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"Pixels (Chris Columbus, 2015)"
Sun Jul-26-15 02:15 PM by Frank Longo

          

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHprLW48no

How in the fuck did anyone think that pumping $110 million into this was a good idea.

The 2 minute short this based on is entertaining for what is. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcv6dv_pixels-by-patrick-jean_creation

But this shit right here?

I expected better from Peter Dinklage and Michelle Monaghan.

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I agree on the movie, but Dinklage and Monagan
Mar 19th 2015
1
I'm saying, lol. You can never hate on a character actor getting $$$.
Mar 19th 2015
2
      Yea cause Dinklage ain't getting paid good off GOT.
Mar 19th 2015
5
           I honestly don't think those GOT checks are that big
Mar 19th 2015
6
                Dawg, HBO sold out the Barclays center in BK for fans to be there
Mar 19th 2015
9
                     Two things: 1. Dinklage ain't getting no $ from merchandise.
Mar 19th 2015
11
                          I'M SAYING, lol.
Mar 19th 2015
15
                          Don't assume this will do business
Mar 19th 2015
19
                               When he signed on...
Mar 19th 2015
21
                          Who's to say he took this soley for the check though.
Mar 19th 2015
18
                               Dinklage has done plenty of bad movies.
Mar 19th 2015
20
                               RE: Dinklage has done plenty of bad movies.
Mar 19th 2015
24
                               LOL. He in here asking why a little person is taking Hollywood $
Mar 19th 2015
28
                               Of course I don't know that. Never said it.
Mar 19th 2015
27
It needed a young protagonist.
Mar 19th 2015
3
But a young boy wouldn't make sense
Mar 19th 2015
4
King of Queens is one of my top 20 sitcoms. I want Kevin James to win.
Mar 19th 2015
7
I love love love Kevin James.
Mar 19th 2015
13
He can be Sandler's son.
Mar 19th 2015
12
      Actually that route makes sense too
Mar 19th 2015
25
needs a Phillip J. Frye
Mar 19th 2015
8
This should've been a cartoon.
Mar 19th 2015
10
      I'm fine with a stupid premise...
Mar 19th 2015
14
           Like I said, keeping their orgins a mystery would've worked better
Mar 19th 2015
16
                I personally disagree with both opinions.
Mar 19th 2015
17
                     Ehh...this looks like a bad Funny or Die skit.
Mar 19th 2015
22
                          Right, but that's what I'm saying.
Mar 19th 2015
23
                               We'll have to agree to disagree on the premise.
Mar 20th 2015
29
I'd feel better about this if I didn't just watch The Cobbler
Mar 19th 2015
26
The short was cool, but a whole movie?
Mar 20th 2015
30
looks silly and fun
Mar 20th 2015
31
better get that Hungry Hungry Hippos script going Longo
Mar 20th 2015
32
Trailer #2 actually looks good (LINK)
May 19th 2015
33
But every Sandler/Kevin James movie is the dumbest movie ever
May 19th 2015
34
It looks like a candidate for another version of this podcast:
May 24th 2015
35
Damn, y'all some grinches. This looks like dumb fun to me.
May 26th 2015
36
Fast & Furious is dumb fun. This- along with James- is absolute trash
May 26th 2015
37
Over the past 3 weeks everyone has been telling me how trash this is
Jul 24th 2015
38
They fucked up a good premise. Unsurprisingly.
Jul 26th 2015
39
Chris Columbus stinks as a director
Jul 26th 2015
40
      Chris Columbus didnt direct HP: Prisoner of Azkaban
Jul 26th 2015
41
      He meant Chamber of Secrets.
Jul 27th 2015
43
           Yeah, I meant Chambers
Jul 27th 2015
44
           Yeah....Chambers is terrible....
Jul 27th 2015
45
      After seeing the box office, I don't know if a sequel's coming
Jul 27th 2015
42
Women Aren't Battle Trophies: A Look At "PIXELS" (ebert.com swipe)
Jul 29th 2015
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1. "I agree on the movie, but Dinklage and Monagan"
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They trynna get fast checks, clearly all that money is up front.

Dinklage spends half a year doing them thrones (between shooting, press, and preparation) I would be trynna get a fun easy check too.

That movie looks terrible though.

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2. "I'm saying, lol. You can never hate on a character actor getting $$$."
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This will pay for anything and everything they want to do for the next few years.

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5. "Yea cause Dinklage ain't getting paid good off GOT."
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6. "I honestly don't think those GOT checks are that big"
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I think this sort of shit, being Trask in the Xmen movies pays for the lifestyle.

you've got to take a few dumb money grabs, i'm not even mad

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9. "Dawg, HBO sold out the Barclays center in BK for fans to be there"
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less than 2 hours with various activities and to show the first episode of Season 4 a week early.

Plus all the various merch and shit, I'm pretty sure that nigga negotiated a nice check after Season 1.

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11. "Two things: 1. Dinklage ain't getting no $ from merchandise. "
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2. Who do you know that turns down MORE money?

  

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15. "I'M SAYING, lol. "
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A summer movie with lots of effects aimed at kids, with Sandler/James and company? Even if the initial paycheck isn't enough to buy a new house, the residuals on that for the next several years will be *awesome.*

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19. "Don't assume this will do business"
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I mean who knows maybe this is a runaway hit and she take a nice cut including one of those Mini-Coopers. Or maybe not. Maybe this ends up being one of the biggest hits of the summer.

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21. "When he signed on..."
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Thu Mar-19-15 06:11 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

... he heard "big-budget action flick for boys, with video game characters and Sandler/James co-starring." That's *easily* worth signing on for. The upside is 100 times better than the downside.

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18. "Who's to say he took this soley for the check though."
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Do you really know that for sure?

Just read M.M. did the movie cause she genuinely liked the script and wanted to work with Adam Sandler. I would have hope for better reasons but there it is.

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20. "Dinklage has done plenty of bad movies."
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He's also a voice in the upcoming Angry Bird movie and co-starring in the new comedy by the team who did Tammy.

Did he like the scripts to these? Did he do it for the check? Did he do it just cuz he wanted to work with some specific person in the cast?

Who cares? It's a fat check for a dope actor.

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24. "RE: Dinklage has done plenty of bad movies."
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I thought Dinklage was hilarious in Knights of Badassdom. I don't see a problem with him doing Pixels either.

  

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28. "LOL. He in here asking why a little person is taking Hollywood $"
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27. "Of course I don't know that. Never said it. "
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>Just read M.M. did the movie cause she genuinely liked the
>script and wanted to work with Adam Sandler. I would have hope
>for better reasons but there it is.

And maybe that's why Dink decided to do it?
Maybe it looked like fun after a bunch of heavy GoT shit?
Maybe he's stacking $ cause he wants to take a year off after GoT and travel and write a play?

Who the fuck knows? But nothing about him doing this is questionable
That's the point.



  

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3. "It needed a young protagonist. "
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I love the short, and I think visually it could be cool in a cartoony way (the concept, not this film-- I don't trust Chris Columbus), but it's a movie for young boys-- I want a young boy protagonist. That's what would get more kids to come see it, I would imagine.

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4. "But a young boy wouldn't make sense"
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You need an older man child to be able to have someone who would know and have been good at Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Centipede, etc.

What you don't need is Kevin James though. lol

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7. "King of Queens is one of my top 20 sitcoms. I want Kevin James to win."
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His movie career (and the mockery that comes with it) is hard to deal with.

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13. "I love love love Kevin James."
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I think his solo movies are unfairly mocked, primarily because his comedic timing is terrific and he brings so much heart to every role he plays.

The first Paul Blart made me laugh enough that I'm looking forward to the second one.

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12. "He can be Sandler's son. "
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You can have both. I'm saying that you need ads with a young boy protag to draw kids to see the film.

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25. "Actually that route makes sense too"
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Kinda writes itself. Kid plays games. Dad did at that age. Troubled bond between the two. Connect over video games. I could see it.

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8. "needs a Phillip J. Frye"
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10. "This should've been a cartoon."
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A premise this silly/stupid would be more believable animated.

Also, keeping the origin of the video game characters alive a mystery would've worked better cause sending a time capsule into space and having a alien race view as a declaration of war and they send video game of characters out of all the shit to send is just the dumbest fucking thing in the world b.

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14. "I'm fine with a stupid premise..."
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... as long as it's well-written and I care about the characters. I mean, I'd watch a whole movie about a wisecracking raccoon hitman and his friend, the talking tree. I'll buy more or less anything.

Like, if Spike Jonze did this concept, it'd be my most anticipated film of the summer (after A:AOU, obviously).

The problem is there's no reason to trust that the concept will be elevated by the writing/direction, lol.

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16. "Like I said, keeping their orgins a mystery would've worked better"
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And it should've been animated.

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17. "I personally disagree with both opinions."
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I'm fine with the premise up front, and I'm fine with the live action.

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22. "Ehh...this looks like a bad Funny or Die skit."
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This shit is not clever in the slightest. I mean the biggest punchline is phoned in.

I don't want this movie to bad. Shit, I really wish more movies surprised the shit outta me when I go to sit down in the theater when they have so much going against it like this does.

But looking at the very bad trailer and the team in front and behind the camera tells me otherwise. Chris hasn't done a good movie in years. Shit, the worst Harry Potter films were done by him (along with 4 cause I don't like Mike Newell's direction outside of one film).

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23. "Right, but that's what I'm saying."
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Nothing wrong with the premise. It's the creative team. Specifically, the director. That's why I'm a skeptic.

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29. "We'll have to agree to disagree on the premise."
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Cause that shit is dumb too. I showed this to a few of my friends' kids and they did not like it period. Keep in mind these kids were 5 to 13 year olds

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26. "I'd feel better about this if I didn't just watch The Cobbler"
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30. "The short was cool, but a whole movie?"
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I mean...

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31. "looks silly and fun"
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32. "better get that Hungry Hungry Hippos script going Longo"
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The time is now.

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33. "Trailer #2 actually looks good (LINK)"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOcWZOQL5M

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34. "But every Sandler/Kevin James movie is the dumbest movie ever"
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They've made lowering the bar to new depths their mission in life.

Kevin James is the new Rob Scneider. His entire film career looks like it would be the awful film career of the sell out actor character in another movie and really only exists because he's friends with Sandler.

Everything he and Sandler do feels like a parody. Those two are basically caricatures.

Few things are more horrifying than sitting in a theater when the trailer for a James movie comes on, because you find out how many mouth breathing buffoons really exist when the crowd erupts in hearty laughter every time KJ's latest Fat Fuck Loser character falls down or farts or sings the most recent garbage pop rap ring tone or whatever.

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35. "It looks like a candidate for another version of this podcast:"
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https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/worst-idea-of-all-time-podcast/id824108207?mt=2

(they watch another shitty Adam Sandler movie, Grown Ups 2, every week for a year)

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36. "Damn, y'all some grinches. This looks like dumb fun to me."
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and you AIN'T about to liken James to Schneider. James is ACTUALLY funny. Somewhere there's a King of Queens episode playing RIGHT NOW to prove it.

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37. "Fast & Furious is dumb fun. This- along with James- is absolute trash"
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No redeeming value. He's just a generic Fat Guy doing generic Fat Guy shit. I don't know anything about KOQ but he's shit when it comes to movies.

  

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38. "Over the past 3 weeks everyone has been telling me how trash this is"
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I'm pretty sure most of you will love it.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pixels/

19% on RT. Have fun!!!

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39. "They fucked up a good premise. Unsurprisingly."
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Most critics have remarked how the premise should allow for zany dumb fun, and I agree wholeheartedly. The original short film rules.

Unfortunately, they didn't go for full-blown alien attack mayhem. Instead, they play one game at a time, which basically makes for zero suspense. It also doesn't help that Columbus can't stage action.

It REALLY doesn't help that we're saddled with an awful Sandler love story.

It also REALLY doesn't help that women are depicted really poorly in this thing.

It also REALLY doesn't help that the movie is rated PG-13 for absolutely no reason. This could have been PG SO EASILY, which probably would've given it more box office. Baffling decision. There are literally three bad words, all within jokes, and some references to "sluts," which, again, isn't necessary. At ALL.

So, yeah. It's not good. The protag unquestionably should've been younger, they should've rated it PG, and they should've gotten a halfway decent action director. Because they *clearly* spent money on this thing, and in the finale, when the full melee begins, you can see the potential for fun with this premise. It's all wasted, however.

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40. "Chris Columbus stinks as a director"
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That first Harry Potter was the worst/best example of this.

Adventures in Babysitting <= Bad
Heartbreak Hotel <= Bad
Home Alone <=GOOD!
Only the Lonely <= Bad
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York <= Bad
Mrs. Doubtfire <= Good, in spite of direction
Nine Months <= Bad
Stepmom <= Didn't See It
Bicentennial Man <= Bad
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone <= Bad
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban <= Bad


I think if you HAD to pick a Sandler associated director that Dennis Dugan might have been the bets of those choices - at least when he makes a bad movie its BAD. (And I still like him from the 1970s as Richie Brockelman on Rockford Files.)

Maybe Edgar Wright can do the sequel?

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41. "Chris Columbus didnt direct HP: Prisoner of Azkaban"
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>That first Harry Potter was the worst/best example of
>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban <= Bad

I thought this was the best of the whole series.

  

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43. "He meant Chamber of Secrets."
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That's the one Columbus directed. And yeah, it's not good.

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44. "Yeah, I meant Chambers"
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Azkaban was a GREAT movie. Once they changed directors it was good.

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45. "Yeah....Chambers is terrible...."
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primarily because I felt every minute of it run time. Not only that, Columbus's handling of the film's darker elements are even worse in retrospect when you compare it to the rest of the series.
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42. "After seeing the box office, I don't know if a sequel's coming"
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46. "Women Aren't Battle Trophies: A Look At "PIXELS" (ebert.com swipe)"
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I haven't seen the movie, and I'm not trying to instigate anything, but this may be food for thought.

http://www.rogerebert.com/far-flung-correspondents/women-arent-battle-trophies-a-look-at-pixels

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July 28, 2015

Last year at San Diego Comic-Con, my husband and I went to the Pixels-sponsored arcade to play Pac-Man, Frogger and Space Invaders. I'm not very good at these low-tech video games (or any video games really). Overall, it was a fun experience that was contrasted by my time at the Xbox Lounge where my favorite game was Fantasia: Music Evolved. The same year, on Examiner.com, I reviewed "100 Yen: The Japanese Arcade Experience," and "Video Games: The Movie,” both crowdfunded documentaries. I was looking forward to the movie “Pixels.”

This year, at SDCC, seeing the poster for "Pixels," I was reminded of "A LEGO Brickumentary." The pixelated figures of characters from 1980s arcade game resemble high-tech LEGO or perhaps LEGO from the future. The Pixels SDCC arcade in 2014 was a marketing success and piqued my interest favorably, but in the end, as much as I wanted to like this movie, I did not. For some, this Happy Madison and Columbia production might elicit warm feelings of nostalgia with the soundtrack of 1970s and 1980s pop/rock classics, but the attitude toward women in the movie seems petrified in a different time period. Despite what that controversial Target T-shirt says, women are not trophies.
"Pixels" begins with an intriguing premise: that aliens misinterpret video recordings of a 1982 video game championship and decide to declare war with Earth in a competition based on old arcade games. During that championship, one local arcade player became a "loser" after finishing second to a professional video game player and that seems to have left him bereft of all ambition later in life. Instead of being a developer of video games, he is an on-call nerd, installing TVs and gaming systems in homes when the aliens attack.

This might sound something like a science fiction version of the TV series "Chuck," but much less charming. While "Pixels" celebrates male nerds taking on the world and winning, it also favors attractive women as end-game rewards.

One can almost overlook the pairing of 50-year-old Kevin James as the U.S. president and the 46-year-old Jane Krakowski as the First Lady, but not 48-year-old Adam Sandler's character Sam Brenner winning the heart of 39-year-old Michelle Monaghan's Lieutenant Colonel Violet van Patten. She's been dumped by her unseen husband for an also unseen 19-year-old Pilates instructor (named Sinammon) and is weepy in an attractive way. Sam and Violet overcome a predictable and charmless love-hate attraction. From there the romantic match-ups get creepier. The conspiracy-theory gamer, Ludlow Lamonsoff (played by the 34-year-old Josh Gad) gets to have the girl of his dreams: arcade game character Lady Lisa. As played by the 25-year-old Ashley Benson, Lady Lisa is the only pixelated character that gets fine-tuned into a humanoid appearance. By this I mean, her pixelation is so fine, we cannot differentiate between her and a human being and this presents a clear incongruity in the visual effects.

The worst is saved for last. The unsavory cheating game player Eddie Plant (played by the 45-year-old Peter Dinklage) makes a deal with the president to have a date with Serena Williams, who at first can't stand him, but at the end, the movie suggests that he does get his fantasy fulfilled: a threesome with the 33-year-old Williams and the 73-year-old Martha Stewart in the White House's Lincoln bedroom. Because Eddie was part of the team that saved the world, Williams and Stewart are willing groupies.

Is anyone in the audience really cheering at the end of “Pixels” when the three bachelor nerds of this herd of retro gamers get their girls? This part of the movie seems more like a 13-year-old boy's dream and I'm not even sure if it would have been acceptable in the 1980s. Even in the 1980s, there were female nerds and geeks, and in today’s world women play video games and women aren’t trophies for battles won, even if one does save the world from aliens.

  

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