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"Ravens WR Jacoby Jones injured by stripper on party bus (swipe)"


  

          

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23804560/report-ravens-wr-jacoby-jones-injured-by-stripper-on-party-bus

We haven't heard from Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones since Week 1 when he sprained his MCL in Baltimore's 49-27 loss to the Denver Broncos.

If you're wondering how Jones' rehab is going, it's going well enough that he was on a party bus early Monday morning with teammate Bryant McKinnie and a stripper named Sweet Pea. And apparently, Sweet Pea and Jones didn't get along.

According to TMZ.com, Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with a 'gigantic Ace of Spades bottle.' After Jones was hit with the bottle, an ambulance was reportedly called for 'a bleeding male.' According to TMZ, not only did the blow to the head hurt Jones, but he was bleeding everywhere after it happened.

One of Jones' friends reportedly tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea, but McKinnie stopped the friend and then a fight broke out between McKinnie and Jones' friend, according to TMZ.

It's not clear why Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with the bottle. It's also not clear how big the Ace of Spades bottle was. Ace of Spades bottles come in eight sizes, ranging from 750-milliliters to 30-liters. You can see the big bottle at the bottom of the page.

The whole situation occurred around 3 a.m. ET Monday. Authorities responded to the scene, however no arrests were made.

McKinnie, Jones and several other unidentified Ravens teammates were out celebrating McKinnie's 34th birthday. The Ravens were coming off of a 30-9 win over Houston on Sunday that kicked off at 1 p.m. ET.


  

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Some of the funniest sentences I've ever read in a news report:
Sep 23rd 2013
1
i like how they are sure to namedrop the brand in the article.
Sep 23rd 2013
30
B-Mac's last 2 instagram posts...
Sep 23rd 2013
2
GET IT MAC!!!!
Sep 23rd 2013
5
bryant mckinnie always fucking w/ some strippers! LOL
Sep 23rd 2013
3
Sex Boat to Sex Bus!
Sep 23rd 2013
7
      make a venn diagram w/ ANY mode of transportation + strippers
Sep 23rd 2013
11
           he is holding shit together.
Sep 23rd 2013
12
           Sex 'Copters -- (Helicopters ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)
Sep 23rd 2013
14
           Sex Planes -- (JetBlue ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)
Sep 23rd 2013
15
           Sex Scooter -- (Moped ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)
Sep 23rd 2013
           lol
Sep 23rd 2013
17
           Sex Rocket -- (Virgin Galactic ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)
Sep 23rd 2013
18
           Hovercrafts, Bubble Baths, Duffle Bags Stuffed with Cash
Sep 23rd 2013
21
           Hot air ballon, NFL goons, Bitch bet NOT leave that basket too soon!
Sep 23rd 2013
25
                Sex Bus, pay the fare, hop on deez down dere;
Sep 23rd 2013
29
                     lol, mf you been on one all day!
Sep 23rd 2013
31
                          awwwl damn day. work has been extra stupid. i got no patience. nm
Sep 23rd 2013
49
           and add SEX AMBULANCE for last night's debacle
Sep 23rd 2013
23
           SEXPA (Vespa ( ( McKinnies ) ) strippers)
Sep 23rd 2013
38
gotta hear both sides (c)
Sep 23rd 2013
4
lmao
Sep 23rd 2013
8
YES!!! (c)Nasty Marv
Sep 23rd 2013
10
ZERO CHANCE that bottle broke on Jacobys dome
Sep 23rd 2013
6
It had to be empty right? Or that was one big-ass broad.... n/m
Sep 23rd 2013
22
Is this the young woman? (NWS)
Sep 23rd 2013
9
Illegal hit on a defenseless playa
Sep 23rd 2013
13
bwahahahah.
Sep 23rd 2013
19
LOL! nm
Sep 23rd 2013
35
archive
Sep 23rd 2013
47
Hahaha
Sep 24th 2013
68
FRED SMOOT WAS NOT THERE.
Sep 23rd 2013
16
The 2/3 of the Earth covered by water, and not Smoot
Sep 23rd 2013
28
some of the comments on reddit are hilarious...
Sep 23rd 2013
32
      this segment had me dyin
Sep 23rd 2013
55
lesean mccoy readin the news like, 'yo, chiilllll'. nm
Sep 23rd 2013
20
The amount of joke material in this story is staggering
Sep 23rd 2013
24
Sex Boat >> Kassim Osgood Story >>Stripper Bus
Sep 23rd 2013
27
no arrests were made, because Jacoby can't even catch a charge
Sep 23rd 2013
26
well played...
Sep 23rd 2013
33
Come up short .. Sweet Pea is bussin heads.
Sep 23rd 2013
34
RE: Come up short .. Sweet Pea is bussin heads.
Sep 23rd 2013
39
Bands or Ambalambz... choose one.
Sep 23rd 2013
52
      lol
Sep 23rd 2013
53
      LOL
Sep 24th 2013
65
lol...being invited to a mobile Bryant Mckinny event must put these
Sep 23rd 2013
36
What's really funny is dude posts daily scriptures on instagram, lol...
Sep 23rd 2013
37
who else you follow on instagram, buddy?
Sep 23rd 2013
40
Lmao
Sep 23rd 2013
42
A bunch of random ass athletes, celebrities, models, etc., its more...
Sep 23rd 2013
43
Jesus loved dem hoes too, let thee who is w/out sin smash the 1st bottle
Sep 23rd 2013
41
I always say they kept Mary Magdalene around for more that washing feet
Sep 23rd 2013
45
Ass & you shall receive
Sep 23rd 2013
44
married players like, i was just getting a ride to Eastern Ave.
Sep 23rd 2013
50
didn't Bryant eat some stripper p*ssy on the sex boat??
Sep 23rd 2013
54
"Runnin through the okra patch" (c) Fred Smoot
Sep 26th 2013
79
m_w_ld_ m__re says stop asking about the married players
Sep 26th 2013
78
Nothing better than strippers and likka to help rehab a knee
Sep 23rd 2013
46
who has sweet pea's draft rights?
Sep 23rd 2013
48
The BroncHoes
Sep 23rd 2013
51
      The BrolicHoes
Sep 26th 2013
73
possible Sweet Pea sighting...
Sep 23rd 2013
56
thick
Sep 23rd 2013
58
Hmmm...
Sep 24th 2013
59
Aw you know her fam? Spill it!
Sep 24th 2013
60
Did 'Kinnie have the foresight to pass out dog tags to all his guests?
Sep 24th 2013
71
damn, poor Speedy Claxton's wiz caught up in all this?
Sep 26th 2013
80
This post needs a theme song....
Sep 23rd 2013
57
Peeeeeea & Mr., Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
Sep 24th 2013
72
Always beware people from the hood with disarmingly cute/goofy nicknames
Sep 24th 2013
61
real talk, lol...
Sep 24th 2013
62
word to Pernell Whitaker
Sep 24th 2013
64
can you IMAGINE how many ni&&as tried to clown this small
Sep 26th 2013
77
^ forgot lefty, cornbread, skate, cheese, pete, tay tay, mook, & peanut ...
Sep 24th 2013
66
McKinnie needs to teach a rookie symposium...
Sep 24th 2013
63
or they can just watch Player's Club on blue-ray..
Sep 24th 2013
67
      they released player's club on blu ray?
Sep 24th 2013
69
After seeing a picture of her, 30-liter bottle isn't out of the question
Sep 24th 2013
70
this post in visual form
Sep 26th 2013
74
lmao
Sep 26th 2013
75
this is some spectacular shit, b. i want a private equity firm or
Sep 26th 2013
76
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq3kpKDpd1qafsjwo1_400.gif
Sep 26th 2013
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1. "Some of the funniest sentences I've ever read in a news report:"
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>According to TMZ.com, Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with a
>'gigantic Ace of Spades bottle.'

>It's not clear why Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with the
>bottle. It's also not clear how big the Ace of Spades bottle
>was. Ace of Spades bottles come in eight sizes, ranging from
>750-milliliters to 30-liters. You can see the big bottle at
>the bottom of the page.

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30. "i like how they are sure to namedrop the brand in the article. "
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picturing a vaguely ethnic type cat holding up a glass and a big ass bottle.

"we know you have a LOT of choices of how to get fucked up. but if you wanna party AND buss somebody upside they head with a champagne bottle? ace of spades is the trump card".


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2. "B-Mac's last 2 instagram posts..."
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5. "GET IT MAC!!!! "
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3. "bryant mckinnie always fucking w/ some strippers! LOL"
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i like it


does it even matter?

  

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7. "Sex Boat to Sex Bus!"
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11. "make a venn diagram w/ ANY mode of transportation + strippers"
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and bryant mckinnie will be in the muhfuckin UNION set.


(Hovercraft (( McKinnie )) Strippers)


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12. "he is holding shit together. "
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14. "Sex 'Copters -- (Helicopters ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)"
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15. "Sex Planes -- (JetBlue ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)"
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"Sex Scooter -- (Moped ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)"


  

          

lookin like some bearenstains bears shit. oh! 3 on 1 again! after they crash on pulaski hwy


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17. "lol"
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"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."

  

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18. "Sex Rocket -- (Virgin Galactic ( ( McKinnie ) ) Strippers)"
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21. "Hovercrafts, Bubble Baths, Duffle Bags Stuffed with Cash"
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(c) Cam

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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25. "Hot air ballon, NFL goons, Bitch bet NOT leave that basket too soon!"
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29. "Sex Bus, pay the fare, hop on deez down dere;"
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illegal helmet contact, yo, the teeth unfair;
game over? we just startin, check these inner city backdrops;
no tokens if you smokin, first stop is backshots;
iont care if we lost, we finna party like the champs;
an run up in ya backfield till my hams get cramps;
got some girls that need a ride? come inside, we gotcha;
4th quarter, no water, strictly gatorade and vodka;




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31. "lol, mf you been on one all day!"
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49. "awwwl damn day. work has been extra stupid. i got no patience. nm"
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23. "and add SEX AMBULANCE for last night's debacle"
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38. "SEXPA (Vespa ( ( McKinnies ) ) strippers)"
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Mon Sep-23-13 04:55 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

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4. "gotta hear both sides (c)"
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10. "YES!!! (c)Nasty Marv"
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6. "ZERO CHANCE that bottle broke on Jacobys dome"
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zero

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22. "It had to be empty right? Or that was one big-ass broad.... n/m"
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9. "Is this the young woman? (NWS)"
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http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshhltuY49H22Bk1CUAd


http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshh3r5h19f47b95R0Q0


http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshhekJyq7fAFB6r6V90

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13. "Illegal hit on a defenseless playa"
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Goodell that ho
_________________________________________

Lately I've had the strangest feeling.... that you were GOOOONNNNEEEE

  

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19. "bwahahahah. "
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35. "LOL! nm"
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does it even matter?

  

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47. "archive"
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numbers look crooked like king kong shook it - jdilla

  

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68. "Hahaha"
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---------------------------------
<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
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16. "FRED SMOOT WAS NOT THERE."
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http://thebiglead.com/2013/09/23/fred-smoot-confirmed-he-was-not-on-the-party-bus-with-bryant-mckinnie/

  

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28. "The 2/3 of the Earth covered by water, and not Smoot"
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32. "some of the comments on reddit are hilarious..."
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http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1mz1pa/rnfl_this_is_fred_smoot_and_i_was_not_on_the/

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55. "this segment had me dyin"
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PatriotsTSiev7 706 points 6 hours ago
I just hope Sweet Pea is alright. I have her on my fantasy stripper team.
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Vikingsstanknutz1985 421 points 6 hours ago
Lucky. My team has been ravaged by gonorrhea early in the season.
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Redskinsnatidude 295 points 5 hours ago
You knew Essence and Lexus were gonorrhea threats when you drafted them though
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Broncosgiselajames 232 points 5 hours ago
But you gotta gamble on those deep throats... THREATS !
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Billsbeckerist 71 points 5 hours ago
You never know a sleeper until it's too late
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Seahawksaedeos 41 points 4 hours ago
That's why you go for those with coke tendencies over heroin
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Jaguarsseamonkee 21 points 3 hours ago
Awww. Now I miss Matt Jones.
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Redskinsthreeinchesoffury 33 points 4 hours ago
Gotta watch the college cams, lots of new nursing majors dropping out daily and hitting the waiver wire
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numbers look crooked like king kong shook it - jdilla

  

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20. "lesean mccoy readin the news like, 'yo, chiilllll'. nm"
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24. "The amount of joke material in this story is staggering"
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27. "Sex Boat >> Kassim Osgood Story >>Stripper Bus"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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26. "no arrests were made, because Jacoby can't even catch a charge"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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33. "well played..."
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34. "Come up short .. Sweet Pea is bussin heads."
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39. "RE: Come up short .. Sweet Pea is bussin heads."
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Yep...she don't play that Atari....

GOAT of his era......long live Prince.....God is alive....

  

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52. "Bands or Ambalambz... choose one. "
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peace & blessings,

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53. "lol"
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65. "LOL"
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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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36. "lol...being invited to a mobile Bryant Mckinny event must put these"
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guys in a very difficult situation.... I mean in the back of their minds they probably really want to go...particularly the really really young guys.....

but then you think of how bad your spot could get blown up if something goes wrong...

wonder if any married players were on the bus like they was on the boat...lol

  

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37. "What's really funny is dude posts daily scriptures on instagram, lol..."
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I can't wait to see what he posts tomorrow

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40. "who else you follow on instagram, buddy?"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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42. "Lmao"
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http://i.imgur.com/vPqCzVU.jpg

  

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43. "A bunch of random ass athletes, celebrities, models, etc., its more..."
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interesting than twitter to me

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41. "Jesus loved dem hoes too, let thee who is w/out sin smash the 1st bottle"
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https://soundcloud.com/matt-koelling-666011203

www.somethinginthewudder.com

https://twitter.com/nostrabombus

https://www.facebook.com/matt.koelling.96

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https://www.linkedin.com/in/matt-koelling-438a80

  

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45. "I always say they kept Mary Magdalene around for more that washing feet"
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44. "Ass & you shall receive"
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>I can't wait to see what he posts tomorrow

  

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50. "married players like, i was just getting a ride to Eastern Ave. "
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peace & blessings,

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54. "didn't Bryant eat some stripper p*ssy on the sex boat??"
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maybe the guys didn't believe that he actually did that on the boat, and got on the bus to see if he'd do it again...lol.

  

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79. ""Runnin through the okra patch" (c) Fred Smoot"
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"I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try."

  

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78. "m_w_ld_ m__re says stop asking about the married players"
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46. "Nothing better than strippers and likka to help rehab a knee"
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48. "who has sweet pea's draft rights?"
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can the Packers pick her up off the (champagne bottle)waver wire?

  

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51. "The BroncHoes"
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..

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73. "The BrolicHoes"
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peace & blessings,

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56. "possible Sweet Pea sighting..."
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http://thebiglead.com/2013/09/23/sweet-pea-stripper-who-hit-jacoby-jones-with-a-champagne-bottle-is-probably-this-woman/

unfortunately her instagram is private...

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58. "thick"
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“Floyd Mayweather should be taking fights up to 157 or 160 pounds...His frame can hold the weight..it's not even a lot of weight....Go to the gym and lift weights man..lol.”-- Warren Coolidge

  

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59. "Hmmm..."
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60. "Aw you know her fam? Spill it!"
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71. "Did 'Kinnie have the foresight to pass out dog tags to all his guests?"
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Looks like they snapped that pic of JJ right before he got clocked

  

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80. "damn, poor Speedy Claxton's wiz caught up in all this?"
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that NBA-pay downgraded to Hofstra Special Assistant money will have a bitch actin' funny.

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57. "This post needs a theme song...."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyoNBjVofA0



You gon' live forever
Whether you want to or not
Some of us gon' end up holy
Some of us gon' end up hot.....

  

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72. "Peeeeeea & Mr., Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones"
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61. "Always beware people from the hood with disarmingly cute/goofy nicknames"
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If it's something that only their family members call them then you probably don't need to worry.
But if their friends/associates refer to them as Sweet Pea/Jughead/Man Man/Boo Boo/Shrimp/Boosie/Cookie etc. them mufuggas are not to be played with.
_________________________________________

Lately I've had the strangest feeling.... that you were GOOOONNNNEEEE

  

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62. "real talk, lol..."
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>If it's something that only their family members call them
>then you probably don't need to worry.
>But if their friends/associates refer to them as Sweet
>Pea/Jughead/Man Man/Boo Boo/Shrimp/Boosie/Cookie etc. them
>mufuggas are not to be played with.

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64. "word to Pernell Whitaker"
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Dallas Heatvricks BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!!

  

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77. "can you IMAGINE how many ni&&as tried to clown this small "
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ass cat off break just hearing his name, and he 10 pieced 'em immediately.

dudes all swole up and don't een know why.

pernell was a bad mofo.


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66. "^ forgot lefty, cornbread, skate, cheese, pete, tay tay, mook, & peanut ..."
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uoeno - lolololololol
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63. "McKinnie needs to teach a rookie symposium..."
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Titled


"Don't do what I do. EVER!"

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Same as it ever was!

  

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67. "or they can just watch Player's Club on blue-ray.."
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69. "they released player's club on blu ray?"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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70. "After seeing a picture of her, 30-liter bottle isn't out of the question"
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74. "this post in visual form"
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poetx thought he was bored at work? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTT

http://www.weebly.com/uploads/2/2/5/4/22544360/582368_orig.jpg

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75. "lmao"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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76. "this is some spectacular shit, b. i want a private equity firm or "
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public awareness campaign with this graphic.





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81. "http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq3kpKDpd1qafsjwo1_400.gif"
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq3kpKDpd1qafsjwo1_400.gif

https://soundcloud.com/matt-koelling-666011203

www.somethinginthewudder.com

https://twitter.com/nostrabombus

https://www.facebook.com/matt.koelling.96

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