Fan Experience: Stadium’s famous pirate ship will now fire once for every yard gained by offense
Panthers
Roster: Offseason departures of receivers Steve Smith, Ted Ginn Jr., Brandon LaFell, and Domenik Hixon pave way for anyone interested in becoming a wide receiver in the NFL
Falcons
OSN Stat: Steven Jackson averages 3.3 thoughts of retirement per carry.
Saints
Weaknesses: Saints lack proper motivation now that they no longer can make a paltry sum of money for ruining an opposing player’s career; Lack of natural disasters in recent years has cut into team’s likability
Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86673 posts
Fri Sep-05-14 12:44 PM
8. "Figured they'd take the easy/inaccurate Jaguars joke route." In response to Reply # 6
The real joke is that no one knows anything about the Jaguars. Their ticket sales are higher than they've been in years, and they're obviously not moving the franchise to London.
But in order to make accurate jokes about the Jaguars, you and your readers have to care enough about the Jaguars. Which no one outside of Jacksonville really does. The general public wouldn't get the jokes about the ridiculous cabanas Khan installed in Everbank, which are ripe for mockery (although they've sold out, so what the hell do I know?). So the same jokes continue. Sigh.
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