"Errand Fraudgers' 2019 NFL Season Excuse-Counter"
Didn't get OBJ
Didn't get AB
Didn't get Earl
DID get three new starters on D (Amos and the Smiths)
This will end in one of his receivers getting blamed for the ending the packers' season by running the wrong route in the second quarter of a divisional playoff game.
Meanwhile, BradyGOAT AKA The Avocado Avenger AKA Passton Martin AKA Captain Inflammation Information Dissemination AKA The Checkdown Chess Master AKA The Playa Who Only Eats Pink Salt...FROM DA HIMALAAAAYAAAAAAS! AKA He On PEDS And Y'all Mad His Cheating Methods Are He Light Years Ahead of The Testing AKA Underneath The Coverage Armour AKA Rascal Flats AKA Lex Steele Because He Hits White Wides On The Regular AKA Blacker Nieces Than Most Uncle Toms AKA Blacker Than Most Brothas Who Go To Brazil To Get A Wife...
...is about to make BRAXTON BERRIOS a household name in 9 months.