Random Guy: "Dude... what if they ran out for some reason? I'd totally burn this place down!"

Another Random Guy: "I'm FIRST. You're behind me... so I get the game before you."

Friend #1: "*scoff* OMG! Dude... Sarah just sent me this text that says (high-pitched and mocking) "okay, going to bed. have fun with your new game. i love you." *scoffs again*"

Friend #2: "Dude... that actually sounds kinda nice."

Friend #1: "Oh... uh..."