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wolflarsen
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"Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooner..."


          

Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-Tooners Shoving Their Religion Down Everybody Else’s Throats

a Neo-SocialistRealist poem by Wolf Larsen

I'm not concerned with the afterlife!
I'm trying to avoid the afterlife as long as possible!
I'm kissing my bosses' ass (for stingy wages) and trying to avoid joining the hordes of unemployed!

No, I'm not concerned about no eternal home in heaven, I'm just trying to do the best I can to keep my own home away from the stealing thieving hands of the banksters! Everywhere you look those banksters are stealing American homes…

Oh, what's that? You don't like Muslims?! Oh how peaceful & tolerant & brotherly love of you and all that! I guess you love the American war machine stomping all over the people in Vietnam – I mean Afghanistan!

(Hail to the Warlord-in-Chief! You better! You know they're spying on us!)

And you want to complain to me about two guys holding hands while they're walking down the sidewalk? That's your biggest problem?? If that's your biggest problem you ain't got no problems!

You want to "waaaaa-waaaaaa-waaaaaa" to me about two guys holding hands & "sinful" homosexuality and all that? You think I care??

I’ll tell you what's got me mad! The politicians (of both parties) just gave the military the right to detain Americans indefinitely without a trial – it makes me think of Guantánamo Bay prisons across this nation from sea to shining sea!

Like there' s not enough people in jail already! 1 out of every 4 people in jail in the world is in jail in the USA, mostly because of drugs!

And now they're talking about putting drones in the sky over America! It'll be like Afghanistan & Pakistan – only a lot closer!

But you want to "waaaaa-waaaaaa-waaaaaa" to me about two guys holding hands while they're walking down the street. Do you really expect me to care? Oh they're going to hell are they? Personally, I think were already living in hell!

Hardly anybody's got a pension anymore! And now they're saying that Social Security is going to be insolvent soon. I don't know about you but I'm not exactly looking forward to eating out of garbage cans when I'm old!

But even though the government is supposedly broke they got nearly $1 trillion dollars to giveaway to the rich in endless bailouts! And you know the war profiteers are raking in the dough! (Ain’t nothing changed!)

Meanwhile people can’t afford to pay their medical copayments! They're going without medical care! That's because these insurance companies are raking in the dough too!

But you're still going on & on about all this "homosexual sinning"! You tell me it's against the Bible and all that, like I really care! I remember reading in the Bible two women getting their father drunk and having sex with him – that's incest!!! Are you suggesting that all young ladies have sex with their father because it's in the Bible? What's that? You want me to give 10% of my income to the pastor of the church?? Man, you better get back on that Mayflower and go back to where you came from!

No, I ain’t got no problem with Jesus Christ, but the bigotry you’re preaching ain’t got nothing to do with Jesus Christ!

Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen

Now playing: Neo-SocialistRealism
Diego Rivera! George Grosz! Gustav Klutsis!

  

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RE: Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-To...
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Babynoon
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1. "RE: Brainwashed Crazy Fanatical Bible-Thumping Holier-than-Thou Loony-To..."
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I got every line accept the last one--- "No, I ain’t got no problem with Jesus Christ, but the bigotry you’re preaching ain’t got nothing to do with Jesus Christ!"

Either you dont actually know much about what Jesus taught
or you are being extremely dishonest to your readers about who Jesus is and how you feel about him..

It was Jesus who called sinners (including homosexuals) to repentance..
It was Jesus who taught of a heaven and a hell..
It was Jesus who said that he was the only way to get to this heaven
(escape this hell)
and it was Jesus who told his followers to share their faith in him with other people..

these are just basic tenants of the Christian faith
outlined by Jesus himself
to spend all that time in your piece tearing down his teachings
and then turn around and say you dont have a problem with Jesus
or that preaching those tenants doesnt have anything to do with Jesus
is kind of like talking out both sides of your mouth in the same poem at best, and at worst well.. is just outright lieing to the people reading your poem..

but anyway.. i felt your frustrations on the state of the us economy,
the decline in america as a world power, and your allusion to the coming police state.. these are fears that alot of people share and i think thats where this piece resonates the most with me..

thanks for sharing
i will look to read more of your posts

p.s.

have you ever read the book of revelations?

  

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Sat Mar-10-12 09:20 AM

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i to have great concerns about christianity
does that mean i have a problem with the christ?

romans
and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and four-footed beasts, and creeping things.

christian always think their view is correct so they themselves force their views upon a person who doesn't really give to Fs about
how they precieve the teachings of the sages of old.

they rewrite everything to suit themselves and to manipulate it's congregation how wrong

i myself am a god killer
who is god where can i find him
would you say i'm the antichrist with no followers
is it the triad the trinity allah buddah?
do anyone really knows?

so why should a follow just because they wrote a book and call it holy and they say this is what he supposely god or the son said how foolish indeed
to be taught by the blind why don't people just let people be religion is the cause for more deaths then anything else and it coninues todayw ith our governemnt if your from america
suppose to be united and on one accord

i ask you how when their is commonwealth states making their own laws over stepping the fedral laws and the constitution roman's ruins is waiting

their spreading their sickness and disease across this world woe woe verily i say i have pitty for them.

good read plus the name jesus has no power look at all them who call on that name and still suffer where is the peace does is there still death i thought he conquered it guess it was more biblical lies
yeah i'll burn a rebel against a fantasy book of believers isms is killem

  

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>i to have great concerns about christianity
>does that mean i have a problem with the christ?

looking at what you wrote, yes, you have a problem with Jesus Christ himself...

Jesus believed in a specific God, one that you could KNOW something about.. it was the statements that he made about himself that are the strongest evidence for the trinity in the bible.. Jesus was the one who called his disciples to pray in his name.. so he believed his name had power..

in one breath you accuse Christians of "rewriting everything to suit themselves"..
and in the next breath you attempt to rewrite Jesus Christ to suit your own needs..

thats being a hypocrite.. accusing someone else of doing something
.. while at the same time.. secretly doing the same thing yourself..

  

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well hell i took after these americans
been brain washed to protect a country instead of putting god first

and isn't islam the only one and true god
trinity that's three correct
didn't jesus say i'm not god but don't christian procalim he's god
and jesus brought judgement for sin for before there was no judgement
right
gues what i gues i am a fucking hypocrit and i'm fucking loving it for christianity is a dead dog ma a spin off all the old religions pagans pride rebooted and check the many tranlation and then ask your self who the fuck the real hip po crit is bitch


hahhahahha
allah

only by me can you reach the father a man with an ego problem

  

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6. "RE: T? what's the scripture you know about...."
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the four rivers in eden, I can't find the box
you wrote it in.

If you don't mind that is.

Minerals in replace of chemicals

  

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candyjarre
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Google.

taking a open book quiz:

39.) What are the names of the four rivers that compassed the Garden of Eden? Which scripture do you go to find the names of them?


Gen: 3's
Thanks
in advance.




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