"Comic Book Heads: 13 Years Later...DC vs. Marvel....what say you?"
* Aquaman vs. Namor
Winner: Aquaman
* Elektra vs. Catwoman
Winner: Elektra
* Flash vs. Quicksilver
Winner: Flash
* Robin vs. Jubilee
Winner: Robin
* Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern
Winner: Silver Surfer
* Thor vs. Captain Marvel
Winner: Thor
* Batman vs. Captain America
Winner: Batman
* Spider-Man vs. Superboy
Winner: Spider-Man
* Storm vs. Wonder Woman
Winner: Storm
* Wolverine vs. Lobo
Winner: Wolverine
* Superman vs. Hulk
Winner: Superman
I mean on the bright side, at least Aquaman was a winner for one day at least.
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
2. "Wait, I have a question about your assesment of Bats..." In response to Reply # 1
How about Dick Grayson since he's the new bats?
Or would that be an even bigger ass whupping?
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
3. "Oh and why the yawns on Supes, Storm, etc.?" In response to Reply # 2
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
5. "Batman & Robin hasn't really showcased Dick yet." In response to Reply # 3
we get snippets of hard-ass man of action Dick, and snippets of emo, hey-Alfred-I'm-Not-Ready Dick.
Damian's character is clearly the star so far.
A for Storm/Wonder Woman/Superman/Hulk... generally characters that I don't find appealing for more than a few issues at a time. No character is better than the creative team presenting him/her, but I think some are harder to work with than others. (for the record, i feel that way about the X-Men in general, not just Storm.) Gail Simone is someone I've ridden hard for, but I wound up dropping her Wonder Woman relatively quickly.
8. "I haven't had a chance to read Batman & Robin yet, so I'll have to" In response to Reply # 5
take your word for it...but I would like to draw your attention to this: "snippets of hard-ass man of action Dick"
I think that might be the single most unintentionally hilarious thing I've ever read....
>Damian's character is clearly the star so far.
I like dude...he's kinda fucked up/evil...but you can tell his heart is in the right place...kinda
>A for Storm/Wonder Woman/Superman/Hulk... generally characters >that I don't find appealing for more than a few issues at a >time. No character is better than the creative team presenting >him/her, but I think some are harder to work with than others. >(for the record, i feel that way about the X-Men in general, >not just Storm.) Gail Simone is someone I've ridden hard for, >but I wound up dropping her Wonder Woman relatively quickly.
I've never been a fan of the hulk, but I'm reading planet hulk now and I'm liking it. And yeah...I've never been a huge fan of Supes, WW, or the X-men for that matter...so I feel you on those guys. But at least with the X-men there are enough characters where you'll find one mutant who's somewhat compelling...
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
10. "I mean this was 1996 Wolverine was a big hit...with annoying 12" In response to Reply # 9
year olds and lames...but yeah...he wasn't losing that one.
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
I had all four of those comics, the DC VS Marvel joints. Very dope. They were still in mint condition, then i let some kid have them before i moved to LA. Wish i would of kept them. They were dope. But i dont think anyone won the Captain America and Batman fight. But the last time i read them were 5 years ago.
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12. "I'm a little more DC than I used to be..." In response to Reply # 0 Tue Jul-28-09 05:07 PM by buckshot defunct
>* Aquaman vs. Namor > >Winner: Aquaman
Not even out of pity. Namor would whoop that ass so hard Aquaman would turn hydrophobic
>* Elektra vs. Catwoman > >Winner: Elektra
Zombie ninja assassin vs a burglar. You tell me.
>* Flash vs. Quicksilver > >Winner: Flash
Quicksilver is really really fast, but Flash is basically speed personified
>* Robin vs. Jubilee > >Winner: Robin
Which Robin we talking about here? I'm trying to figure out the severity of Jubilee's inevitable beatdown
>* Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern > >Winner: Silver Surfer
Ooh, this is actually a good one. Green Lantern has made some pretty major moves sinc 13 years ago. Still not sure he's ready to take on The Power Cosmic though.
>* Thor vs. Captain Marvel > >Winner: Thor
Thor is a God but Captain Marvel is like a minivan full of Gods. On the other hand, if Thor can seize control the 'Shazam!' lightning bolt, this one ends before it even begins.
>* Batman vs. Captain America > >Winner: Batman
All day every day*
* What's funny is that both characters are 'dead' at the moment and have been replaced by their respective proteges. I think Bucky could take out Dick, but Bruce probably prepared for that and has some sort of Bucky Cap Protocols programmed into the Batmobile that Dick don't even know about. In that case, it's Batmobile>Bucky>Dick
>* Spider-Man vs. Superboy > >Winner: Spider-Man
Spider-Man may be my favorite comic character of all time, but... No.
>* Storm vs. Wonder Woman > >Winner: Storm
Who gives a fuck
>* Wolverine vs. Lobo > >Winner: Wolverine
Hmmm. This is like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object. I picture these guys just scrapping and healing into eternity. Tie.
15. "Aquaman is the Charles Hamilton of superheroes..." In response to Reply # 12
that nigga stays losin'...
>Which Robin we talking about here? I'm trying to figure out >the severity of Jubilee's inevitable beatdown
I'm not even sure who thought this was a good matchup Jubilation Lee has got to be the single wackest non-aquaman "hero" in the history of anything...
>Thor is a God but Captain Marvel is like a minivan full of >Gods. On the other hand, if Thor can seize control the >'Shazam!' lightning bolt, this one ends before it even >begins.
Yeah how would that even go down since homeboy can control lightning?
> >* What's funny is that both characters are 'dead' at the >moment and have been replaced by their respective proteges. I >think Bucky could take out Dick, but Bruce probably prepared >for that and has some sort of Bucky Cap Protocols programmed >into the Batmobile that Dick don't even know about. In that >case, it's Batmobile>Bucky>Dick
Come on now, Dick ain't no slouch. I mean if anyone is up to wearing the cowl it's Nightwing. What makes you put Bucky over dude?
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
20. "Wrong...he's a gymnast trained by the greatest non-superpowered" In response to Reply # 16 Tue Jul-28-09 07:10 PM by Lardlad95
hero of all time. Not to mention the best detective in all of comic books...
We're talking Dick Grayson, not Dick Tracey.
He'll set up on Bucky and put that nigga down like Travis did Yeller...
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
17. "mo'fucker, my boy Highball murked the entire GLC" In response to Reply # 12
>>* Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern >> >>Winner: Silver Surfer > >Ooh, this is actually a good one. Green Lantern has made some >pretty major moves sinc 13 years ago. Still not sure he's >ready to take on The Power Cosmic though.
Granted, I don't know shit about Silver Surfer except that he's a chromed out, career layabout, bald headed bitch, all of which speaks poorly against the man who became Parallax and decimated the galactic police force single-handed. Multi-ringed, sure, but still single-handed.
The fuck is an intergalactic beach bum gonna do against that?
14. "RE: Comic Book Heads: 13 Years Later...DC vs. Marvel....what say you?" In response to Reply # 0
>* Aquaman vs. Namor
I have never really seen Aquaman in action, so this might change post BN. For right, now, though, Namor can talk to fishes AND has a bad attitude. Winner: NAMOR
>* Elektra vs. Catwoman
Winner: I DON'T CARE!!
>* Flash vs. Quicksilver
Winner: I refuse to dignify this by naming him. Quicksilver would have 2500 spikes yammed through his head before he took a step.
>* Robin vs. Jubilee
Winner: Damian Wayne, in about three minutes. Dick Grayson, in about three seconds. Fuck a light show.
>* Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern > >Winner: Silver Surfer
Damn, damn, damn. I guess Winner: THOR because he controls the lightning, and he could keep Billy from bringing it down. Even in a straight up fight, Thor's a God and Captain Marvel can't beat Supes.
cuz my boy Hal Jordan ain't never felt fear in his life, AND he's got an army of bad-ass dudes with the same damn powers ready to back his fearless ass up.
And just wait till the Hal / 'Nestro team up in BN. Ain't nothing gonna be able to fuck with that.
19. "superboy prime killed something like 140 lanterns" In response to Reply # 18
you get the whole corps together, you will take down norrin raad. half the corps? maybe, if jordan, killowag, salaak, and the rest of the a team is there. anything less? he'll burn them all, that is their fate.
yo...................
good idea for a spinoff. see you in COTW
---- bshelly
"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God
22. "But but but....what if he's got a blue power ring too!!!" In response to Reply # 21
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
23. "HAL: Ring, how big of a bitch is the Silver Surfer?" In response to Reply # 21
RING: Subject is showing a bitchitude level of 98.4%, approaching lethal levels of bitchiness.
Mo'fucking Dr. Doom stole that ho's power, you telling me Hal "Fuck tha Galactic Police" Jordan couldn't body that dude? Anything Doom can do, Hal can do better -- believe that shit.
Even if the bald-headed wannabe Keanu Reeves DID turn Hal's ring into clam chowder, Hal would then proceed to give his bitch ass a face full of deadly soup. No fear, did we cover that? And when Hal DID go off the grid, you know Rayner, Gardner, Stewart, Kilowog and 'em would be rushing to the spot to solve the mystery, and let that poozer know what they think of his lack of a REAL job.
Green Lanterns put in work, that dude stay scheming on Sue Richards ass while trying to catch the next gnar gnar comet passing through. Miss me with that shit.
25. "And what would prevent him from stoping out Rayner and Stewart 2?" In response to Reply # 23
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
26. "umm, I believe Stewart and Rayner stomping his faux-chrome ass" In response to Reply # 25
by constructing a gigantic green block around him, trapping his perception, and then using inner green constructs to pummel his underemployed, soul searching ass.
27. "What do you have against intergalactic beach bums?" In response to Reply # 26
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
29. "Fuck you, me and the Silver Surfer are kindred spirits..." In response to Reply # 28
We don't have enough Superheroes who clearly majored in English Lit. in college.
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
40. "Norin stepped up to Galactus before ever having powers " In response to Reply # 28
I mean essentially Hal just happened to be in the right place at the right time for that ring to find him. Silver Surfer on the other hand looked a cosmic force of nature in its eyes and told it to go fuck itself.
31. "LMAO @ Supes beating THE HULK...nah..." In response to Reply # 0
I mean I know it's ultimately up to the writers and what not, but given the history and the explicit details of each others powers...there is NO way in hell Supes beats The HULK...none
Outsmart him yes, but BEAT him in a straight up fight...nah
32. "Question is, how pissed would the Hulk need to be to beat Supes?" In response to Reply # 31
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
38. "oh, so the writers get a pass for that" In response to Reply # 36
dc has chosen to try to make superman interesting. marvel has tried to appeal to the lowest common denominator. red hulk just killed surfer and punched out uatu. i guess he's more powerful than those two, huh?
in final crisis, superman showed the ability, plausibly, to beam himself through the fourth wall and fight the page the comic was drawn on, which wanted to destroy all comics. i'll let buck explain all star superman to you. superman has, plausibly, punked darkseid and doomsday, who is basically the hulk on steroids. superman is a god. hulk is an angry guy.
---- bshelly
"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God
44. "WTF? I'm still on Planet Hulk..." In response to Reply # 38
Red Hulk bodies dude?!?!?!?!?!?
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
34. "Hey...I mean...Macey's and Gimbles learned to get along...." In response to Reply # 33
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
43. "Yeah, but Captain Marvel was DC...." In response to Reply # 42
or rather the more famous Captain Marvel was DC...
Marvel had a couple of them but they sucked...
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
48. "U know once and a while he does a gay arc snap when he says" In response to Reply # 46
that shit...
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
50. "I never saw Jubilee get busy." In response to Reply # 0
All I remember her from is the cartoon. None of the comics I subscribed to had her in them. I don't imagine she ever got super trill with the fireworks anyway.
55. "I doubt she could take out a carebear on her lonesome..." In response to Reply # 50
"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha
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