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Flash80
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"chip kelly defends his black qb, sons entitled curmudgeon lowell cohn"


          

https://twitter.com/Mr_KevinJones/status/779042688020520960/video/1

lesean mccoy clutching pearls somewhere.

  

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Chip has common sense...
Sep 23rd 2016
1
lol Cohn got owned
Sep 23rd 2016
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these journalists need to report the news and stop tryna become it.
Sep 23rd 2016
3
Cohn's voice is making me cringe
Sep 23rd 2016
4
dude said "we have a fundamental disagreement"...NO, FUCKO...
Sep 23rd 2016
5
a gaping hemorrhoidal one at that.
Sep 23rd 2016
6
yeah. he's been a prick for a looong time
Sep 23rd 2016
12
Lmao, what a fucking imbecile
Sep 23rd 2016
7
I was hoping Kelly was gonna go full Parcells though.
Sep 23rd 2016
8
yeah, I needed that to be Parcells or even Belichick
Sep 23rd 2016
10
cohn must've thought he'd get kelly to come out against kap
Sep 23rd 2016
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How dare he answer questions that were asked of him
Sep 23rd 2016
11
right? like it's a huge logical trap that he falls into
Sep 23rd 2016
14
Chip making up for the Riley Cooper thing
Sep 23rd 2016
13
motherfucker said "he needs to say 'i'll answer this another time'"
Sep 23rd 2016
15
this dude cohn sounds like a cunt.
Sep 24th 2016
16
RE: Chip and relationship to Black players
Sep 24th 2016
17
Cohn exposes himself, knows literally nothing about football:
Oct 18th 2016
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"Old Media" is responsible for dramatically oversimplifying the game of
Oct 18th 2016
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LOL...hilarisad
Oct 18th 2016
20
Good grief
Oct 18th 2016
21
holy shit he's dumb
Oct 18th 2016
22
some people need Jesus, this dude needs Madden(the game)
Oct 19th 2016
23
wow, how'd that make it to print.
Oct 19th 2016
24
Dude could have just googled "inside twist football"
Oct 19th 2016
25
.... but that would require work. And he doesn't get paid for that.
Oct 19th 2016
26
and sadly, after lowell finally lays down for the dirt nap...
Oct 19th 2016
27
RE: chip kelly defends his black qb, sons entitled curmudgeon lowell coh...
Oct 20th 2016
28

gmltheone
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1. "Chip has common sense..."
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That was an easy one. Grandstanding ass reporter. Asking about taking over the locker room...while taking over the press room.
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Same as it ever was!

  

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Amritsar
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Fri Sep-23-16 12:25 PM

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2. "lol Cohn got owned"
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Fri Sep-23-16 12:28 PM by Amritsar

  

          

He's been butthurt over Kap from the beginning.


During the good ol days when Kap was surly toward reporters.


Thankfully we do have some great Niner beat writers (Matt Barrows and Matt Maiocco) to balance out the Cohn spin zone

  

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Reeq
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Fri Sep-23-16 12:34 PM

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3. "these journalists need to report the news and stop tryna become it."
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4. "Cohn's voice is making me cringe"
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guy sounds like a complete fucking asshole. old media needs to die so soon.

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5. "dude said "we have a fundamental disagreement"...NO, FUCKO..."
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Fri Sep-23-16 01:19 PM by Dstl1

          

you're being an asshole. They ask him questions, he answers them. The fuck was even his point?

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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6. "a gaping hemorrhoidal one at that."
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>guy sounds like a complete fucking asshole. old media needs
>to die so soon.

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Flash80
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12. "yeah. he's been a prick for a looong time"
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another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IqOEeX-Wfw

basically lowell and the friendship he had with bill walsh, which he shoehorns into print at every opportunity, got him feeling like he can say whatever, whenever.

that and being old and white.

  

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LA2Philly
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7. "Lmao, what a fucking imbecile "
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"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

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Buck
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8. "I was hoping Kelly was gonna go full Parcells though."
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10. "yeah, I needed that to be Parcells or even Belichick"
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who would've told him to fuck off explicitly -- if only for interrupting and talking over them.

Chip should just blackout the local media with trite answers as long as Cohn is in the audience.

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9. "cohn must've thought he'd get kelly to come out against kap"
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and just way overplayed his hand.

whatever chip feels about the protest, any half smart coach doesn't want to let some media guy lead the railroading of one of his players, cohn's an idiot.

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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11. "How dare he answer questions that were asked of him"
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Because if he didn't, nobody would've wrote "Kaepernick Silent After Huge Win" headlines.

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14. "right? like it's a huge logical trap that he falls into"
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kaepernick is actually *required* to talk to the media, how could anyone be angry because he's doing what he is obligated by the team to do?

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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13. "Chip making up for the Riley Cooper thing"
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Dude's gonna be tweeting pictures of himself in a BLM tshirt at Shady McCoy pretty soon.

  

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15. "motherfucker said "he needs to say 'i'll answer this another time'""
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says any reporter ever???

dripping wet douche

Chip did his biz, respect for that

  

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16. "this dude cohn sounds like a cunt."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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17. "RE: Chip and relationship to Black players"
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Sat Sep-24-16 06:55 PM by obsidianchrysalis

  

          

Hearing Chip make comments of support towards Colin strikes me as a position he wouldn't have taken when he was coach with the Eagles.

Given how some players on the Eagles mentioned that Chip's style rubbed them wrong, especially as it related to a clash of attitudes based up one race, it is striking in a good way that Chip is more welcoming of the right of Colin to protest while playing on the team.

Also, is this reporter consciously trying to play contrarian to get attention for his articles or column? He disagrees... And...?

AFAIK, he isn't a political columnist. Who cares what his stance is?

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18. "Cohn exposes himself, knows literally nothing about football:"
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http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/6201808-181/lowell-cohn-this-49ers-mess

from his Monday op-ed about the 49ers collapse:

"Kelly talks technical football to extricate himself from answering hard, fair questions. He knows the media won’t understand a word he’s saying, puts up a verbal shield.

"On Monday, he went on and on about something the Bills defense did called the “inside twist.” Is it a dance? Whatever the twist is, the Niners didn’t handle it in that 45-16 embarrassment. Come on, baby, let’s do the twist."

LMAO. boy, Kelly must've really been speaking in tongues when he started talking about "quarters coverage" and "sub-packages". baffling! this is why most players and coaches do not respect the old media: they actually know *ZERO* about the game they criticize others for.

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19. ""Old Media" is responsible for dramatically oversimplifying the game of "
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>http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/6201808-181/lowell-cohn-this-49ers-mess
>
>from his Monday op-ed about the 49ers collapse:
>
>"Kelly talks technical football to extricate himself from
>answering hard, fair questions. He knows the media won’t
>understand a word he’s saying, puts up a verbal shield.
>
>"On Monday, he went on and on about something the Bills
>defense did called the “inside twist.” Is it a dance?
>Whatever the twist is, the Niners didn’t handle it in that
>45-16 embarrassment. Come on, baby, let’s do the twist."
>
>LMAO. boy, Kelly must've really been speaking in tongues when
>he started talking about "quarters coverage" and
>"sub-packages". baffling! this is why most players and coaches
>do not respect the old media: they actually know *ZERO* about
>the game they criticize others for.


football. They've done such a disservice to the sport. Many of the intricacies of the game have been underappreciated by the masses for years.

  

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20. "LOL...hilarisad"
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21. "Good grief"
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That may be the most illuminating example of just how ignorant members of the media are when it comes to sports knowledge. Looking for narratives all the time, no due diligence, just pure garbage.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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22. "holy shit he's dumb"
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www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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23. "some people need Jesus, this dude needs Madden(the game)"
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24. "wow, how'd that make it to print."
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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25. "Dude could have just googled "inside twist football""
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26. ".... but that would require work. And he doesn't get paid for that."
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27. "and sadly, after lowell finally lays down for the dirt nap..."
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we'll still have to contend with his sycophantic son, grant.

  

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28. "RE: chip kelly defends his black qb, sons entitled curmudgeon lowell coh..."
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