http://www.theonion.com/article/greg-hardy-assures-tony-romo-hes-seen-ex-girlfrien-51937
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Sensitive topic, they couldn't go ham. A+ concept, but the execution didn't match. Still, I laughed right at the headline.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.