Lach's family at dinner:

KID: "May I be excused?"

LACH: "Wait. Did you win a ranked match on EVERY versus map on Gears Of War?"

KID: "But Dad?! It's hard! And the controller is out of batt.."

LACH: "No butts! We got 4 charged controllers downstairs. Don't leave the table until you've got the acheivement!"