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Walleye
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Tue Nov-14-17 09:08 PM

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"Paul Molitor won an award for managing"


          

Whatever the 2017 Minnesota Twins were, a team whose manager comically tripped over his own dick was not one of them. Paul Molitor did not take this team and run it into the side of a mountain because somebody had painted a train tunnel there. Paul Molitor did not start cleaning his blunderbuss, only to have it discharge accidentally, leaving his face a sooty mess and his beak on the wrong side of his head. Paul Molitor did not fall in love with a black cat with a white stripe which he wrongly believed was a skunk.

Tory Luvullo won in the NL. Molitor beat Francona, Hinch, and Gerardi, in that order.

None of these men hit any doubles or recorded any outs.

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wait, was this in a Warner Bros. cartoon that I missed?
Nov 14th 2017
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more likely Ralph Bakshi
Nov 15th 2017
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Luvollo is so dope, always wanted him to be the manager for the Blue Jay...
Nov 15th 2017
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40thStreetBlack
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Tue Nov-14-17 10:17 PM

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1. "wait, was this in a Warner Bros. cartoon that I missed?"
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>comically tripped over his own dick was not one of them. Paul

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Castro
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Wed Nov-15-17 03:02 PM

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2. "more likely Ralph Bakshi"
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Heinz
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Wed Nov-15-17 04:27 PM

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3. "Luvollo is so dope, always wanted him to be the manager for the Blue Jay..."
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He came from our organization


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