
Posted by Dstl1, Wed Jun-14-17 07:53 AM
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173612, Congrats fam
Posted by Nick Has a Problem...Seriously, Tue Jun-13-17 11:59 AM
Niggas in here mad as hell but y'all bout to run this for a minute. Unless dudes start taking pay cuts, I can see a 3peat with this squad.
173613, Did Basa get in here yet? He is the one guy who needs to
Posted by Ink_Spot, Tue Jun-13-17 12:08 PM
I promised him I will be here after the Finals, so he can take his L. He needs to man up and come apologize here.
173614, He is deciding what shit to throw at the wall next
Posted by theeraser, Tue Jun-13-17 03:26 PM
173615, ARCHIVE
Posted by ne_atl, Tue Jun-13-17 04:56 PM
this is beautifully done
173616, Yawn...Did any non agenda pressing fools think they'd lose?
Posted by realityrap, Wed Jun-14-17 02:26 AM
This is like bragging about having the biggest dick in the women's restroom.
173617, basically... I ain't mad at the legit Warriors fans
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Jun-14-17 07:23 AM
but these I TOLD YOU SO niggas kill me.

173618, nigga youu said durant would mess up team chemistry
Posted by Cenario, Wed Jun-14-17 09:05 AM
shut your damn ass up.