levi's butt-shaking in the "faith" video (probably a high)

vs

getting arrested for the bathroom incident (definitely a low).


bigger question is why are those the two things that came to mind when i think of george michael?!???

eh, i'm secure in my hetero-hood. bfd.

unfortunately for george, i'll say that the lows are more memorable because he hasn't made any more-memorable music since those incidents.