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"Snow White and the Huntsman (Sanders, 2012)"
Fri Jun-01-12 11:28 AM by ZooTown74

  

          

Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY67V0wOlz8


I know the point of trailers is to get you interested in the movie and this trailer did the job for me. The mirror scene looks epic.

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I didn't care for it... but then I saw the Mirror Mirror trailer.
Nov 27th 2011
1
^^^^THIS!!!!
Nov 27th 2011
2
i think mirror mirror is.going to be.good
Nov 28th 2011
3
      They attempted like twenty jokes in the trailer.
Nov 28th 2011
4
I won't see it just because I don't get to see movies
Nov 28th 2011
5
Seriously? Youre gonna make a trailer starring Charleze
Nov 28th 2011
6
man Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen (SLIGHTLY SPOILERY)
Nov 28th 2011
7
Anyone? Anyone?
Jun 01st 2012
8
I'm still gonna see it but middling reviews
Jun 01st 2012
9
Was tempted til the reviews came in. Best bits could be in the trailer.
Jun 01st 2012
10
Seeing today.
Jun 01st 2012
11
my press screening was this morning...
Jun 01st 2012
12
Easily the worst film I've seen this year. I would have walked out
Jun 01st 2012
13
A mostly joyless affair; just watch the trailer
Jun 02nd 2012
14
looks good, but impossibly dour
Jun 02nd 2012
15
RE: looks good, but impossibly dour
Jun 03rd 2012
16
Visually stunning but...
Jun 03rd 2012
17
proved why ktisten stewart should stop trying to act...lol
Jun 03rd 2012
18
As someone that hasn't seen one Twilight movie....
Jun 04th 2012
19
      man i was lmao at her facial expressions...lol
Jun 04th 2012
23
Dreadful. Here's my review:
Jun 04th 2012
20
WAUW
Jun 04th 2012
21
bruh don't even rent that shit ..lol
Jun 04th 2012
22
the font on your blog is way too small, homey
Jun 05th 2012
26
      Ha! Fair enough.
Jun 05th 2012
27
coulda been something
Jun 04th 2012
24
unfortunately yes she is always this bad and
Jun 04th 2012
25
      which is odd
Jun 05th 2012
28
lol @ anyone who actually thought this was a good idea...
Jun 05th 2012
29
RE: lol @ anyone who actually thought this was a good idea...
Jun 06th 2012
30
      i call bullshit...
Jun 08th 2012
31
Utter Garbage!
Jun 11th 2012
32
One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time
Jun 11th 2012
33
RE: Razzilicious! (possible spoiler)
Jul 02nd 2012
34
Mirror Mirror was MUCH better. Even Thor was bored with this.
Jul 11th 2012
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1. "I didn't care for it... but then I saw the Mirror Mirror trailer."
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This movie looks like fucking Citizen Kane in comparison.

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2. "^^^^THIS!!!!"
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I felt the same way. Both of these movies are gonna suck. Mirror Mirror more so that Huntsman.

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3. "i think mirror mirror is.going to be.good"
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That's the kinda movie I lived for as a child.

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4. "They attempted like twenty jokes in the trailer."
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All of which played to crickets in my Hugo theater. Their heart is in the right place, it just looks reeeeeeeally poorly executed.

Doing shtick isn't Julia Roberts' strong suit.

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5. "I won't see it just because I don't get to see movies"
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But I won't hate it on it either.

It doesn't look horrible.

Get out the room, places to hear it.

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6. "Seriously? Youre gonna make a trailer starring Charleze"
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and then tell me the title of the movie is clearly about a love story for Kristen and Thor-ish?


What a terrible title to cash in on Twilight love story b.s.

Call this movie Snow White & The Mirror Bitch

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7. "man Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen (SLIGHTLY SPOILERY)"
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sucking the lifeforce out of virgins basically?!

basically *KILLING IT* in every fram she's in?!

Kristen "VOMIT" Stewart is in this? man...NO.

but Charlize as the evil queen? um, i might have to see it...then BAIL when she stops being on the screen!

both of these snow white movies are NOT the business, but charlize does kinda bring that slight bit of edge, i think...

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8. "Anyone? Anyone?"
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I might peep it if I finish my work and shit

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9. "I'm still gonna see it but middling reviews "
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Too long, too slow, pulls its punches.

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10. "Was tempted til the reviews came in. Best bits could be in the trailer."
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11. "Seeing today."
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http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-long-and-late-movie-show/id498789655

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12. "my press screening was this morning..."
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...at least it was better than Mirror Mirror. Visually it's stunning, but that's all. The movie is too long. And not enough was going on to keep me awake for 20 or 30 minutes. I would like to see what Rupert Sanders can do with a better script.

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13. "Easily the worst film I've seen this year. I would have walked out"
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if I hadn't fallen asleep halfway through instead.

  

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14. "A mostly joyless affair; just watch the trailer"
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You'll miss some cool visuals and the 10 minutes of fun when the dwarves are introduced but you'll save yourself being bored for the other 110 minutes.

At times it felt like a music video director trying to be Terrence Malick but having no soul, no insight, and, well, basically no script.

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15. "looks good, but impossibly dour"
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I don't mind that they went kinda dark with the story (and the feminist angle on the Queen was interesting), but it was juuuust soooo sloooow. Thor did his thing, and Stewart wasn't that bad really. Although it's a little laughable to see her as Miss Badass when she had been stuck in that dungeon for so long. Or maybe I was sleeping during the prison-workout montage.

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16. "RE: looks good, but impossibly dour"
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My wife was way more into it than I was. Felt like there was a lot missing from the story to explain certain things, and as someone pointed out, Charlize Theron is basically acting alone for much of the film. It was an OK movie, that's about it.

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17. "Visually stunning but..."
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lacks beauty and depth in script and characters, especially Stewart's inability to captivate any sort of interest. She's just dull. She wasn't bad, just dull. None of the payoffs, whether the kiss or the war, wasn't capitalized. Not at all a horrible film, there was just an empty void throughout.

  

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18. "proved why ktisten stewart should stop trying to act...lol"
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19. "As someone that hasn't seen one Twilight movie...."
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I had no idea that chick was THAT bad

It's bad enough the flick is a snooze feast but then you have to look at her constipated faces and have them keep talking about how beautiful she is. There was decent movie there had they tightened up the story telling a little and cast a different lead.
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23. "man i was lmao at her facial expressions...lol"
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Cosign on everything you said about improving this festering turd of a film
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20. "Dreadful. Here's my review:"
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http://wp.me/pgW2t-Xj

It's pretty much all bad. All of it. And I thought it looked like it may be good from the trailer. Yeesh.

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21. "WAUW"
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i'm so not paying money for this *AT ALL*....

this is definitely a $1 REdbox rent...if that.

SMH

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22. "bruh don't even rent that shit ..lol"
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I have never wanted to walk out on movie so much before , I kept telling myself maybe it will get better...lol
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26. "the font on your blog is way too small, homey"
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the white on gray type is tough enough, but trying to read it in 6-point font? can't do it.

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27. "Ha! Fair enough."
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Oddly, that's the first complaint I've heard about it in five years. Not that it isn't a valid complaint, just surprised I haven't heard it earlier.

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24. "coulda been something"
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the director has some ideas, and I look forward to his next film.

But snow white wasn't fine, or compelling, or interesting.

I've never seen a twilight film, because I have a penis, but is she normally this bad?

  

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25. "unfortunately yes she is always this bad and"
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I wouldn't even feel this way about Kristen stewart if she actually gave a damn about trying to be a good actor but she always comes off like she doesn't care - i hate when an actor tries to phone shit in...lol
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28. "which is odd"
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because her PRE-Twilight shit (PANIC ROOM, ADVENTURELAND, etc.) is *REALLY* fucking good....

there is no reason for her to be this bad intentionally i don't care how much money she's getting for these films...

*YET* I keep hearing her work in ON THE ROAD is fantastic...like legitimately.

so basically, from what I've heard from folk who've seen this movie is that Charlize OWNS the film, yet folk are bored to tears when the ACTUAL leads are on the screen...

that's lame as fuck. i will pass. lol

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29. "lol @ anyone who actually thought this was a good idea..."
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..even more laughter @ anyone who expected it to be a good film.


..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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30. "RE: lol @ anyone who actually thought this was a good idea..."
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>..even more laughter @ anyone who expected it to be a good
>film.
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>..and miles to go before i sleep...


true BUT here's the thing:

*BEFORE* Universal put their hands on it, the screenplay WAS GOOD.

Like, legitimately good...many of the relationships in the film were way more developed, fleshed out *AND* stronger....

Apparently, Universal added a bunch of unnecessary and pointless mystical mumbo jumbo bs that wasn't in the original script...

so I don't know.

shit, folk are mad now?

They'll have a FIT when HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS comes out January 2013

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31. "i call bullshit..."
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..i don't give a damn WHO wrote the screenplay or how compelling it might've appeared to be

its snow white

save that shit for cartoons and broadway


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32. "Utter Garbage!"
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33. "One of the worst movies I've seen in a long time"
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I almost walked out.

I'll give it to stewart this is the first movie where I found her real attractive, but fairer than Charlize Theron? Fuck out of here.

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34. "RE: Razzilicious! (possible spoiler)"
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After about 20 minutes i fell asleep,lol, i woke back up around the time the princess died and came back to life, i think.( i thought she was immortal,lol, idk what was going on) I do know this should get some razzie nominations. It was a double feature day for me so when this god awful ridiculous film ended the film i was really interested in was starting right next door. I will talk about that superhero movie later.

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35. "Mirror Mirror was MUCH better. Even Thor was bored with this."
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You could see it in his face

Yeah I know he was playing a drunk

But still

  

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