Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to introduce you to the Internet's next trick shot sensation.
He may not have the professional credentials of Kyle Singler or the connections of Dude Perfect, but 2-year-old Titus is here to stay.
In a video released earlier this week, baby Titus nails buckets from all different angles (lying down, sitting down, standing up) and at all different hoops -- everything from the arcade baskets at Chuck E. Cheese's to a 7-foot rim. And his accuracy is unbelievable.
It doesn't get much better (or younger) than this.
1. "Shit is nuts even if they edited that and he took a million shots" In response to Reply # 0
for a 2 yr old thats just insane. I fully went in expecting to hate, now im just mad at myself for not putting in the countless hours to make my son this good.
--- "though time has passed, im still the future" (c) black thought
8. "yeah..he cleaned the rack and hit the money ball lol" In response to Reply # 6
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
13. "lol the ball before it seemed like it was the same damn size" In response to Reply # 10
as the hoop haha
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
5. "typical white player, great shooter...horrible defenders." In response to Reply # 0
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
auragin_boi Member since Aug 01st 2003 20939 posts
Wed Feb-06-13 11:25 AM
9. "lol damn...I do have this racist stance that all white guys " In response to Reply # 5 Wed Feb-06-13 11:29 AM by auragin_boi
should have flame J's. I've played enough ball to know that isn't true but i'm saying...it SHOULD be true.
I think I actually lose respect/confidence in a white guy if he can't shoot. He has to redeem himself as a balls out bamma hustle player for me to say 'ok, respect due' if he has no J.
If a black dude can't shoot, I give more leeway but he needs to dribble and pass or rebound and defend or be athletic in some way or he gets de-ranked too lol
My racist hoops stances: White - Flame J Black - handles & athletic Asian - Super quick/fast and handles Indian - The hell are you on the court for? lol European - Hustle, Grit, unorthodox shot but consistent Though I've met indian guys who can hoop...but only a handful.
11. "Laws of Nature, man" In response to Reply # 9
When I used to go to basketball games in college, me and my buddy would watch it whenever some scrubby looking white gunner (and occasionally our scrubby white gunner, Mike Roll) would light us up from deep, and we would just turn to each other and go, "hey man, laws of nature..."
We had to slow down when we realized we were surrounded by white people and we can't call every white player Laws of Nature.
My racist hoops stances: White - Flame J Black - handles & athletic Asian - Super quick/fast and handles
you can add hustle and never getting tired to asian too.
my view is that whites have the hoop in the backyard...sometimes in a driveway, sometimes on grass. They ain't dribbling and running games back there but they shooting for hours.
blacks are walking to the neighborhood park, practicing their behind the back dribbles and crossovers on light posts and such and jumping to see if they can touch the light, ceiling, exit signs etc. in their buildings improves their hops.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
22. "my 2 year old watches this video over and over now..." In response to Reply # 0 Thu Feb-07-13 01:26 PM by My_SP1200_Broken_Aga
....he claps and gets exited every time the kid in the video makes a basket ...he plays with his little tykes hoop constantly now and insisted on sleeping with the basketball in his bed that night
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