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106724, 10 worst video games of all time...
Posted by housenegro, Sun Jun-03-07 11:33 AM
according to gamerankings...do you agree with this list? the top 3 lowest rated games are from Nintendo, and the worst game that *I* have ever played was Superman for the n64 (also from nintendo) with THE CROW on ps1 being a close 2nd...


1. Charlie's Angels (Gamecube)
2. Batman: Dark Tomorrow (Gamecube)
3. Ping Pals (DS)
4. American McGee Presents Bad Day LA (PC)
5. McFarlane's Evil Prophecy (PS2)
6. Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure (Gamecube)
7. Bomberman: Act Zero (XBOX 360)
8. Fight Club (PS2)
9. Gravity Games Bike: Street Vert Dirt (PS2)
10. Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon (XBOX)
106726, On Nintendo systems, not from Nintendo.
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Sun Jun-03-07 11:57 AM
The worse game I probably played was E.T. on Atari. That shit made no sense at all, and since I was young I didn't realize it made no sense so I tried to play it for way longer than I should have.
106727, cosign
Posted by Galatasaray, Sun Jun-03-07 12:01 PM
i was just talking to some cats about that game,lol
i would fall into the pit and literally spend like 5 hours trying figure out how to get out that shit
granted i was only like 7 but still
shit was either too hard or too dumb
106730, Agreed
Posted by spenzalii, Sun Jun-03-07 12:48 PM
Any list that doesn't have ET on the top of the list is automatically bogus
106731, Just fall in the holes and LOL, chief.
Posted by ansomble, Sun Jun-03-07 01:03 PM
That was the selling point.




Not.
106754, I would always die trying to get out the hole....
Posted by nonaime, Sun Jun-03-07 04:28 PM
106749, sheeiit, that's all nintendo in my book
Posted by housenegro, Sun Jun-03-07 02:18 PM
ps3 drops whack games, ps3 gets the blame
xbox360 drops great games, the xbox360 gets the credit..

3 of the worst rated games were on nintendo platforms, they get that honor too...but i never played that E.T. though...i heard they buried that mofoe out in the desert for real!
106753, Yeah, but the Batman game was on Xbox too
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Sun Jun-03-07 03:41 PM
I think it was also on PS2.

I'm sure they all played the same, and the PS2 version I'm sure was the ugliest.

The Charlie's Angle game....Nintendo gets a bit of an L for that, because Sony and MS wouldn't give that game the stamp of approval to be brought to their consoles.

As for Ping Pals...it wasn't really a game, more or less a slightly enhanced version of the Picto Chat software that comes already on the DS.


>.but i never played that E.T. though...i
>heard they buried that mofoe out in the desert for real!

Yeah, it's really really bad. I think my copy might still be tucked away somewhere at my parent's house.
106763, I fuckin hate E.T.
Posted by JungleSouljah, Sun Jun-03-07 06:26 PM
Did anyone ever figure out what the point of that damn game was? Could anyone actually get out of the hole?
106765, I was young as hell, but didn't you have to make your neck long to fly?
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Sun Jun-03-07 06:32 PM
I'm pretty sure you could get out the holes.

I just didn't know what I was trying to do in the game.
106768, ehhh.. u could get out the hole.. but u fall right back in...
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Sun Jun-03-07 06:37 PM
107204, worst game ever
Posted by random2g, Wed Jun-06-07 03:06 PM
no point to it at all.. case closed.
106841, Wintergreen - When I Wake Up (check out the video)
Posted by Steve O Tron v2, Mon Jun-04-07 11:15 AM
funny little vid about E.T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rt_3_bQVJU
107034, wow. Was that 4real? They were just buried out in the desert?
Posted by ansomble, Tue Jun-05-07 12:27 PM
107826, Kinda...
Posted by Verbal Cryogenics, Mon Jun-11-07 08:57 PM
http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp


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106735, This is my bid.
Posted by ansomble, Sun Jun-03-07 01:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUz8IT0CYg
106750, I knew somebody would bring this guy into the mix
Posted by _lorok_, Sun Jun-03-07 02:35 PM
His powerglove review is the shit.
106751, shredder is my ass, splinter is my balls
Posted by HighVoltage, Sun Jun-03-07 02:40 PM
that shit never gets old.
106780, Modern day equivalent = Transformers (Japanese PS2)
Posted by Dr Claw, Sun Jun-03-07 08:10 PM
it featured the G1 characters, but that's the only good part of it

- the voice acting (which was in English) was horrendous
- the gameplay/controls was some PB&J (like a crippled Samurai Warriors)
- the difficulty, even on easy was bullshit. You had to fend off so many Decepticons (or Autobots, since you could also play as the Decepticons) at once, it was ridiculous

they need to make this game over, and make it more like the US PS2 game simply named "Transformers". That game was target-lock away from being a bonafide classic. Good voice acting (used the same actors from the TV show from which it was based), good play control (minus the target lock), and you didn't (always) have to deal with 20,000 Decepticons up your ass.

that game...whoo. Takara lost.
106756, that dude is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen on youtube
Posted by Triber, Sun Jun-03-07 04:56 PM
him and the Unforgivable dude
106764, A Boy and His Blob
Posted by JungleSouljah, Sun Jun-03-07 06:28 PM
That shit was frustrating. All those damn jellybeans and you had to be fuckin Steve Kerr to get the bean into the Blob's mouth. I don't think I ever got more than a couple minutes in before getting permanently stuck or screwed. Almost as bad as E.T.
106808, I actually beat that game
Posted by Organ, Mon Jun-04-07 12:00 AM
>That shit was frustrating. All those damn jellybeans and you
>had to be fuckin Steve Kerr to get the bean into the Blob's
>mouth. I don't think I ever got more than a couple minutes in
>before getting permanently stuck or screwed. Almost as bad as
>E.T.

you should play it more and go to chocolate marshmellow land or whatever that shit was called...
When I was young I remember seeing that game in Nintendo Power and thinking it was going to be the greatest game ever created

Now that I think about it it wasnt all that bad
Just controlling the character was sloppy sometimes and getting hit once and dying was annoying
106767, "DEADLY TOWERS" (NES), "PACMAN" & "E.T." (2600)
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Sun Jun-03-07 06:36 PM
cant forget "LAST BATTLE" (GENESIS/MEGA DRIVE) and "TOTAL RECALL" (NES)
106776, Now THESE are excellent choices.
Posted by Bridgetown, Sun Jun-03-07 07:51 PM
I would also add Street Fighter: The Movie.

And a whole bunch of Sega CD games.

--Maurice
106838, i'd like to add "PAT RILEY BASKETBALL" (genesis)
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Mon Jun-04-07 10:55 AM
..YUCK!!!
107310, hahahahaha!!!
Posted by JAESCOTT777, Thu Jun-07-07 10:46 AM
word I think we spoke on that in the genesis appriciation post

worst bball game of all time
107314, YES!!! it was so bad it was painful to play...
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Thu Jun-07-07 11:21 AM
...
106828, you don't like PACMAN?
Posted by centurySamIam, Mon Jun-04-07 09:31 AM
I'm not saying it's zelda, but man
106837, ****2600 PAC MAN*****
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Mon Jun-04-07 10:53 AM
...the arcade PAC-MAN is the all time greatest game ever ...that 2600 version made us cry as kids ..it was that dissapointing
107008, proper
Posted by centurySamIam, Tue Jun-05-07 09:15 AM
107010, Any worst game ever list that doesn't have Deadly Towers is suspect
Posted by Melanism, Tue Jun-05-07 09:19 AM
106775, No Jaguar games? Pah!
Posted by Bridgetown, Sun Jun-03-07 07:47 PM
--Maurice
106796, The Jaguar itself is the Atari E.T. of video game systems
Posted by Dr Claw, Sun Jun-03-07 10:42 PM
at least the Pee-D-O had Super SFII Turbo, when it meant something (but on a 3 button controller? Later for that).
106800, I still remember the advertisements for the Jaguar
Posted by CollegeMK, Sun Jun-03-07 11:16 PM
I seem to recall an elephant behind a palm tree and the question "Can you spot the elephant?" was spelled out in large letters. This was in reference to the fact that the major selling point of the Jaguar was the fact that it had 64 bits, while the Playstation had 32 and the N64 was just released. It was a weak ad that was devised after the Sony and Nintendo straight kicked Atari's ass overnight. Honestly, was there a single good game for the Jaguar?

The 3DO had promise, but it cost $500, your left nut, your mother, and a Quizno's sub. They wanted us to pay that much for what exactly?
106802, from what I've seen/heard
Posted by will_5198, Sun Jun-03-07 11:27 PM
Alien vs. Predator was the Jaguar's sole good game
106820, yup.. that was solid... not many others
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Mon Jun-04-07 08:27 AM
106826, One of the only systems I never played
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Mon Jun-04-07 09:06 AM
106777, ET was bad, but this is almost as bad
Posted by plymouth, Sun Jun-03-07 08:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7syKAiTgPI
106786, Ha, forgot this one.
Posted by Bridgetown, Sun Jun-03-07 08:51 PM
--Maurice
106790, Holy Fuckin Dollar Nuggets...
Posted by ansomble, Sun Jun-03-07 10:06 PM
They didnt even TRY.
106804, holy shit yo.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Sun Jun-03-07 11:32 PM

http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://computerstupid.blogspot.com (4/9/07)
< her hair stick out further than her boodydoo.
107119, I played this piece of shit
Posted by ChampD1012, Tue Jun-05-07 11:03 PM
Got it as a gift. Had to be the absolute worst game I played in my life. Almost jumped of a bridge that day.

Worse than Superman 64.
106778, Drakkhen (SNES)
Posted by will_5198, Sun Jun-03-07 08:09 PM
Tail of the Sun (PS1)
106788, RE: 10 worst video games of all time...
Posted by CollegeMK, Sun Jun-03-07 09:09 PM
Take a look at this list:

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm20.htm

"This game is so bad, you'll start rooting for diabetes."

Although not mentioned in either list, "Rascal" for the PSX was painful. It had a lot of promise, but was mangled in development. The over-hyped game of the century is probably "The Bouncer." Does anyone remember how it was supposed to reinforce the idea of the PS2's dominance? Good thing Squaresoft didn't put all its eggs into one basket with that title.
106794, This is a way better list. Any list without Atari E.T. is fucked.
Posted by Invisiblist, Sun Jun-03-07 10:24 PM
106805, bouncer = fight the same dudes 184 times with RPG elements?
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Sun Jun-03-07 11:35 PM
what a crock of assfuck.

http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://computerstupid.blogspot.com (4/9/07)
< her hair stick out further than her boodydoo.
107633, Those games broke The Doc's eyeshield...
Posted by Dr Claw, Sun Jun-10-07 03:06 PM
...his computer monitor, his keyboard, and his home office window.
106812, Blue Stinger on Dreamcast was ass
Posted by Lach, Mon Jun-04-07 05:22 AM
107035, that game made no fucking sense.
Posted by ansomble, Tue Jun-05-07 12:28 PM
I played thru most of it tho.
106822, anyone ever play amagon for nes?
Posted by steelreserve40, Mon Jun-04-07 08:59 AM
first game i ever rented after getting my NES, turns out its the most impossible, retarded game of all time.


how about american gladiators for nes?
106829, omg with the two faced fire breathing sheep head?
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Mon Jun-04-07 09:48 AM
maaan i thought i was the only idiot that rented that game.

dude would transform into a mega version of himself and would shoot waves from his tits.

http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://computerstupid.blogspot.com (4/9/07)
< her hair stick out further than her boodydoo.
106840, Amagon Had The Shittiest Music Ever
Posted by Sarkazm, Mon Jun-04-07 10:57 AM
106839, ET and Bubsy 3D.
Posted by KnowOne, Mon Jun-04-07 10:57 AM
n/m
107030, RE: ET and Bubsy 3D.
Posted by nicknice, Tue Jun-05-07 12:21 PM
anyone ever play this one?
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm14.htm
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107138, man... this game... *sigh*
Posted by Bridgetown, Wed Jun-06-07 06:37 AM
--Maurice
107139, And now, Last Battle (Genesis) in a nutshell:
Posted by Bridgetown, Wed Jun-06-07 06:43 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:LastB1.jpg

--Maurice
107304, this was all i had to show off the genesis to my friends...
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Thu Jun-07-07 10:24 AM
...if it wasnt for altered beast i think i'd just pretend i didnt have genesis
107917, i liked the game back then
Posted by squeeg, Tue Jun-12-07 10:09 PM
But I think I was blinded by it's 16 bits of graphic newness.
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107284, Driver 2 anyone?
Posted by phenompyrus, Thu Jun-07-07 08:08 AM
The hype I had for this game after playing the first game (still a classic... my friends and I used to play the hell out of that Survival mode) was huge.
Probably the biggest disappointment.
107312, The 1st Ninja Turtles on Nintendo
Posted by JAESCOTT777, Thu Jun-07-07 11:11 AM
that shyt was dumb as hell

also
NES:

Rambo
Predator
superman on 360

107313, hmmm.. i liked rambo...
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Thu Jun-07-07 11:19 AM
...Predator was trash tho ..pretty much any arnold movie game was complete ass
107333, Shaq Fu?
Posted by Commie, Thu Jun-07-07 02:16 PM
i still cant figure out how that game got made.
107346, graphics were pretty good though
Posted by housenegro, Thu Jun-07-07 03:52 PM
107369, *shrug* me and my friend would play it. We made fun of it too tho.
Posted by ansomble, Thu Jun-07-07 06:34 PM
107372, it animated well
Posted by chillinCHiEF, Thu Jun-07-07 07:27 PM
i remember it being pretty fluid, relative to other stuff at the time
107349, Since I'd vote E.T. as well........
Posted by Cain the Conqueror, Thu Jun-07-07 04:14 PM
I present to you my second choice....

Way of the Warrior (3DO)

I'd also like to give Fighters History an honorable mention. Hell that shit was so trash Capcom tried to sue Data East for biting Street Fighter II so hard (Capcom lost the suit).


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107554, LTDFAO... MOCHIZUKI.... WINS.
Posted by Dr Claw, Sat Jun-09-07 12:02 PM
>I'd also like to give Fighters History an honorable mention.
>Hell that shit was so trash Capcom tried to sue Data East for
>biting Street Fighter II so hard (Capcom lost the suit).

Way of the Warrior was some bullshit.
107364, I don't have much to work with here, but...
Posted by CollegeMK, Thu Jun-07-07 05:50 PM

...I remember a game that was given a 20% because it apparently sucked. It was a psuedo-anime adventure that pissed off the editors because they didn't like seeing animated puppies on frisbees getting blown up by a crossbred rabbit girl.

Umm...does that ring a bell?

Also, MTV Music Generator 2. The first one was classic, but the sequel was incredibly flawed.
107940, Music Generator 3 was the Worst
Posted by Sarkazm, Wed Jun-13-07 10:57 AM
Didn't have nearly the options of 1 and 2. Probably because they had another developer make the game.
107944, "Beer Tapper"; and "Leprichuan" have to be up there too...
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Wed Jun-13-07 12:01 PM
...im talkin arcade games here ..Beer Tapper was only somewhat cool because it had a "budweiser" logo in the game ..Leprichuan was just weird, creepy and bad