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"Hemlock Grove premieres this Friday (4/19, Netflix)"
Wed Apr-17-13 04:23 PM by Brother Rabbit

  

          

Produced by Eli Roth. All episodes will be released all at once just like House of Cards.

trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjLVD1G6Gd8

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4/17 is today, my dude.
Apr 17th 2013
1
Corrected, thx!
Apr 17th 2013
2
Early buzz hasn't been good.
Apr 17th 2013
3
I hated the trailer, but love what Netflix is doing.
Apr 17th 2013
4
so I assume this will be the official post for anyone who
Apr 19th 2013
5
watched most of the first three eps
Apr 19th 2013
6
Me Am worried, but i'll check it out to form my own opinion
Apr 19th 2013
7
if it were one a week I wouldn't have watched the second episode
Apr 19th 2013
10
      I can't really make an excuse for bad tv
Apr 19th 2013
13
           it didn't help that I had the boston scanner on in the background
Apr 20th 2013
14
                I felt that way about everything in the show
Apr 23rd 2013
26
                     yeah, it wouldn't be great, but re-edited it would at least be watchable
May 07th 2013
29
perfect
Apr 19th 2013
8
3 episodes in..
Apr 19th 2013
9
was interested until I saw Eli Roth
Apr 19th 2013
11
It's not what you would think of when you think Roth
Apr 20th 2013
19
What are you?
Apr 19th 2013
12
lol, that was a cute line.
Apr 20th 2013
16
      i didn't make it past ep 1
Apr 22nd 2013
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4 eps in.
Apr 20th 2013
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spoiler
Apr 20th 2013
17
      Actually I'm 7 eps in.
Apr 20th 2013
18
I was bored, finished it. it's pretty funny?
Apr 20th 2013
20
shit is a campy hot mess and NOT in a good way
Apr 20th 2013
21
Big step down from House of Cards
Apr 22nd 2013
23
      RE: Big step down from House of Cards
Apr 22nd 2013
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HUGE step down from House of Cards.
Apr 22nd 2013
25
ouch
May 06th 2013
28
      Give it a shot, but don't say I didn't warn ya...
May 07th 2013
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Props for waking up from a coma knowing what day it is.
May 06th 2013
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I liked it. It ain't great, but it was fun enough to sit through.
Sep 03rd 2013
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1. "4/17 is today, my dude."
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Wed Apr-17-13 04:11 PM by spades

  

          

It comes out 4/19

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2. "Corrected, thx!"
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3. "Early buzz hasn't been good."
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I'll still check out the first few eps when it drops though.

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4. "I hated the trailer, but love what Netflix is doing."
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So I'll check it out I think.

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5. "so I assume this will be the official post for anyone who"
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watches the show ala House of Cards then?

i just added it to my netflix instant queue i'll start watching it when I get home from work tonight.

I heard it's so-so, but the performances are really good and the writing is decent, though not consistent...

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6. "watched most of the first three eps"
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it's crazy slow developing.

not really into it, but I don't think it's for me, whatever that's worth. I don't usually watch eli roth shit

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7. "Me Am worried, but i'll check it out to form my own opinion"
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The critics have killed it, but I think the fact that its been given out all at one time can either make things REALLY good, or REALLY bad because you don't hve to temper your feelings for the next week. You just get it all at one point.

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10. "if it were one a week I wouldn't have watched the second episode"
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I don't think that changes it at all

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13. "I can't really make an excuse for bad tv"
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This just doesn't hold my attention the way I feel like it should.

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14. "it didn't help that I had the boston scanner on in the background"
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but I could not pay attention to anything that was happening in the first three eps.

everything was just kind of...there.

like the sec scenes for example, they had no point, they just popped up.

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26. "I felt that way about everything in the show"
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They just showed up, the kill scenes I guess are supposed to just pop up for scary sake, but they didn't work and they just happened. Then they don't get revisited. I honestly believe in the hand of a deft editor there could be a story here, btu the way its been placed out its like ADHD on the screen.

No ES BUENO

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29. "yeah, it wouldn't be great, but re-edited it would at least be watchable"
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I think.


there were small segments that were interesting, but they went away quickly in favor of long sections that looked like they only made for interesting snippets in the trailer, but sucked when they dragged for 5 - 10 minutes,

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8. "perfect"
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just caught up on supernatural
going to watch this this weekend


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9. "3 episodes in.."
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This shit sucks.

  

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11. "was interested until I saw Eli Roth"
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not a fan of his work.

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19. "It's not what you would think of when you think Roth"
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it's still not particularly good, but that's mostly due to pacing/plotting issues. I actually think it shows promise. What this needs more than anything else is a decent show runner.

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12. "What are you?"
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Annoyed, exacerbated, sexually under whelmed...


What are you?


Pull the trigger, find out.



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16. "lol, that was a cute line."
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22. "i didn't make it past ep 1"
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maybe this week
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15. "4 eps in. "
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It's slow, like REAL slow. They're doing a slow build to a revelation that they give away w/in the 1st ep, if you're paying attention. It feels like they were going for Mad Men meets AHS

They missed the mark, but only slightly, unfortunately its a VERY precarious mix to begin with. Shit's more life Dark Shaddows meets The Killing.

smh

Funny thing is, it's all there - this could have been pruned into something pretty damned good in the editing room.

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17. "spoiler"
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the reveal isn't that rich boy is a vampire is it? cuz it's bizarrely obvious and yet (again, I wasn't watching closely) but not acknowledged?

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18. "Actually I'm 7 eps in."
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>the reveal isn't that rich boy is a vampire is it? cuz it's
>bizarrely obvious and yet (again, I wasn't watching closely)
>but not acknowledged?
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>http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png
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>www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

Yep and they STILL havne't acknowledged it.

I take back my previous comparison, it's more like an overly wrought Being Human.

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20. "I was bored, finished it. it's pretty funny?"
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silly, silly show. I don't think I can really recommend it, but it felt like a cheesy, no-brainer comic book with all its pulpy silliness, bright colors, and over-wrought silly characters so I was able to watch to the end in a pure, pulpy fun way.

if you watch all the way through the show expecting all your questions to be answered, they won't be. it was definitely setting up storylines for s2 by the end. there are a number of seemingly central plot threads which remain wholly unresolved.

definitely, definitely a step down from House of Cards, but it was fun enough for me.

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21. "shit is a campy hot mess and NOT in a good way"
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the only saving features for this mess are the adults on the show: Famke, Dougray and Lili. Everyone else...horrible.

like even I went in with low standards and couldn't be even remotely interested in continuing with this.

i feel like there's some potential to BE a show of some sort, but they clearly have no idea what that show will be.

this is like a bad version of season 2 of twin peaks crossed with the shittier seasons of Supernatural, X-Files and *ALL* of the US version of Being Human.

in other words, #FAILSAUCE

i have to agree with a poster in this thread that this is a step down from House of Cards...

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23. "Big step down from House of Cards"
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It's slow, contrived and not even scary.

The characters are either mopey and boring (the men) or snarky and boring (the women) The only relationship that works is Roman and Shelly. (Hinging the show on those two, instead of Roman and Peter, would have been more emotionally satisfying.) The dialogue is weak and the entire series really only seems to have three episodes worth of plot.

Most of the major 'mysteries' that are supposed to be so interesting never get answered or resolved.

And by the time they unfold their big reveals, I didn't care.

This was a great opportunity that was totally missed.

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24. "RE: Big step down from House of Cards"
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>It's slow, contrived and not even scary.
>
>The characters are either mopey and boring (the men) or snarky
>and boring (the women) The only relationship that works is
>Roman and Shelly. (Hinging the show on those two, instead of
>Roman and Peter, would have been more emotionally satisfying.)
>The dialogue is weak and the entire series really only seems
>to have three episodes worth of plot.
>
>Most of the major 'mysteries' that are supposed to be so
>interesting never get answered or resolved.
>
>And by the time they unfold their big reveals, I didn't care.


this is where i'm coming from with this. I'm almost at the halfway point of the series and i feel exactly as you do.

this is a hot mess that failed massively.

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25. "HUGE step down from House of Cards."
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They shot for moody and atmospheric, they got slow and stilted.

MAD plot holes to fill up. It's like they took the WORST characteristic traits of Lost, True Blood & Being Human and threw them together in a blender baked them in an over threw that good Netflix icing on top and called it a cake.

More like a shit sandwhich.

I am BEYOND disappointed.

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28. "ouch"
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i'm going to try anyway...sometime
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30. "Give it a shot, but don't say I didn't warn ya..."
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27. "Props for waking up from a coma knowing what day it is."
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I made it all the way through. Might've been a few eps too long.

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31. "I liked it. It ain't great, but it was fun enough to sit through."
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Though, like has been said, shit is sloooooooooooooooooooow as fuck.

I like the two leads. And whoever above said that Famke and Dougray were good needs his meds checked. They are both HORRIBLE on this show. And scenes with them together are painful. As a matter of fact, I would go the opposite and say the only good people in this cast were Peter and Roman, with a touch of Shelley (way subtle name there btw for your Frankenstein's Monster, guys).

The show just wanted to be too much with two little. If they would've focused, and not held on to reveals that we all figured out early on, I think it might have actually worked.

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