This might be the best comedy album in years.

man me and my girl were rocking this in the car and i swerved a couple times just from laughing so hard...

"when's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?"

And my lungs almost exploded

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@kennykeil

HILARIOUS.

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In a few short minutes Patton encapsulates everything that is wrong with those goddamn Prequels better than any fanboy or film critic every could. And he did it with Jon Voigt's ballsack.

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@kennykeil

He was the Crimson Chin artist who still lived with his mom. Crimson Chin escaped the comic book, due to bad writing, and kidnapped him

LOL

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Man... BUMP.

This album is greatness.

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@kennykeil

but yeah, this album has been played more than any comedy album I've bought in a while.

I really like the cover art too, hence it being my avy since probably right after the album came out.

I now await Patton's next stand-up special the way I do for Rock or Attell's.

I've always liked the guy's stuff and his general persona... but this really feels like a bar raising performance. He basically kills it for an hour straight nonstop. Unbelievable.

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NOBODY IS at Patton's level right now
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EATING MY LUNCH FROM A SINGLE BOWL
IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M 43


I bust out laughing just thinking about this

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

Someone come work my jaw for me.
Jesus, come work my jaw for me.
Help my sloppy pile of food go down.

. . .
psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

it is a very rare occasion when this hack gets so much as a chuckle form me

but apparantly, people love him
so
i'm putting aside my disdain
can anyone show me something genuinely hilarious from this guy?
sincerely
i'm a doubter who is willing to convert, cause im always looking for someone funny

but i mean... folks are hard up on jim gaffigan as well
and i dont fucking get

brian regan, on the other hand, leaves my ass crying on the floor

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

Seriously though, check out a few tracks from this latest album. If America Has Spoken and At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel doesn't do it for you, most likely nothing will

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@kennykeil

no

i laught at shit thats funny

eddie murphy was hilarious
chris rock is pretty damn funny
mitch hedberg was a genius
dane cook was funny for a hot minute, now he's annoying
brian regan is hilarious
david cross is a side splitter


patton oswalt is not funny, at all
joe rogan is not funny, at all, actually
mencia is not funny- he had a moment years ago, for a minute
sam kinison wasnt funny

its a lot of comedians that people love, but really arent all that funny
i laugh at funny shit
i dont force laughter because so-and-so is supposed to be funny
i laugh at shit thats actually funny

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

If you don't think Patton's funny, I can live with that. All's I'm saying is, if you're gonna judge him, at least judge him by his best work. And in my opinion, this album is his best work.

Here's a Youtube of the George Lucas bit (audio only)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hQKDVRzYDA

Here's the KFC bit (a version of it at least)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

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so if i'm missing something, show me the way
which was the point of my post

cause sure dont get him
he's not funny

hack is a good word for him i think

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

>cause sure dont get him

You sure don't.

a youtube clip, an mp3, a track of something you have that is truly funny

or are you going to keep telling me how funny he is?

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

He's got multiple albums, concert specials, a doc. and a TV show. Do your own homework.

Bignick, come and work his computer for him

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@kennykeil

(irony included for free)

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.

I made the mistake of copping this off itunes. When I finally came accross the hard copy at a cd store I was pissed...double disc w/ a dvd??? Shit. I'm considering the dreaded "double purchase" just so I can get the dvd.

So besides his actual set, what else is on the double disc? What's on the dvd? Is there any extra footage? I def liked the album. That KFC opening is hiliarious, and the George Lucas thing killed me: you want some ice cream? Here's some rock salt...
He's one of the smartest dudes doing stand up right now.

And I agree w/ the above poster...I just don't get Jim Gaffigan.

Yeah, I got it off itunes first, then saw that bonus DVD and was pissed. But then I just bought it, because what do I care, and lesson learned as far as getting shit of itunes goes (plus the fact that I couldn't put the itunes version on my mp3 player... fuck it).

That DVD has most of the set and a few comedians of comedy-like segments where he's eating in a restaurant and some other shit.

But seriously, my nerdcore heart loves Patton.

. . .
psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

... to check this out.




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CUPCAKES

Turns out we went to the same high school. It's funny because I remember a teacher talking about a student he once had that was so funny he made it impossible to teach. Then he said that the student was writing for Mad TV (this was in 97) and I thought he couldn't be that funny. It was a trip finally figuring out who the teacher was talking about ten years later.

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I find myself relating to a lot of what he's saying, and in a way I sort of felt like I was from his hometown, too. But you know, not literally.

You don't by any chance work at the Citgo do you?

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And my dad did GET get crazy reactions when he ordered anchovies at the Sterling Pizza Hut.

Still didn't catch the Citgo reference though.

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Okay the Citgo thing might be on a different track. I think he talks about his hometown a couple other times as well.

Let me ask you this though, how do you feel about Phil Collins?

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@kennykeil

Remember that Michael Bolton interview scene in Office Space. Well my non-OKP name has a configuration that made me not like Phil Collins much growing up. First day of school, the teacher's reading the roll:

"______ _______. Well! You must love Phil Collins then."

So I guess I can attest he was getting a lot of love in Sterling.

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my cellphone stops working.

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thank me later

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.