and The Doc almost likes him better than Zidane (who was kind of a fresh turn on recent lead characters), even though he was kind of a generic hero. Cloud looked cool, but after you went through the game, you were like... "You know, this dude here..."

Ditto for Squall. Squall was SUCH a disappointment. He started out cool, even if he was kind of a buttwipe, then he turns into a COLLOSSAL PUSSY. That game's central theme must be "Turning Pussy".

on Blitzball...the only thing The Doc found wack about it was the turn-based-ness of it all. It makes the games last for 10 000 years.