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bwood
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"The Lone Ranger (Verbinski, 2013)"


          

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVhgaj6PiE

This looks dope, but I can see where this could go wrong. I really hope it doesn't suck.

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Feels like a teaser.
Oct 03rd 2012
1
... we ain't talking about Depp's Tonto voice?
Oct 03rd 2012
2
*sigh* What is there to say?
Oct 04th 2012
3
      There comes a time, kemosabe, when man must talk about it
Oct 04th 2012
5
ugh...I was foolishly hoping to get a Rango vibe
Oct 04th 2012
4
Um...yea....new trailer...
Dec 11th 2012
6
looks completely forgettable.
Dec 11th 2012
7
Final trailer
Apr 18th 2013
8
Holy shit...this feel like a Pirates spin-off done as a Western.
Jul 02nd 2013
9
Oh and...
Jul 02nd 2013
17
This review almost mirrors my review above *link*
Jul 02nd 2013
22
2:29
Jul 02nd 2013
10
I just saw that.
Jul 02nd 2013
11
Yes!
Jul 02nd 2013
15
There comes a long run time, kemosabe.
Jul 02nd 2013
12
The run time is one of the movie's many problems.
Jul 02nd 2013
13
Johnny Depp Says 'Lone Ranger' Will 'Thank' And 'Respect' Native America...
Jul 02nd 2013
14
I'm sure Depp accurately portrays the Native sense of humor about itself...
Jul 02nd 2013
18
http://automaticimprov.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/crying_indian.jpg
Jul 02nd 2013
21
So is the Native American population so low that Disney thought this'd b...
Jul 02nd 2013
16
Look at this
Jul 02nd 2013
19
So is it okay to call Depp a racist yet?
Jul 02nd 2013
23
      You can call him Al, for all I care. I really don't give a shit.
Jul 03rd 2013
26
Yes. That's exactly what it is.
Jul 02nd 2013
24
dude been playing native american roles since 97, & says he's 1
Jul 03rd 2013
29
      Depp is Native like 1/4 of the country is.
Jul 03rd 2013
30
2.5 hours? Getting shitty reviews? Opening opposite "DM2"?
Jul 02nd 2013
20
I made a bet about this movie, and it's looking like I ate crow.
Jul 02nd 2013
25
So... this movie isn't shitty. At all. I thought it was fun.
Jul 03rd 2013
27
i liked it. all that other ish notwithstanding. i was prepared to hate.
Jul 08th 2013
34
      It's on my to-do list tomorrow. A big blog catch-up day.
Jul 08th 2013
36
      hrm
Jul 09th 2013
39
           I think it does a reasonably successful job at balancing...
Jul 09th 2013
41
Matt Zoller Seitz's 3.5 star review from rogerebert.com:
Jul 03rd 2013
28
Too long
Jul 05th 2013
31
The ship be sinking (swipe)
Jul 06th 2013
32
I am glad that critics are being harsh on movies
Jul 08th 2013
33
If you want orginal works, then please, PLEASE see Pacific Rim this week...
Jul 08th 2013
35
for real? lol I hope youre serious
Jul 09th 2013
42
      Nigga...SMH...
Jul 09th 2013
46
The Lone Ranger brings a hugely unique perspective to blockbusters.
Jul 08th 2013
37
      It's a big budget paint down and I'm glad it flopped.
Jul 08th 2013
38
      thanks Frank!
Jul 09th 2013
40
      THAT makes me want to see it...ON NETFLIX.
Jul 10th 2013
48
           lol, you and the overwhelming majority of Americans.
Jul 10th 2013
49
                not this western
Sep 05th 2013
51
USA TODAY on the movie flopping...
Jul 09th 2013
43
Point #2 is so played out.
Jul 09th 2013
44
      John Carter was a flop. we should stop putting qualifiers on it.
Jul 09th 2013
45
           Both fair points. I'm not trying to justify spending that much on JC.
Jul 09th 2013
47
My full review, for poetx and them: (swipe)
Jul 11th 2013
50

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1. "Feels like a teaser. "
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Wed Oct-03-12 10:17 AM by xbenzive

          

Either way I loved Rango, so I'm eager to see Verbinski visuals of the Western brought to a big screen once again but not being computer animated.

  

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2. "... we ain't talking about Depp's Tonto voice?"
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3. "*sigh* What is there to say?"
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5. "There comes a time, kemosabe, when man must talk about it"
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& not the awesome cinematography which I'd rather focus on instead

  

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4. "ugh...I was foolishly hoping to get a Rango vibe"
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some of the photos gave me a glimmer of hope

but seeing Bruckheimer's name plastered all over the trailer, plus the hard rock music and 'Rock FM' style title cards...ugh ugh ugh.

I'll pass.

  

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6. "Um...yea....new trailer..."
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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=97949

I don't know anymore yo. I don't know.

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7. "looks completely forgettable."
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8. "Final trailer"
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http://collider.com/lone-ranger-movie-trailer/

This movie has some really big set pieces that look cool. It'll be interesting to see if adds up to anything, which I doubt.

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9. "Holy shit...this feel like a Pirates spin-off done as a Western."
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First I'd like to say Bojan Bazelli shot the fuck outta this movie. There were times where outta sheer boredom, I'd stop paying attention to the story and started paying attention to the scenery and framing. Some of this looks like a painting. Also, for what it's worth Armie Hammer did a good job. I really would like to see homie in more movies. Lastly, Disney must not give no fucks anymore. These niggas were getting shot left and right, implying rape, cutting out hearts, heads getting crushed, niggas getting blown the fuck up, niggas getting shot with arrows etc.

Unfortunately, I'm about to go in. What the fuck was up with the framing narrative that went nowhere. I guess they did that to add to the "myth" of The Lone Ranger but the failed horribly. Honestly, shit just felt like padding to a movie that was already an hour too long. Which brings me to my next point. What in the fuck did Helena Bonham Carter's character have to do with anything? This chick is only in two scenes and has a cool little character quirk, but talk about deleted scenes. And Johnny Depp's Tonto just felt like a caricature Native American mixed with an even crazier Captain Jack Sparrow. I was even offended by the Native American stereotypes in this fucking film. Plus Tonto's backstory was pretty bad also, and did nothing to make the character "deeper", but did add to the "plot twist". And I must be the only one who found it creepy that Ruth Wilson's character was in love with Armie, but was unhappily married to his brother and his brother was okay with them potentially fucking after he's gone. Like naw nigga that's your sister-in-law. That shit is foul.

Can we stop with the bad guy "plot twist" between this, White House Down, and The Purge, shit is OD played out and made obvious when the character is introduced. Also, I can see where the money went and I just wanna say was there a need for two train sequences? The first, for what it was, was fun and enjoyable. A lazy action scene where all the main characters meet and set up the conflict but it worked and was way more exciting than the cartoon that was the second sequence which also served as the climax. But by that time, I just wanted this to be over. When Armie got captured and put in front of a firing squad, I was like fuck me there's still at least 40 minutes left. And it ended up being 50 minutes left.

What also made this movie unbearable was Hans Zimmer. Homie straight swagger jacked Harmonica's theme from Once Upon A Time in the West. Shit was disgusting. And then adding to the cartoon value of the climax we have the William Tell Overture in all it's glory. I know it's a Lone Ranger staple, but it had me rolling my eyes and groaning.

So yea, this shit's a rental. I enjoyed this a lot more than a lot of shit this summer, but still. It seems as if they took The Green Hornet script, took out the funny shit, and padded out to make it two and a half hours. Speaking of GH I though the framing device was used to set up the LR/GH connection which it wasn't. And if anyone sits through the credits, let me know what happens cause during the end credits crawl Depp's Tonto is shuffling through the dessert. I just want to know if it went anywhere or if it was a waste of time. I had to run to bathroom to piss.

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17. "Oh and..."
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Tue Jul-02-13 01:04 PM by bwood

          

I find it funny that Tom Wilkinson is in both this and Green Hornet. Nigga really must love the Reid family.

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22. "This review almost mirrors my review above *link*"
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http://collider.com/the-lone-ranger-review/

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10. "2:29"
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Gore Verbinski has embraced the "Fuck it, we got more hard drive space, don't cut shit" aesthetic of Michael Bay

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11. "I just saw that. "
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I was thinking, "Yeah, maybe I'll just go and check it ou...WHA?!" Thank God the Arclight puts the run times up on their site.

Although it is always funny when the usher announces the run time before the show and you get a huge groan from an unwitting audience.

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15. "Yes!"
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>Although it is always funny when the usher announces the run
>time before the show and you get a huge groan from an
>unwitting audience.

That's always awesome...

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12. "There comes a long run time, kemosabe."
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13. "The run time is one of the movie's many problems."
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14. "Johnny Depp Says 'Lone Ranger' Will 'Thank' And 'Respect' Native America..."
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Bullshit. Pure bullshit.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1709896/lone-ranger-johnny-depp-tonto-native-americans.jhtml

After four installments of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise, Johnny Depp reunites with director Gore Verbinski for a decidedly different sort of adventure — a western — in "The Lone Ranger." Although the prospect of joining Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer was no doubt tantalizing, Depp revealed that he felt a personal motivation for playing the iconic role of Tonto.

"It was something I felt a pretty intense passion for, for a long time," Depp told MTV News. "Just taking into consideration the way that Native Americans have been portrayed in old-school TV series as sidekicks or savages. I just thought it was a way to flip it completely on its head and an opportunity to send great respect and thanks to the Native Americans for all they've lived through and went through in their existence. I guess it was to portray the Native American with the integrity and dignity that they deserve."


Depp famously brought so many unique elements to his portrayal of Jack Sparrow in the "Pirates" movies, which might lead one to believe he's self-sufficient when it comes to performing onscreen. But Depp said he truly enjoyed the interplay he experienced with co-star Armie Hammer, who plays the Ranger himself.

"When you're in the ring and the camera's rolling, you're out there with your character and your partner, you never know what's going to happen," Depp observed. "Nothing's ever really planned; you just go out there and do your stuff and see what happens — and Armie was very good about that. A lot of guys are extremely rigid in their delivery or their intent, but Armie can movie around a lot."

Depp also said that his collaboration with Hammer led to some terrific chemistry between their characters, especially since Tonto was typically relegated to being the Lone Ranger's sidekick. "That was very, very nice," he said. "That would impact the character greatly because I think Tonto basically thought the Lone Ranger was an idiot."

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18. "I'm sure Depp accurately portrays the Native sense of humor about itself..."
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16. "So is the Native American population so low that Disney thought this'd b..."
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I really just don't understand how this got made.

  

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19. "Look at this"
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http://www.johnnydeppweb.com/gallery/albums/userpics/34202/03~15.jpg

See whose name is listed first?

Now zoom in and look at the list of producers

See whose name is among those listed?

THAT'S how this movie got made.

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23. "So is it okay to call Depp a racist yet?"
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26. "You can call him Al, for all I care. I really don't give a shit."
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24. "Yes. That's exactly what it is. "
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There was no way they were gonna give Adam Beach or some no-name Native guy the lead in this big budget summer blockbuster. And Tonto is the lead by default because Hammer is a square-jawed automaton.

They did the same math that people always do when it comes to Indian shit. There aren't enough of them to make a big enough stink about it, and white people ultimately don't care.

  

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29. "dude been playing native american roles since 97, & says he's 1"
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or his great grandma is..

anyway he wrote, directed, and starred in a it but hollywood killed it... peep the movie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brave
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5f/The_Brave.jpg/220px-The_Brave.jpg

Plot

The film concerns a Native American man named Raphael who lives with his wife and two children in a remote community near a rubbish dump selling whatever he can to make a living. Raphael, seeing the hopelessness of his situation and his inability to provide for his family, agrees to star in a snuff film for a large sum of money that he hopes will give his family a chance for a better life.
Having been given the money in advance, Raphael is given a week to live and then return to be tortured and killed in front of the camera. The film follows Raphael's transformation with his relationship with his wife and children over the course of his final week of life and his own personal anguish with his fate

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Depp was born in Owensboro, Kentucky, as the youngest of four children of Betty Sue Palmer (née Wells), a waitress, and John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer. In a 2002 interview, Depp stated that he believed he has Native American ancestry; in 2011, he specified, "I guess I have some Native American somewhere down the line. My great-grandmother was quite a bit of Native American, she grew up Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian. Makes sense in terms of coming from Kentucky, which is rife with Cherokee and Creek." He has also stated that he "apparently" has Native American ancestry, and that "There are so many different things you're told in Kentucky" . His Native ancestry came under question when Indian Country Today Media Network stated that Depp has never inquired about his heritage nor does the Cherokee Nation recognize him as a member (see also Controversy (Comanche adoption) below). Research published by Ancestry.com in 2013 stated that Depp is a descendant of Elizabeth Key Grinstead (b. 1630), a biracial woman, who was the first woman of African ancestry in the North American colonies to sue for her freedom from slavery and win.


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30. "Depp is Native like 1/4 of the country is. "
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That old "My grandmother was Cherokee" bullshit.

  

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20. "2.5 hours? Getting shitty reviews? Opening opposite "DM2"?"
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Nah. Let's go ahead and call it a bomb.

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25. "I made a bet about this movie, and it's looking like I ate crow."
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I took the over/under on $100 million from tomorrow through Sunday. I knew the movie looked like shit, but now it's getting steamrolled critically, which does NOT help my case. I'm still hoping for the Pirates fans and teens hitting this because of Depp though.

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27. "So... this movie isn't shitty. At all. I thought it was fun."
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It's too long, yes, but I'd say it's too long in the vein of the first Pirates film: the pace is high, the one-liners keep coming, and the action is for the most part terrific.

God bless Verbinski for setting the two big bookend action sequences in broad daylight. The finale is among the best sequences you'll see all summer, I reckon.

Johnny Depp: I can't sit here like the casting isn't offensive and Depp's Native American background isn't dubious. That being said, Depp is extremely adept at deadpan physical comedy, which is what Tonto mostly brings to the table here. Tonto is a well-developed sympathetic character, the history of white people treating Native Americans shittily is front and center, and I expected something far more cringe-worthy. Does that justify casting Depp? Up to you. But taking as a given that the film isn't made without Depp as Tonto, I enjoyed how he and the film handled it.

Armie Hammer: right for the part. Bland, handsome, some decent doofus comedic timing.

Bonham Carter: wasted.

Wilkinson: predictable what you get from his performance, but always welcome.

William Fichtner, James Badge Dale, Stephen Root: awesome, awesome, awesome.

Some jokes tank, but enough land that I left happy.

It's easy to roast this film, from Depp to Verbinski to Disney to the whole Native American press release thing to the fact that no one wants to defend a big-budget Western.

But I enjoyed it. And once again, I find myself at odds with critics that call a summer film the worst piece of shit ever. *shrug*

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34. "i liked it. all that other ish notwithstanding. i was prepared to hate. "
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best line of the movie:

"what's your crime?"

tonto: "indian".

i think this movie's failing (at the box office) comes from telling america stuff it doesn't want to know about itself. on the 4th of freaking july, no less.

the dismantling of the 'how the west was won' bullshit narrative on the big screen was good for me, meaning most folks ain't going for it.

they came closer to making me interested in that story than i'd imagined possible. that says a lot.

did you do a full review of it?


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36. "It's on my to-do list tomorrow. A big blog catch-up day."
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>best line of the movie:
>
>"what's your crime?"
>
>tonto: "indian".
>
>i think this movie's failing (at the box office) comes from
>telling america stuff it doesn't want to know about itself. on
>the 4th of freaking july, no less.
>
>the dismantling of the 'how the west was won' bullshit
>narrative on the big screen was good for me, meaning most
>folks ain't going for it.
>
>they came closer to making me interested in that story than
>i'd imagined possible. that says a lot.
>
>did you do a full review of it?

All of your points were reasons I dug the film, for sure.

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39. "hrm"
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>i think this movie's failing (at the box office) comes from
>telling america stuff it doesn't want to know about itself. on
>the 4th of freaking july, no less.
>
>the dismantling of the 'how the west was won' bullshit
>narrative on the big screen was good for me, meaning most
>folks ain't going for it.
>
>they came closer to making me interested in that story than
>i'd imagined possible. that says a lot.


i'm in here for you two
because the critics seem hrrm
angry

and not the anger i expected that was in here
but the omg you ruined a western angry
which is extremely suspect
everything they are calling out is making me go wait
i might actually LIKE this movie
they are making FUN of westerns??
wait...

this sounds like a huge eff you to westerns

hrm HRRMM
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41. "I think it does a reasonably successful job at balancing..."
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... both delivering the usual pleasures of the Western (the mythmaking, the gorgeous scenery, the shoot-em up action, etc) and subverting our usual expectations of what a Western and a blockbuster should be in terms of content.

It's definitely too long, and some actors are wasted (the female ones in particular) but it's fast paced and character oriented enough that I felt it gave the film room to breathe. It's not inordinately plot-heavy (again, think the Pirates films).

>they are making FUN of westerns??
>wait...
>
>this sounds like a huge eff you to westerns
>
>hrm HRRMM

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28. "Matt Zoller Seitz's 3.5 star review from rogerebert.com:"
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MZS is swiftly becoming a lone voice of sanity amidst the easy piñata-bashing that happens during the summer. I wouldn't go all the way to 3.5, but his reasoning here more or less mirrors my own.

Like "Speed Racer" and "John Carter" before it, "The Lone Ranger" is a movie with no constituency to speak of. It's a gigantic picture with a klutzy, deeply un-cool hero (Armie Hammer of "The Social Network"), based on a property that most young viewers don't know or care about. It arrives in theaters stained by gossip of filmmaker-vs.-studio budget wars, and concerns that its star and co-executive producer, Johnny Depp, would play the Ranger's friend and spirit guide, Tonto, as a Native American Stepin Fetchit, stumbling around in face-paint and a dead-crow tiara. The film's poster image might as well have been a target. Too bad: for all its miscalculations, this is a personal picture, violent and sweet, clever and goofy. It's as obsessive and overbearing as Steven Spielberg's "1941" — and, I'll bet, as likely to be re-evaluated twenty years from now, and described as "misunderstood."

This time out, Tonto doesn't live to serve the Masked Man. He's a wandering spirit on his own mission of justice, disillusioned and driven mad by pain he endured decades ago. The Ranger, whose birth name is John Reid, has gone west to join his Texas Ranger brother (James Badge Dale, who's in every other blockbuster these days). Reid meets Tonto shackled on a train with the repulsive outlaw Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner), who escapes, links up with his old outlaw gang, and wreaks havoc on Reid, Tonto and the territory — but not in a vacuum. Butch may be a leering, scar-faced sadist who eats human flesh — Tonto refers to him as "wendigo", says he's driven "life out of balance" a la the "Koyaanisqatsi" poster's catchphrase, and carries a silver bullet to put him down — but in time we see that the outlaw is an expression of the American id. Like the railroad baron (Tom Wilkinson) that he secretly serves, Butch expresses the will of the majority, even though the kindlier members of the majority hate to think of themselves in such unflattering terms.

The film portrays its setting as a PG-13 version of Sergio Leone and Clint Eastwood's every-man-for-himself hellscape. Granted, this has been the Western's default worldview since the 1970s, but it's still startling to see it applied to "The Lone Ranger." The Ranger myth is innately square and attuned to received wisdom about who runs the country and why it's fine. The character tried to migrate from the 1950s small screen to theaters in 1981 and failed — not just because the movie was weak, but because seven years after Watergate and six years after America's withdrawal from Vietnam, the notion of a poor person of color devoting himself to a middle-class white male savior didn't make sense anymore, if it ever did. (Intriguingly, there's evidence that the real-life basis for the Ranger was a black man.) How do you adapt the legend of the Lone Ranger for multicultural, post-9/11, post-financial-meltdown America? That's the question. The filmmakers grapple with it amusingly, and throw in large-scale action sequences, broad slapstick, and black-comedy banter while they're at it. ("The United States Army!" Reid exclaims at one point. "Finally, someone who'll listen to reason!")

There were points when "The Lone Ranger" reminded me of the first three Indiana Jones movies, and not just because the climax involves runaway trains on parallel tracks andthe bad guy removes a man's heart from his chest (an atrocity reflected and abstracted in a witness's eyeball). Like the Indy films, the third especially—and like Lawrence Kasdan's "Silverado," which had a Spielbergian sensibility even though Spielberg had nothing to do with it — this "Ranger" is an overproduced cliffhanger. It's also a Greatest Hits collection of pop culture references that somehow develops its own personality, and it's quite 20th century in its methods. The director Gore Verbinski thinks about what's in the frame and what's out, and about when the camera will move and to what end. (Keep an eye out for the pan-up from Helena Bonham Carter's one-legged brothel madam to the portrait of her character as a young woman.) And in an age in which most blockbusters have but one mode, sort of a steroid-pumped sprint, this "Ranger" gives its characters space to breathe and think—too much time, honestly, as the movie's convoluted, stop-and-start midsection hurts its momentum; but still!

The film's a crazy-quilt of images and themes, referencing Buster Keaton's "The General," "The Searchers," "A Man Called Horse," the Man with No Name westerns, the filmic contraptions of Sam Raimi and Tim Burton (check out Bonham-Carter's ivory leg-cannon!); "El Topo," "Dead Man," "Blazing Saddles" and Verbinski's animated "Rango." And that's the short list. Hammer's Ranger, who has the earnest, bumbling beauty of young Christopher Reeve, feels like a blend of the Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne characters in "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" — the bookish pacifist giving way to the humble, practical-minded gunman, yet remaining appealing enough to entice his brother's plucky widow (Ruth Wilson, underused here, as women in summer action films tend to be). Tonto's sad backstory and eccentric behavior are Jack Sparrow-like, but the performance owes more to stone-faced silent movie stars such as William S. Hart and Buster Keaton. This is Depp's best Zen clowning since "Benny & Joon," but after twenty-plus years of mugging, viewers might not care. There's a "General"-worthy shot of Tonto up on a long ladder balanced across a locomotive like a seesaw. Something about the short, beefy Depp's unthinking fearlessness reminded me of Jackie Chan. The weirdest and most wonderful allusion ties "The Lone Ranger" in with its releasing company, Walt Disney: by assuring Reid "cannot be killed' because he already died in the canyon, Tonto gives Reid psychological cover to be the hero he always had the ability to become anyway. Which means The Lone Ranger is Dumbo, Tonto is the mouse Timothy, and the hero's nonexistent invincibility is the Magic Feather!

Luckily, "The Lone Ranger" is more than the sum of its references, because Verbinski and his screenwriters wind them around the solid core of a vision. This is a story about national myths: why they're perpetuated, who benefits. As we watch this Western saga unfold, we're not seeing "reality," but sort of a shaggy, colorful counter-myth, told by a wrinkled, "Little Big Man"-looking elderly Tonto to a young white boy at a San Francisco Old West museum, circa 1933. Old Tonto is a warm-blooded "Noble Savage" statue in a glass case, surrounded by a Monument Valley diorama whose color and texture prepare us for the CGI-infused storybook landscapes of the film itself. Tonto's counter-myth is meant to stop that boy from swallowing the official version of how the West was won, and from reflexively trusting authority of any kind, ever. All the old Western signifiers are flipped here. A U.S. Army action on behalf of a corporation is so cynical that the audience prays for Indians to ride to the rescue. The film is so attuned to Tonto's distress that when a brass band in a town square plays snippets of John Phillip Sousa, it's bad guy music, as chilling as "Das Lied der Deutschen" in World War II flick.

This Lone Ranger is a decent man from the start, but he's serving corrupt masters without knowing it. By the end, his values are that of a brawny 1960s activist who insists that the stated values of America are great, but we haven't truly lived up to them. The film is, as film critic Walter Chaw put it, "a labor of love for a character so unbelievably square that he becomes symbolic of our disappointment in ourselves." By the end, he's become something close to an American Robin Hood — an outlaw-by-circumstance who understands the difference between brute force and true moral authority. That such concepts are being endorsed by a $200 million Walt Disney tentpole picture will seem either hypocritical or inspiring, depending on whether you like the movie. Either way, this is a lumpy bubblegum blockbuster with a bitter aftertaste, overlong but dazzling, built of borrowed bits yet defiantly its own thing.

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31. "Too long "
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Somebody shoulda told Disney to go watch Mask of Zorro....
They should have went more traditional with this, I like Depp but the makeup and the bird got old. The last 30 min was fun tho.

  

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32. "The ship be sinking (swipe)"
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Less than $50 million though? That's not good, not good at all


http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/06/business/media/little-interest-in-lone-ranger-is-blow-for-disney.html

Little Interest in ‘Lone Ranger’ Is a Blow for Disney
By MICHAEL CIEPLY
Published: July 5, 2013

LOS ANGELES — The train wreck was supposed to stay on-screen.

Walt Disney Studios spent the July 4 holiday watching its expensive action western, “The Lone Ranger,” disintegrate in a box-office collision with a strong performance by the goofy little animated heroes of Universal Pictures’s “Despicable Me 2.”

By Friday morning, “Despicable Me 2” had taken in taken in $59.5 million at the North American box office since its Tuesday night opening, according to an early estimate by Hollywood.com, and appeared to be headed for five-day total of $115 million or more. Its projected total is sure to more than double the five-day take for “The Lone Ranger,” which by some estimates is expected to take in less than $50 million for the holiday, after collecting just $19.5 million in domestic theaters since Tuesday night.

Disney’s film stars Johnny Depp, was directed by Gore Verbinski, who joined Jerry Bruckheimer as a producer to revive the studio’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” team, and cost about $225 million to make, according to a person briefed on the expenses who spoke on condition of anonymity because of studio policy. That high cost came in part because of the wreckage from the movie’s railroad action scenes.

But critics were harsh. The film scored 37 of a possible 100 on the Metacritic.com service, and A.O. Scott, reviewing for The New York Times, called it “a frantic grab bag of plots and themes, a semester-long Westerns 101 college course crammed into two and a half hours and taught by a professor whose lecture notes were rearranged by a gust of wind on his way to class.”

The audience, meanwhile, turned away from a film that seeks its appeal in Mr. Depp’s wisecracking reinterpretation of Tonto, the Native American sidekick to John Reid, the Lone Ranger, who has loomed large in American pop culture since the broadcast of a radio drama in the 1930s. The masked ranger is played by the actor Armie Hammer.

A Disney spokesman on Friday declined to discuss the film’s performance.

Early Tuesday, the analyst Doug Creutz, with Cowen & Company in San Francisco, was quoted in a report from the Bloomberg News service, predicting that Disney would eventually write off $100 million on “The Lone Ranger.”

That would be about half the write-down it took on another large-scale film disaster, “John Carter,” which cost about $350 million to make and market, and collected only about $282 million at the worldwide box office after its release in March 2012. (Studios keep only part of the box office receipts, which are shared with exhibitors, but also collect money from home entertainment and other sales.) A year earlier, Disney had suffered a similar disaster with another expensive flop, “Mars Needs Moms.”

Alan F. Horn, a veteran Warner executive, became chairman of Walt Disney Studios last June, after “The Lone Ranger” was already being made.

Fierce competition from a crowded slate of blockbusters this summer leaves little room for “The Lone Ranger” to expand its appeal in coming weeks. On July 12, Warner Brothers and Legendary Pictures will open “Pacific Rim,” a robot battle fantasy that was promoted this week in trailers attached to “The Lone Ranger,” while Sony Pictures Entertainment will release “Grown Ups 2,” a sequel to an earlier comedy hit, which featuring Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Chris Rock.

By midday Friday, Disney shares were largely unchanged.

A version of this article appeared in print on July 6, 2013, on page C2 of the New York edition with the headline: ‘Lone Ranger’ Finds Little Company in Theaters.

  

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33. "I am glad that critics are being harsh on movies"
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This whole summer they are being pretty harsh. I wish Hollywood would get out of its way. I know films are being made for the sakes of $$ but if you stop putting heart in your work, eventually people will stop supporting. These remakes and spinoffs are great but damn, what happened with original ideas? Lone Ranger might be a good film but it basically seems like POTC on land. Maybe im wrong and should keep my mouth shut until I see it (which I have little desire for) but I wish people came with original ideas more often.

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35. "If you want orginal works, then please, PLEASE see Pacific Rim this week..."
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It's fucking fantastic and we should all be grateful that a movie like that even exits.

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The trailers make it look like transformes meet cloverfield

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46. "Nigga...SMH..."
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>The trailers make it look like transformes meet cloverfield

It shits on both of those movies and I liked Cloverfield.

It's a human story just as much as it is about giant fighting mechs and monsters.

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37. "The Lone Ranger brings a hugely unique perspective to blockbusters."
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It's a 200 million dollar film with a Native American protagonist and a plot about how shitty Manifest Destiny/white people are.

It has the name Lone Ranger... but I can't think of a more risky endeavor, personally.

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38. "It's a big budget paint down and I'm glad it flopped. "
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40. "thanks Frank!"
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>It's a 200 million dollar film with a Native American
>protagonist and a plot about how shitty Manifest Destiny/white
>people are.
>
>It has the name Lone Ranger... but I can't think of a more
>risky endeavor, personally.

something wasnt feeling right with these critics
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48. "THAT makes me want to see it...ON NETFLIX."
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49. "lol, you and the overwhelming majority of Americans."
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None of whom wish to be bothered to spend $12+ dollars to see a Western in theaters in the middle of summer.

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51. "not this western"
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only the coen brothers or josh brolin could get me to make a promise like that
lol

but yes netflix it will be
and i still appreciate your view which got me to at least give it a chance
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43. "USA TODAY on the movie flopping..."
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/07/08/lone-ranger-flop-box-office/2497611/

'Lone Ranger' misfires despite loot, star power
Scott Bowles, USA TODAY 3:12 p.m. EDT July 8, 2013
Despite a trunk full of cash and one of Hollywood's biggest stars at its core, 'The Lone Ranger' lands with a thud at the box office.

THE LONE RANGER
(Photo: Peter Mountain)
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
The highly hyped Western could end up being one of year's biggest flops
A risky genre and stiff competition from 'Despicable Me 2' were a recipe for failure
Disney has gambled before, and it has lost big and won big

LOS ANGELES — On paper and in the marketing blitz that preceded its leaden debut Wednesday, The Lone Ranger had the trappings of a runaway hit.

By the end of Wednesday, the $225 million film was off the rails. The Johnny Depp vehicle earned an abysmal $29 million through July Fourth and finished the usually lucrative holiday weekend with $49 million.

Disney did not respond to interview requests Monday, but it noted in a release Sunday that the film earned a B+ from CinemaScore (which measures audience appeal) and collected $25 million overseas in less than a third of the international markets, suggesting the film could still recoup its production budget.

But box-office analysts, who had expected Lone Ranger's numbers to be twice what they were, say a risky genre, a waning star and studio hubris left the creative team behind Pirates of the Caribbean holding what probably will be one of the year's more staggering flops.

In addition to Despicable Me 2's astonishing debut at $89 million, observers point to several warnings that Ranger was doomed from the gate:

• Westerns misfire. The genre is one of the industry's most obscure, accounting for less than 1% of ticket sales since 1975, according to data from the-numbers.com. And the landscape is littered with Western turkeys, including the Will Smith adventure Wild Wild West, which cost $170 million and corralled just $114 million in 1999; and the $160 million Cowboys & Aliens,which took in $100 million in 2011.

"Disney chose not to heed this lesson," says John Hamann of boxofficeprophets.com. "Instead, they spent a lot more for a similar result."

Steep production costs jacked expectations, and the budget seemed "a lot for a Western based on a character that probably reached the height of his popularity over 50 years ago," says Ray Subers of boxofficemojo.com.

• Stars are fading. This is just the latest weekend when an A-list star's film was crushed by a cartoon. Monsters University made mincemeat of Brad Pitt's World War Z, which actually had a strong debut June 21 by falling just $16 million short of the Pixar sequel. A week later, Monsters shot down Melissa McCarthy's strong entry in The Heat, which also had to settle for the silver medal. And let's not forget spring animation, when The Croods' $185 million trounced big-budget films from Tom Cruise (Oblivion, $89 million) and Will Smith (After Earth, $58 million).

"Concepts are winning out over celebrities," says Jeff Bock of Exhibitor Relations. "The stars still drive business, but not like a fresh idea."

• Disney lives by the sword. No studio has rolled the dice and lost as big as Disney in recent years. The Mouse House released the $150 million animated disasterMars Needs Momsin 2011, which crash-landed at $21 million. Last year, Disney released the $250 million sci-fi flopJohn Carter, which struggled to $73 million.

Of course, the studio has had huge summer hits in Iron Man 3 ($406 million) and Monsters University ($216 million so far).

Bock expects the Ranger train wreck to stifle Westerns, but not big-budget studio gambles. "Sorry for this," he says, "but the Western is in a pine box for a while."

As for the industry, "if there's one studio that can absorb a flop, it's Disney," Bock says. "Its Pixar, Marvel and Star Wars properties will absorb any loss. They gamble big. Sometimes they win, sometimes they lose. This time they lost."

  

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44. "Point #2 is so played out."
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A huge reason World War Z was a success was its concept. Another huge reason is the star it had attached to it. With a less-woman-friendly male star, it's not currently sitting in the Top 10 of domestic box office in 2013. Melissa McCarthy is also bonafide: her two films cost 75 million combined and have brought it domestically going on 250 million. People love HER: the concepts help, but she is the draw. Oblivion doesn't come close to 100 million without Tom Cruise, if Robert Downey Jr. didn't return as Tony Stark for the new Iron Man movie, etc.

Cartoons being live-action films with stars is a huge revelation if you've never paid attention to the box office of the last 25 years, lol. Cartoons will nearly always win.

Point 3 is kind of bullshit too in that it ignores John Carter taking in over 200 mil overseas. Not that that makes it not a flop... but ignoring what a big budget movie does overseas when a big reason they have no problem spending that much on a film is the overseas market for these types of films is kind of a big deal.

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45. "John Carter was a flop. we should stop putting qualifiers on it."
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even after the foreign release it was still a write-off for Disney.

ETA: I also don't think Oblivion makes much of a case for star power. Kosinski's last sci-fi feature did double the US money without a star lead.

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47. "Both fair points. I'm not trying to justify spending that much on JC."
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I'm saying ignoring worldwide box office at a time when studios are intentionally making their movies as friendly to an international audience as possible because of how much money is to be made over there is horrible reporting. They could have easily said, "when considering promotional costs, John Carter's worldwide take made nowhere near the expenditure necessary to release it," etc.

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http://thepasswordisswordfish.com/2013/07/11/the-lone-ranger-dont-believe-the-negative-hype-on-this-fun-ride/

Like most, I dreaded The Lone Ranger’s release. A $200+ million reboot of a franchise no one was clamoring for, starring Johnny Depp as a wacky Native American speaking in cliched stilted catchphrases, with a run time pushing two hours and thirty minutes? I cannot blame anyone who saw the trailer for recoiling in agony. That budget for that property with that marketing campaign was a major-league recipe for disaster. The actual reviews that followed seemed to verify everyone’s fears: a veritable dogpile of rabid Davids upon the mortally wounded shell of a Goliath. This is the part that baffles me: not that people wouldn’t like it, as individual tastes differ, but the sheer voracity of the attacks upon a film that I thoroughly enjoyed. It’s not without its flaws or its bloat, but The Lone Ranger is an energetic blockbuster that manages to both deliver the joys of the Western and subvert the negative baggage that the genre seems to wield. Many seem to believe that taking a known property is classic studio risk aversion, yet the only element resembling risk aversion here is the title: Disney has made a $200+ million film in a genre unpopular with contemporary audiences with a Native American lead, one marketable actor whose face is obscured, and a narrative that focuses on the crimes of the white man and his Manifest Destiny. On top of all that, it manages to be funny, charming, and boasts two of the best-shot action set-pieces you’re likely to see all year.

We begin with a framing device that is admittedly initially jarring. At a fair in San Francisco in 1933, a young boy dressed as The Lone Ranger goes into a Wild West exhibit. Mannequins and stuffed creatures stand behind labels. The boy approaches a mannequin of an ancient Native American man, labeled “THE NOBLE SAVAGE.” When the mannequin turns out to be not a mannequin at all, but the real life Tonto (Johnny Depp, in some insane body-length age makeup), he begins spinning his wheels about the “true” story of The Lone Ranger. Is what Tonto is telling the truth, or just another tall tale about a mythological figure? In the end, does the truth really matter?

Flashback to the mid-1800s. John Reid (Armie Hammer) returns home to smalltown Texas via train. A railroad tycoon, Latham Cole (Tom Wilkinson), has recently brought the Intercontinental Railroad through his hometown on its way toward the Pacific. We soon discover the train also carries a much younger Tonto and outlaw Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner), who was captured by Texas Ranger Dan Reid (James Badge Dale), John’s brother. The film establishes an extraordinary amount of relationship and conflict as the action unfolds– instead of frenetic action and slow character development carefully separated, like so many films, Verbinski manages to space out his action, building tension, allowing exchanges along the way. There are few contemporary action directors in whose hands I feel more comfortable.

Inevitably, Cavendish is broken free of his bonds, the Rangers go after him, and after a unfortunate twist of fate, John Reid is left as the sole figure in a position to pursue Cavendish. However, as a city lawyer, he knows nothing of tracking and abhors guns. Luckily, Tonto, who recognizes him from the train, is there beside him with the same goal. Cavendish is closely tied to Tonto’s checkered past, and Tonto is out for blood. He’d prefer Dan Reid, but John is his only option; he calls John “kemosabe.” When asked what that means, he deadpans, “Wrong brother.” John looks upon Tonto as a kooky nutcase, full of eccentric Native beliefs– and so do we, at first. Tonto appears to be your typical eccentric “helper of white man,” chanting, trading, and so forth. However, this is the film’s most adept misdirect. Tonto, as we learn, suffers from some severe disorders, and he compulsively lies to all white people in order to convenience him. He claims ancient Indian stories and spells and traditions, and we learn few of them if any are true. Here is a main character who gets ahead in this world by placating ignorant white expectations of his people and then subverting them behind their backs. In a world where Tonto appears to be the most simple-minded, he’s in fact smarter than the lot.

If you take issue with Johnny Depp, a seemingly white man, playing the lead Native American role, despite the deluge of (misguided) press releases attempting to convince everyone it’s okay, then I can’t blame you for avoiding the film altogether. I could try to convince you endlessly how cleverly the character is handled and how beautifully Depp plays the role, but it would be pointless, and I can’t frown at your opinion, as it seems few things are more offensive than attempts at convincing someone that something is not offensive. (I flash back to Quentin Tarantino in interview claiming it was cool if he said the N-word because he grew up in black neighborhoods, dating black women, et cetera… ugh.) However, if you can get past that, in The Lone Ranger, Depp’s deadpan stare has never been put to better use, and I include his work at Captain Jack Sparrow. Matt Zoller Seitz, in his terrific review, compared him to Buster Keaton, which was precisely the name that popped into my mind in theaters. I’ve read gripes that Depp’s stunt work seems too effortless: that’s precisely the beauty of the performance. When Tonto stands atop a ladder that is jutting from the top of a moving train, and he stares over at John Reid with a blank expression, it’s absurdity reminiscent of silent film comedy. The trailers made me fear I would hate Depp in this film, when it’s rare that I’ve liked him more.

As anyone who saw The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, this film predictably has about twenty minutes or so that could probably be cut. Gore Verbinski’s staple seems to be, like Michael Bay, giving audiences as much titillation for their buck as humanly possible. Yet unlike Michael Bay, Verbinski’s characters are, for the most part, flesh and blood (the female character development admittedly leave a lot to be desired here). While the film is long, it isn’t slow, and both action and comedic dialogue are rarely pointless in his hands. The film can be faulted for attempting to do too much, but that’s a fault I’m willing to take with my summer blockbusters. He also perfectly selects a supporting cast of scenery-chewers in Tom Wilkinson, Stephen Root, the utterly insane Barry Pepper, and the aforementioned Dale, who is in desperate need of a franchise of his own.

Few films this year are likely to provide the giddy joy of this film’s finale. The William Tell Overture blares, Silver rears up with The Lone Ranger on horseback, and we’re off to the races in a ridiculous and amazing train sequence. For all my talk about its subversive messages and its approach of American myth-making, it still delivers the goods that we want in our summer blockbuster. It looks terrific (set in broad daylight, thank you Lord), full of such visual wit that it puts all the action with shaky cam and lightning-fast cuts we see nowadays to shame. The Lone Ranger stands out from the pack this summer, in approach, risk, subject matter, and, for the most part, in execution. Here’s a director who cares about character and visual coherence in big-budget studio pictures, yet like so many of Cavendish’s henchmen, he gets thrown from the train by critics and audiences for this film. Point fingers at the executives who greenlit a $200+ million summer Western, the marketing team who failed to sell it adequately, the PR team who saturated the marketplace with embarrassing “Depp as a Native American is okay!” news stories. However, the movie on its own does a more than fine job in earning accolades. Many critics often decry studios for their lack of risk by making big-budget known property films. If only more of them would take the risk of sticking their neck out for the good ones.

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