Or:
Do you DEMAND that every post starts with "Here are my thoughts" and ends with a "IMHO?"

Or is the issue, that my word is BOND and that Jay-Z MUST follow my commands???

To be fair, he's screwed things up pretty well. He's worth a few hundred million, he's married to Beyonce, and he has people complaining about post structure on internet boards - he's a real loser. If he doesn't starting following my commands now I fear he may be doomed to continue to live this lifestyle.