After spending 5 days playing that game (it would've been 4 if my roommate's damn cousins didn't delete my shit half-way thru) I feel the same way I did after my first time gettin' some pussy.

"Eh. . . that was different"

Maybe I need to treat it the same way I treated pussy the first time and get in it and play with it a few more times before I begin to appreciate it more.

The game itself is dope as shit, I haven't enjoyed a game like that since Metal Gear Solid. The storyline is contrived as shit, but that's mostly because I already saw the movie and I knew the order of things before it ever happened.

The story line in "Enter the Matrix" was better, but the fighting and controls in this game were 20x better. I would skip cut scenes just to get back to the fighting because I had so much fun whoopin' ass. Never before have I played a game that was such much fun to just drop the guns and go hand to hand. Nobody can honestly say they didn't drop the controller and run around screaming when Neo would take out a room full of Agent Smiths.

I liked how they expanded the movie for the game such as the Dojo fight scene, the black and white samurai part. The Gayest part had to be when I had to fight those fuckin' Ants. I'm STILL PISSED that they fucke dup the fight between Neo and the Marivincian's henchmens.

The ending was gay, nuff said. They should've stopped at the Wachoswski Brother's introduction, I really was pissed when I had to fight that fuckin' Giant Agent Smith, I felt like I was playing the Simpsons Arcade game again, I was waiting for Lisa and Marge to come flying thru with a Vacuum.

All in all, I need to go back thru and unlock more of the cheats and stuff, and finally get to a level Higher than "Master"


your thoughts?