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Frank Longo
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"Hitman: Agent 47 (Bach, 2015)"


  

          

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8fr9YD-OUg

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Pass.
Feb 12th 2015
1
^^^ DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST 46
Feb 12th 2015
2
Not a bad Red Box Sunday flick, but that's as far as this one goes
Feb 12th 2015
3
haven't they made 3 of these movies now??
Feb 12th 2015
4
Hitman: Agent 47 Official Trailer 2
Jun 24th 2015
5
Undeniably silly, while also surprisingly gorgeous. Of course I enjoyed ...
Aug 22nd 2015
6
Hrm
Aug 25th 2015
8
Lead actress is Jessie Ware's sister
Aug 22nd 2015
7
SMH at the scene w/ the gun in the interogation room
Aug 26th 2015
9

SoulHonky
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Thu Feb-12-15 02:08 AM

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1. "Pass."
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Looks cheap. Corny. How are you going to build the beginning of your trailer around a worse version of Rorshach's best line from Watchmen?

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Frank Longo
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Thu Feb-12-15 02:24 AM

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2. "^^^ DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST 46 "
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Cold Truth
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Thu Feb-12-15 09:02 AM

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3. "Not a bad Red Box Sunday flick, but that's as far as this one goes"
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Thu Feb-12-15 09:02 AM by Cold Truth

  

          

That trailer was chock full of dated clichés.

Oh, she's the key!

Her father started the program that created the agent that's trying to kill her!!

Slow motion gun stuff!

Not a bad b-flick to rent on a lazy Sunday afternoon, but this is nothing more.

  

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Calico
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Thu Feb-12-15 09:27 AM

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4. "haven't they made 3 of these movies now??"
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i can't remember

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j0510
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Wed Jun-24-15 08:29 PM

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5. "Hitman: Agent 47 Official Trailer 2"
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Hitman: Agent 47 | Official Trailer 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7X8fCUMMVM

  

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Frank Longo
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Sat Aug-22-15 12:52 AM

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6. "Undeniably silly, while also surprisingly gorgeous. Of course I enjoyed ..."
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It's actually a really well shot film, with lots of focus on beautiful skylines, beautiful cars, beautiful people wearing beautiful suits. Usually movies like this aren't really as concerned with this element. (There's a nice review from Calum Marsh of this film that addresses this.)

It's also ridiculous, from the cliches to the wild CGI to the obvious stuntmen to the over-the-topness of it all. And that's absolutely my kind of thing to watch in August.

It's no John Wick, but what is?

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8. "Hrm"
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Okie dokie
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7. "Lead actress is Jessie Ware's sister"
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justin_scott
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9. "SMH at the scene w/ the gun in the interogation room"
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