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1. "m, Jack Black/Melissa Rivers/Jeff Garlin" In response to Reply # 0
comedy: Jeff Garlin
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Why: Obviously make this less about the ass part and more about the other things. Where she get her style from? She get it from her mama. Where'd she get the book she's promoting? She get it from her mama. etc.
25. "my picks" In response to Reply # 1 Sun May-03-15 12:48 AM by johnbook
Jack Black Classics IV's "Sunny"
REASON: I wanted you to refer to him as a "son" for a specific reason, which I'll explain at the end here. But sing this verse: "Suny, thank you for the truth you let me see. Sunny, thank you for the facts from A to C. My life was torn like a windblown sand, And the rock was formed when you held my hand. Sunny one so true, I love you"
Instead of saying "let me see" or "A to C", say "let me D" or "A to D", in reference to his new film THE D-TRAIN.
Melissa Rivers Demi Lovato's "For The Love Of A Daughter" https://youtu.be/bNrK5RbvxFw REASON: For being Joan's daughter.
Jeff Garlin Mike Oldfield's "Family Man" https://youtu.be/Wj9GcoE3MvM REASON: Made famous by Hall & Oates, Garlin is the dad in the great show THE GOLDBERGS. ===============
Now, the reason, I wanted you to refer to Jack Black as a "son" figure is because he is "son", Melissa Rivers is the "daughter", and Jeff Garlin is the family man, the dad. I wanted it to be familial. A bit of musical continuity.
EDIT: I realize Garlin is there for comedy so it might be pointless to even suggest a song but I'll keep it there, out of my own continuity.
41. "Garlin request "Actual Proof" from Herbie" In response to Reply # 33
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2. "t: Sofia Vergara/James Marsden" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Fetty Wap & The Roots
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James Marsden Milk's "Get Off My Log" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvCH_IbtbzU REASON: Marsden is in THE D-TRAIN, getting off the log is to say "get off my dick", or the D, and Milk is better known as Milk Dee.
Because of that, perhaps it's better to suggest: Audio Two's "Top Billin'" REASON: You can say that "D is chillin'", in reference to his new movie.
32. "you music nerd bastard you" In response to Reply # 26 Mon May-04-15 08:45 AM by 15
I'm not doing this.
but i busted a gut laughing....
first fist fight ever:
3rd grade with Mark Rapp.....
over this song.
(he LIVED for ONJ, so the only way to get under his skin was ONJ)
halloween class party we were allowed to play DJ and pick 2 songs, i said "Totally Hot SUCKS!" and that mofo had steam coming out her ears
boom
#MyFirstFistFight
thanks O!
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3. "w: Kerry Washington/Jesse Tyler Ferguson" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Noel Gallagher
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Kerry Washington Lumidee's "Never Leave You (Uh Oh)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGUFzGnsII REASON: She plays Olivia in SCANDAL, thus she is the "Oh" amd "uh oh" could also refer to what will be happening in the season finale of the show.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson Milk featuring Ad Rock's "Spam" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBGdA4LEGCI REASON: He appears in SPAMALOT, thus the chorus: "Spam! Ain't the move it's imitation ham! Ham is pork and the pork is foul Cut it like a pig and that ain't my style Two MC's you know we're versatile"
As a Hawaiian, saying Spam is foul may be sacrilege but I don't care.
4. "th: Jane Fonda/Sean Diddy Combs" In response to Reply # 0
mg: The Vaccines sit in: Jeff Bradshaw
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Why? He has released six albums, his most recent being 2010's critically acclaimed Last Train to Paris, featuring the musical group Diddy - Dirty Money.
You guys have long since cleared things up after the Lyricist Lounge story you mention in your book, right? So he'd totally be cool with you guys playing Mos Def's "Children's Story," eh?
Jane Fonda The Jacksons' "Can You Feel It" (from the Jane Fonda Workout record) https://youtu.be/dt8Bzz_odoo?t=1m22s REASON: Because it makes sense
Diddy The Proclaimers' "Sean" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8av5t2cr5Y REASON: Because one wouldn't expected to hear a Proclaimers song with him. Sing it with the same access, just change the lyric to: "Sean I'd say the best one came from Harlem, New York City I'll tell you now that grown men cry and Irish girls are pretty"
Feel free to make adjustments (i.e. "some men cry" and perhaps "Brooklyn girls are pretty" or something along those lines)
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Odd Future's "Oldie" https://youtu.be/fzi24Nssiow?t=7m8s REASON: I go to Earl Sweatshirt's verse: "La di da di back in here to fuck the party up Raiding fridges, tipping over vases with a tommy gun Never dollars, pop would make it rain hockey pucks 60 day chips from fuckin' awesome anonymous"
I want this to refer to the one time U2 were meant to be on but due to Bono's accident, it had to be canceled, thus they are now "back in here to fuck the party up". Of course, clean it up, perhaps fill up profanities with "crocker" references a la Prince Paul.
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