Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86702 posts
Sun Jun-19-16 10:04 PM
"IF BARNES GETS A MAX, GIVE DAHNTAY JONES A MAX"
I'M DRUNK AND I COULD GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN FUCK PEOPLE, KYRIE HIT THAT 3 AND MY BONER WILL LAST BEYOND THE DOCTOR-RECOMMENDED LENGTH OF TIME, TWO DUKE RINGS TONIGHT YESSIRRRRRRRRRRR
Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86702 posts
Sun Jun-19-16 10:47 PM
10. "One more thing to add to that list." In response to Reply # 8
>Was Jones the one who did pushups after dunking and getting an >an 1 in college? He was the token starter on the Nuggets WCF >team? That's all I got.
A ring-receiver.
UNC fans tried to cyse a McAdoo ring last year, when Dahntay running up on dude from out of bounds was more this year than McAdoo ever did last year. IT COUNTS.
21. "Barnes Don't Get The Money" In response to Reply # 10
Ayo Barnes don't get the money He still choking, paper chasing Where max contract candidate's agent plotting wars with Dub nation Give the dough to Mason Stiff hip teen couldn't give work to Ohio Bobcats, face it His brand's faceless Play this by your hip Let my words loosen it, you'll love it I'll fry that ass 'cuz there was no one even there to "Glove" it Tell him his dough's not here Tell him he shoot with fear Harrison was just pretending to be someone above his years Duke fans is still hating Talking that Barnes done fell off, no shining One ring filled with diamonds Dubs pray "please God let him make one shot in the finals" What this overrated nerd was supposed to do for Tar Heels Take 27 three's from behind the line and they're out of alignment His assignment since game 7 Starks said retirement Hiding behind Draymond and Thompson Won't get rich but dies bombin' This is overeliance Now add 23 more, that's enough, there shouldn't be more Jones wave that towel over heads Barnes game on a free fall Now that's 50 bricks put up at the same time Bricky Barnes Fans start to groan, shoulda watched Dem Thrones His defender can start to roam Dem bricks got all in his dome The man left his jumper and his nuts at home Jones ran all up on dude from out of bounds More than McAdoo did last year for Dubs, it counts! This is that 12th man shit that never affect the outcome For scrubs that get booted out of low block position on foul shots Bring back ML Carr Towel waving was aborted So Dahntay breathes life back into this episode Let this man spaz in true Duke image Fuck it, I'm Dukie V in Duke blue Tees at the eulogy throwing parties for Dahntay Your box out ain't as hard as mine is Fuck around and draw that over the back on Draymond You don't know how hype my double fist pump leg kick combo is Or how I stand in the corner tugging on my shorts like Longo did I'm the same man that dunked on Virginia, did pushups of power The same man that played for Devils now getting champagne showers!
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