and every single person that found me (sitting down, doing nothing), then killed me, ended up getting shot and killed by someone else immediately after. So even when a player was literally giving up, sitting down, and conceding to getting shot, it resulted in a 1:1 K/D because the multi is so fucking shitty that the only that matters is getting the drop on the other player.

Oh god it is sooooo traaaaaaash. I was just sitting there, doing nothing! And every player that shot pacifist ME got immediately killed afterwards! 1:1 K/D for shooting a player that's not even playing!