1. "It's not funny unless you go even further back." In response to Reply # 0
"Hello, Hattie McDaniel? It's me, your agent! Listen, I've got this GREAT part for you...how do you feel about playing a big, fat, sassy slave? Again?"
Arnold from Happy Days teaches the kid from Outsiders how to beat up Billy Zabka through fence painting and car washing. He even learns to catch a fly with chopsticks.
________________________________ There are dozens of us! Dozens!
7. "OK so get this we start with Episode 4, see?" In response to Reply # 0 Sun Nov-01-09 10:37 PM by Wrongthink
a half-man half-robot has built a rocket ship that looks like a planet with a big laser that destroys other planets. Oh and he also has telekinesis and a glow-in-the-dark sword. Badass right? So his son (who doesn't even know he IS HIS SON until the next movie, Episode 5!!!!) teams up with this carpenter I know to go save his sister (who doesn't even know she IS HIS SISTER until the movie after that, Episode 6!!!). His son destroys the entire planet-spaceship-thing with his spaceship and gets a medal.
Can I have $30 million dollars please? I have sci-fi credentials I've already made the completely unwatchable THX1138.
21. "Ok, Mr. Lucas, I'm reading the script" In response to Reply # 7
Not bad, by the way. Umm...quick question...this is reading very..."futuristic" to me...but it's supposed to be a time long ago? Wondering if you could elaborate?
12. "RE: isn't this why will smith didn't sign on to the matrix?" In response to Reply # 9
yeah,
he was like.
the guys said... "it's a real world, but not a real world... cuz the robots made it. you know... cuz they wanna control man. cuz they mad at them. plus they need them like batteries. so the 'not' real world is like a video-game/dream/movie kinda thing where everything is fake... UNLESS YOU DIE!
then THAT's real!"
lol
"oh oh oh... check it Will? you get to learn karate SUPER-FAST. then lawrence fishburne takes off his shirt and talks to the loyal subjects of zion... IT'S COOL!"
13. "you're a 40 year old man who wants to fuck a 16 year old cheerleader" In response to Reply # 0 Mon Nov-02-09 03:04 PM by Cold Truth
who also happens to be your daughters friend.
then you're gonna befriend the creepy, equally underage next door neighbor. he films everything, including you working out and your daughter changing. He not only becomes your daughters boyfriend, but your pot dealer as well. his father is a stern military man, a closeted homosexual who hates fags but who will plant a big wet one firmly on your lips by the movies end.
whaddaya say?
-Sig-
“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"
-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.
15. "What already has a loyal fanbase of over 50 million readers?" In response to Reply # 0
That's right, newspapers! So it stands to reason, gentlemen, that a 2 hour metaphysical character study about newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst (although we'll have to call him something else, of course) would without question be the highest grossing box office success of all time!!
And to help with studio costs, we've invented a thing called 'Product Placement!'! A sled company out of Kalamazoo - 'Rose' something or another - is willing to foot a sizable sum of the production bill simply for mentioning their product onscreen!
So we've got an unemployed 40 something, who loves bowling but hates working. After his favorite carpet is micturated upon, his equally indolent best friend drags him into a bait and switch plot aimed at recovering a kidnapped sociopath from a gang of nihilists.
24. "So I'm making this cartoon feature. There's no dialogue and a lot of it" In response to Reply # 0
has no story, but we're taking these pieces of classical music and streaming them together to make a movie by having this old guy introduce everything.
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