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JUNE June 9th – Brazil v. Argentina, 3 PM ET MetLife Stadium East Rutherford, NJ Why we’re excited: It would be an insult to your intelligence and ours if we needed to actually give a reason why we might be excited about a game between Brazil and Argentina. It’s like having to give a reason for why peanut and chocolate are the greatest food combination known to mankind.
June 23rd – Lionel Messi & Friends v. The World, TBD Sun Life Stadium Miami, FL Why we’re excited: It might be easier to run down a list of reason we’re not excited for this one. Wait, can it be a list if there’s nothing on it? This match, part of the World Soccer Masters Tour, will feature Messi, Falcao, Diego Forlán, Didier Drogba, Dani Alves, Javier Mascherano, Luis Suárez, Edinson Cavani, Alessandro Nesta and others. As if the names weren’t enough, there’s AND OTHERS too. Details are forthcoming next week.
JULY July 18th – Chelsea v. Seattle Sounders, 12 PM PT Qwest Field Seattle, WA Why we’re excited: Just as with all of Seattle’s international friendlies, this American crowd won’t be rooting for the visitors. Sure there will be Chelsea fans, but they’ll be drowned out by 35,000 Seattlelites chanting across the arena. SEATTLE…SOUNDERS…SEATTLE…SOUNDERS. Just wait until several Chelsea players are heard chanting it quietly to themselves in training after they return to London. It gets in your head.
July 18th – Philadelphia Union v. Aston Villa, 7:30 PM ET PPL Park Chester, PA Why we’re excited: Uh. Villa will have a new coach? Freddy Adu could impress a Premier League side and conceivably generate some interest in England? Something else that sounds mildly enticing?
July 21st -Toronto FC v. Liverpool, 4 PM ET Rogers Center Toronto, ON Why we’re excited: By this point in the season, Toronto will be something like 0-25-0 in MLS play, so it will be hilarious when they beat Liverpool.
July 21st – Chicago Fire v. Aston Villa, 7:30 PM CT Toyota Park Bridgeview, IL Why we’re excited: Dominic Oduro is really fast. And American Eric Lichaj will probably play. Maybe the Villa fans back in Birmingham will make a few fire puns that will amuse one or two people.
July 22nd – Chelsea v. Paris Saint-Germain, 7 PM ET Yankee Stadium New York, NY Why we’re excited: Chelsea might be the Champions League champions when they show up in NYC. Or not. PSG has a lot of money and sexy French accents. Russian oligarch versus Qatari oil money. It’s like if Bond villians suddenly turned on each other, put together soccer teams as a proxy for waging war with missiles fired from volcanic island fortresses in the middle of the sea, and sent those teams to the new version of an old baseball stadium in the Bronx. Dammit, why isn’t this a movie?
July 24th – Portland Timbers v. Aston Villa, 7:30 PM PT JELD-WEN Field Portland, OR Why we’re excited: Because it’s the last friendly Villa has in the States! Hooray! I mean, thanks for coming! The Timbers Army is fun. I expect several “The atmosphere was brilliant”-like statements from members of the Villa contingent.
July 24th – Los Angeles Galaxy v. Tottenham, 7:30 PM PT The Home Depot Center Carson, CA Why we’re excited: Robbie Keane, if he’s not still recovering from the Irish experience at the Euro championships, versus his old club. Also, Spurs might still have a few of their good players (Bale, Modric, Adebayor). Brad Friedel’s funky Anglo-American accent in SoCal has all the makings of a fish-out-of-water sitcom.
July 24th – Columbus Crew v. Stoke, 7:30 PM ET Crew Stadium Columbus, OH Why we’re excited: We’re not.
July 25th – Chelsea v. MLS All Stars, 8:30 PM ET PPL Park Chester, PA Why we’re excited: As one of Major League Soccer’s annual showpiece events, the All-Star Game still serves as a means by which to drive some casual American interest in the league. This year, the ASG opponent is Chelsea, which is good because everyone was sick of Man United (who beat the MLS All-Stars by a combined score of 9-2 the last two years). With Chelsea in the Champions League Final, you can bet your sweet patootey Don Garber and his cohorts are rooting hard for the Blues.
July 25th – AS Roma v. Liverpool, 6:30 PM ET Fenway Park Boston, MA Why we’re excited: American-owned Roma v. American-owned Liverpool! Actually, it’s more than that because the two clubs have ownership that is both involved with the Boston Red Sox (hence the location of this game). While some of the KCKRS staff want to tear the heads off of small teddy bears at the thought of soccer matches wedged awkwardly into baseball stadiums, at least Fenway has some history with the game (Pele played there!).
July 28th – Chelsea v. AC Milan, 6 PM ET Sun Life Stadium Miami, FL Why we’re excited: Miami gets their annual shot to prove to MLS that they city likes soccer, even though everyone knows they only like stars and wouldn’t actually show up if MLS went back to Miami. This should be a fun match, and the fact that Zlatan will (likely) be on American soil could alter the very fabric of the country.
July 28th – DC United v. Juventus, 6 PM ET RFK Stadium Washington, DC Why we’re excited: The unbeaten Italian champs against Major League Soccer’s most storied franchise. Juve’s star in the States probably isn’t as high as it should be (okay, match-fixing scandals don’t help), so there’s an opportunity for more Americans to learn about one of Italy’s biggest clubs and their 30 28 scudettos.
July 28th – Liverpool v. Tottenham Hotspur, 1 PM ET M&T Bank Stadium Baltimore, MD Why we’re excited: Baltimore is good place for these big-time friendlies because the city isn’t too far from DC, Philly, and New York. That means Liverpool’s US-based fans will be there in full-effect. That means a rousing rendition of “You’ll Never Walk Alone”, which is a very heartening thing to hear when you’re in Baltimore. Where you should never walk alone.
July 28th – Trophée des champions (French Cup v. Ligue 1 champions), 3 PM ET Red Bull Arena Harrison, NJ Why we’re excited: Aside from being the only truly competitive match in this list (which means it’s not really a friendly, which makes the headline a lie, which bothers me even though no one else cares), the Trophée des champions between Marseille and (probably) Montpellier is America’s first real exposure to high-level French soccer played on American soil.
July 31st: New York Red Bulls v. Tottenham Hotspur, TBD Red Bull Arena Harrison, NJ Why we’re excited: With Spurs coming back from summer vacation, New York’s defense, Thierry Henry’s 2012 form and history with Tottenham, this game will have about eighty goals in it.
AUGUST August 2nd: Los Angeles Galaxy v. Real Madrid, 7:30 PM PT Home Depot Center Carson, CA Why we’re excited: Maybe the biggest team on the planet will show LA how to win while spending more money than anyone else. And maybe Jose Mourinho will fall in love with America and come coach in MLS.
August 5th: Real Madrid v. Juventus, 8 PM PT Sam Boyd Stadium Las Vegas, NV Why we’re excited: We get to make jokes about Juventus fixing games in Vegas. And all the inevitable gambling puns in previews and reports. And it has this awesome commercial that is perfectly Vegas. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! ----------------------------------------------------- ** http://www.bryanrollins.com/blog **NEW
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