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Frank Longo
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86670 posts 		Thu Dec-08-16 01:32 PM

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"Rock. Efron. BAYWATCH."


  

          

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Huh. From writers of Freddy vs Jason & Friday the 13th reboot
Dec 08th 2016
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I'm in based on Rock and Efron alone
Dec 08th 2016
2
Feels like the 21 Jump Street reboot
Dec 08th 2016
3
whew priyanka look crispy in that lil 2 second snap
Dec 08th 2016
4
indeed.
Dec 09th 2016
5
Right?
Dec 09th 2016
7
charisma and a decent trailer can sell the hell out of a movie
Dec 09th 2016
6
The Rock used to bodyslam jabronis and now hes the highest paid actor
Dec 09th 2016
8
lol. the fuck was that? y'all really get excited for anything
Dec 11th 2016
9
Your one to talk.
Dec 11th 2016
10
      hey PTP bully, what kind of weed do you recommend for this one?
Dec 11th 2016
11
           Hey fuckboy, what awful movie can you recommend for me
Dec 11th 2016
12
           Also LOL at bully when you're coming in here
Dec 11th 2016
13
Fucking stupid.
May 10th 2017
14
I have a feeling Jumanji is gonna suck too
May 10th 2017
15
I feel a Zac Efron backlash coming on.
May 10th 2017
16
They phoned this one in. It's really bad.
May 26th 2017
17

SoulHonky
Member since Jan 21st 2003
25919 posts 		Thu Dec-08-16 02:28 PM

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1. "Huh. From writers of Freddy vs Jason & Friday the 13th reboot"
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Wouldn't have guessed that.

Gonna probably wait on word of mouth for this one because this trailer didn't sell me but I don't want to watch more trailers and have all of the jokes ruined for me. The comedy conundrum.

It hits the expected jokes (the slow motion joke's kind of overdone IMO) but didn't really knock any of them out of the park.

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Cold Truth
Member since Jan 28th 2004
44831 posts 		Thu Dec-08-16 02:52 PM

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2. "I'm in based on Rock and Efron alone"
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Efron has some excellent comedic gifts and Rock is, well, Rock.

I think that's an intriguing combo and expect 21JS levels of bromantic buddy comedy.

  
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spenzalii
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10981 posts 		Thu Dec-08-16 04:32 PM

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3. "Feels like the 21 Jump Street reboot"
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Which means it will be terrible, but terribly funny. I'll catch it on a matinee

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BrooklynWHAT
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85056 posts 		Thu Dec-08-16 09:21 PM

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4. "whew priyanka look crispy in that lil 2 second snap"
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eye candy for everyone in this shit.

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Heinz
Member since Dec 26th 2003
20759 posts 		Fri Dec-09-16 05:25 AM

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5. "indeed. "
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SoulHonky
Member since Jan 21st 2003
25919 posts 		Fri Dec-09-16 10:08 AM

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7. "Right?"
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And funny thing was was that at that point I started thinking, "I thought the girl from Quantico was in this." and then it was like "THERE SHE IS!" Stunning.

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Tiger Woods
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18385 posts 		Fri Dec-09-16 09:44 AM

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6. "charisma and a decent trailer can sell the hell out of a movie"
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Rock and Efron, some good jokes, and boobs? Looks awesome.

  
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Ceej
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66742 posts 		Fri Dec-09-16 11:13 AM

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8. "The Rock used to bodyslam jabronis and now hes the highest paid actor "
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and worlds sexiest man.....what a life.

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Hellyeah
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6507 posts 		Sun Dec-11-16 01:36 PM

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9. "lol. the fuck was that? y'all really get excited for anything"
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bwood
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8614 posts 		Sun Dec-11-16 04:50 PM

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10. "Your one to talk."
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Hellyeah
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11. "hey PTP bully, what kind of weed do you recommend for this one?"
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bwood
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8614 posts 		Sun Dec-11-16 06:34 PM

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12. "Hey fuckboy, what awful movie can you recommend for me"
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Warcraft?

Suicide Squad?

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bwood
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8614 posts 		Sun Dec-11-16 06:56 PM

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13. "Also LOL at bully when you're coming in here"
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trying to insult people for looking forward to a goofy comedy.

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bwood
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8614 posts 		Wed May-10-17 09:09 PM

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14. "Fucking stupid."
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If this shit was an hour and a half then cool. But it's two hours of shit that could've been subversive satire. They played it broad with this 21 Jump Street rip-off.

Jon Bass as Ronnie is the standout and when he's not on screen the movie lags. Everyone is killing it with what they got to work with, except for Zac Efron whose doing his tired dumb frat boy shtick.

This felt like 20 - 30 minute TV pilot stretched out to two hours. The music drops are numerous and the score is dubstep as well.

This is an HBO film. It feels forced as fuck with the R rating it got, but it's pleasing enough for general audiences to love that I wouldn't be surprised if this spawns a franchise.

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Heinz
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15. "I have a feeling Jumanji is gonna suck too"
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SoulHonky
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25919 posts 		Wed May-10-17 10:01 PM

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16. "I feel a Zac Efron backlash coming on."
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Although The Disaster Artist could win him some critical love. But the Efron comeback has featured a majority of poorly received flicks. He does seem to have a foreign draw so he's not going anywhere but he needs his next leading man role to be a good movie.

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Frank Longo
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86670 posts 		Fri May-26-17 12:18 AM

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17. "They phoned this one in. It's really bad. "
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My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
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