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I. Week 12 Recap
I think this is the first week that everyone scored in triple digits, nice work guys.
One Sixteen 171.48, Yahoo Public League Also Rans 111.14 – Shells’ postseason hopes take a serious hit from my team’s scoring the 2nd highest point total this season
Bernard Jarvis Green Ellis LLC 110.06, NYU Football 102.96 – Ceej squeaks by Smuts to extend his win streak and stay in first place
AM GoHards 139.86, mad science 109.44 – Ernie’s team is getting hot just at the right time, Matt cements his spot in the Ass Bracket
The Brain Heenans 120.92, Vanessa Lane Bryant 120.88 – Cere is the lucky one, getting one of the closest wins in Blowhards history over Shawn, who can now say he’s truly justified in making those keeper trades
The ProfessionaLLLLs 114.90, Harbor City Whoo-Ride 102.46 – Good thing Pro played Coolidge this week
Super Generic Team Name IV 135.20, Imbruglia These Nutz 133.42 – Too little too late for Longo as Will gives him a ticket to join him in the Conso Bracket
II. Playoff Picture 1. Ceej 2. Myself Both of us are pretty much locks to get in, and can clinch with wins this weekend.
3. Pro Pro is also pretty much a lock, just needs to win these last 2 games.
4. Ernie 5. Cere With both of these guys having the same record, if they both win out it will come down to the tiebreaker which is points scored. Ernie has about a 40 point lead on Cere so far, so winning with high scores is crucial for both of these guys the next 2 weeks
6. Shelly Professor is down but not mathematically out, he can get in if he wins out but he’s going to need help from Ernie or Cere to drop their next two, as he won’t be able to beat them with the tiebreaker since his total points are too low.
III. Hindsight is 20/20
From bshelly (Week 1 Update/Week 2 Preview post): Why THE PROFESSIONALS shouldn’t get cocky: Admit it, dog. I could offer you Pierre Thomas for half your team and you’d have to say yes. You have wife-beater karma and will until you make a four-figure donation to now AND wear pink all October. You need to do what I did: let other people endure the years of bad karma for having a woman hating psychopath, then scoop in when the karma’s exhausted itself. Anyway, this team is two studs and hot garbage.
Should the HARBOR CITY WHOO RIDE panic: Nope. Of all the losers, Warren had the best week. Kelvin Benjamin is officially frisky, Steve Smith is officially alive, and any owner who wants a serviceable running back has to start shopping with a call to the Harbor City. If he can work a Rivers platoon with a suddenly frisky Tannehill, Warren Cooldige gonna finish ahead of all y’all jive turkeys 1nce again…lololol….
From Warren Coolidge (Week 1 Preview post): you've seen this movie before sara.... Warren Coolidge builds depth....has the highest scoring DST (Bears a couple years ago..last year the Panthers).... Flips scripts to put a WR corp together (picking up Victor Cruz BEFORE he had his first NFL reception....lol..come on man... you can't fukk wit me...lol.... then last year Edelman and Riley Cooper.... )
That's the formula that finishes ahead of you in the standings sara....
you see it every year...
From TheProfessional (Week 1 Update/Week 2 Preview post) looking around the league, warren's team is better than we thought it was, KC's team is worse than we thought it was (thanks in part to getting hammered with bad breaks early), and shells and sarah have nowhere to go but down. starting allen hurns in week 1 is indeed an act of desperation and generally a bad omen for the future, even though it ended up working out, so that's settled. dropping 38 bills on justin forsett is also a bad sign. and, ceej, in case you were wondering, adrian peterson was one of the players on my do not draft list. kept that one on the low 'cause i didn't want you handcuffing him. be nicer to me and next year i'll give you my list before the draft.
From Warren Coolidge (Week 4 Update/Week 5 Preview post) you need to take a page from sorry ass Ernie…See…Ernie knows when to shut the fukk up…. Remember all that shit that was talked?? I’m 1-3 and he ain’t saying shit now because he knows he’s a couple of weeks from being passed in the whoo-ride in the standing …..again….and those worst WRs in the league turned out to be as good a set of WRs any team has… its’ called acumen gentlemen… write it down..
From Matt (Week 5 Update/Week 6 Preview post): no punt buddy… although its not a great deal, i think B.T. is actually #1 level, and when he gets hurt again I have crow. I had nothing resembling a #1 back and they are hard to come by. Also, I believe Sankey will come through soon (famous last words), and colston is a fine #2 WR. Now I can play Russ and when Ingram returns I actually have some power at RB... i'm trying to make lemons.. sometimes energy just needs to be shifted (said after trading Rodgers/Fred Jackson/V. Cruz for Ben Tate/B. Sankey/M. Colston)
From Shawn (Week 5 Update/Week 6 Preview post): This is Tecmo Bowl. Fuck punting. We all might be dead next year.
From cereffusion (Week 8 Update/Week 9 Preview post): kc's team is a fraud and everyone knows it
From cereffusion (Week 9 Update post): Let’s be real – KC’s team did not deserve to be 7-1 coming in at 10th in points against. With the loss he drops into second place and 6th overall in points scored. Don’t be shocked to see a quick fall here with a strong chance he falls outside out of the playoffs. Meanwhile, some guy named Shawn has risen from the grave to win four in a row and suddenly become a contender. The two-headed monster of Foster/Charles is scary but his QBs and WRs are middling at best. That said – he has Gronk so big points will always be a threat.
IV. Week 13 Preview
GAME OF THE WEEK Ceej v Cere – Cere needs this win bad to keep playoff hopes alive, Ceej wants to continue his winning streak and hold on first place
OTHER GAMES OF NOTE None, everyone is either trying to play spoiler or trying to keep their postseason hopes alive. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.....
We the children of the Light, you know what I mean? That's why I'm hating on the darkness like Paula Deen Cause in my hood they masked up like it's Halloween We going hard for the Rock, but we not some fiends - Andy Mineo
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