NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
1. "m: All Cher Everything" In response to Reply # 0
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
3. "t: A Rod/Ashley Benson" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Jade Bird
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
4. "w: Kate Beckinsale/Ralph Macchio" In response to Reply # 0
comedian: Rudy Francisco
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
(look, everyone is gonna be expecting You're the Best from the original Karate Kid but we know the deep cuts and the connections and Glory of Love is the theme to Karate Kid 2 so that's obvi the superior choice.)
Ralph Macchio “Karate Guy” The Lonely Island Suggested by:handle
Confession; As a teenager when I first saw the trail for The Karate kid I got Ralph Machio (Jeremy on Eight is Enough) mixed up in my head Glenn Scarpeill (Alex from One Day at a Time.)
No idea why.
Although I also confused Zbigniew Brzezinski (President Carter's National Security Advisor) with Zbigniew Rybczyński (Polish director of music videos like Art of Noise's Close to the Edit and Cameo's Candy.)
5. "th: Andy Cohen (tba) Mario. Michael, & Marco Andretti" In response to Reply # 0
chef: Jose Andres
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Why: The song's subject matter isn't necessarily about racing (there's no lyrical tag to go with), but they are a family of race car drivers and this is a dope track.
6. "f: Michael Shannon/Jane Goodall/Winnie Harlow" In response to Reply # 0
comedian: Jess Salomon
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
(i really though Simpsons songs were off limits, but I don't see 'em officially listed. Adn I gues the Dr. Zaius part would be ok, but I prefer the closer)
15. "my picks" In response to Reply # 6 Mon Apr-15-19 05:25 PM by johnbook
Michael Shannon Robert Palmer's "Johnny & Mary" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE REASON: Change the reference to Mary in the lyric: "Johnny's always running around Trying to find certainty He needs all the world to confirm That he ain't lonely Mary counts the walls Knows he tires easily"
Jane Goodall Jurassic 5's "Monkey Bars" https://youtu.be/-mHoJeI8d5Q?t=100 REASON: Because Goddall can snare anything (go ahead!) Major highlight if you utilize the Sesame Street sample where they mention the kids saying the numbers (one... two... three... four... FIVE!) but either way, just use this song.
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