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like really.
if you've read the book (which this remake hews way more closely too), you know how it ends.
if you've seen the original, you know how this ends.
YOU KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.
the performances:
Chloe and Julianne WENT IN like they always do;
Portia Doubleday as Chris was good, albeit wildly all over the place from menacing to being an annoying ass teenage girl in way over her head
Gabriella Wilde as Sue: okay, but she was so inconsistent emotively speaking that I struggled to see why Carrie spared her ass when her reasons for "wanting to rectify" how she and her friends treated Carrie didn't hold up. I"m not sure if it was the writing of the character or her performance that irked me.
Alex Russell (the one from CHRONICLE that's not Michael B. Jordan or Dane Da Haan, AKA THE ONE THAT DIDN'T POP AS AN ACTOR POST MOVIE aka the weak link in the film) as Billy, Chris' man: yeesh. no wonder why he didn't have immediate success post CHRONICLE. Dude was bland as hell and so not good.
Judy Greer as Ms. Dejardin the gym teacher (Betty Buckley was the teacher in the original one): I thought she was fine, serviceable actually in an EXTREMELY thin and underwritten role. I think it's unfair of critics to say she's not in her wheelhouse because she's more of a comedic actress when she's done dramas in the past (The Descendants, etc.) but she was fine.
Overall:
hmm...I know Chloe was supposed to play Carrie was being tortured and worthless and she was internally (shitty home life, physical, mental, spiritual and emotional abuse). But, I was so *NOT* buying that SHE was "ugly" enough to even warrant being assaulted. Because she really did look way better than MOST of the main mean girls crew (Chris and Sue included). so that didn't 100% work for me.
the final prom battle: UGH...damn. i guess we know where the ALLEGED $50 million dollar budget went. AND IT SHOWED. SMH
Oh yeah, CARRIE CAN FLY?! HUNH? NIGGA WHAT?!
Since when did this become that good low budget ass, CHARMED SHIT on a movie screen?
Overall, this gets a LIBERAL ASS 7/10 for me. I don't think this should have been remade and kids today will seek out the book *AND* the original Carrie movie to see how it was done.
Oh yeah, shout out to director Kimberly Peirce. Glad you are back making movies again...I see you are firmly comfortable with doing both indie and studio projects. This maybe a *SLIGHT* blight on your resume. But, solid work overall. Get Out the Room https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/get-out-the-room/id525657893
Some of y'all need this in your life: http://www.psychology.com
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