Bears are the meanest sons of bitches OUT THERE.


A frost troll might be uglier, but a cave bear will charge your ass from a hundred yards after he shrugs off that poisoned sneak arrow that would've taken down a small whale.



Once I juiced up my Calm spell, they've been easier. But one chucked me like a bowling ball after I assassin-stabbed him in the ass without him dying. It was up north, along the high ridge overlooking the cold-ass water. He spun around and knocked me clean off the cliff, like "FUCK YOU, YOU STARTLED ME, DIE."


Fuck those guys.