It's a huge problem when Paramount's best film this year is gonna be xXx: The Return of Xander Cage.

It amazes me that this is what's chosen to revive the franchise after that terrible second film.

Niggas have great scripts itching to be made and this makes it to theaters.

I had so many questions once this was done, but honestly I don't even care to have them answered.

I feel bad for people who paid to see this.

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America from 9:00 on: https://youtu.be/GUwLCQU10KQ

I thought it was especially funny that this movie just kind of dances around the story problems presented by the premise working in the context of the cellphone age.

But I feel ridiculous even going that far into a movie that was so dumb.