across all my playthroughs??? ???


I mean I might just be too deep in this shit, but I sat back and figured out each crew mate that was gonna catch sexy time from each different Shepard.

Black Female Rugged and Raw Shepard: Will try Jacob for appearances and to appease the "Us blacks gotta stick together!" crowd but will ultimately get it in with Jack because Liara was that former pull.

Soldier Goody Shepard: All up in Miranda's kool aid... just not red flavor... ewwwwww.

My First Shepard that Sucked Because I Distributed Talents Like a Lame: Kelly. Because she's kind of lame too. But she's DOWN FOR THE POUND.



The Shepard I'm playing now (My Asian Asari Wannabe Lady Shepard) might get the blue balls fucking with that lame Kaiden. Oh well. We might be able to salvage this night in the parking lot outside the club. You know how that go. : )