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1. "m. January Jones/Bubba Watson" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Brandon Flowers of Incubus
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
5. "lol jeez you no waste time eh?" In response to Reply # 3
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
January Jones Duran Duran's "Planet Earth" https://youtu.be/8NF6Qa84mno REASON: She stars in LAST MAN ON PLANET EARTH
Bubba Watson Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt" https://youtu.be/07P538K83iU REASON: Change the word to "putt", as in": "put a radiator on the putt I said see you later on the putt put a telephone on the putt put a dinosaur bone on the puitt"
2. "t. Elizbeth Banks/Ronda Rousey" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Little Big Town
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From her KCRW Guest DJ spot back in 2012: "EB: I was introduced to a lot of music by my husband. Back in the day when we first met, he made me a mix tape, when that was still a thing. And one of the sexiest songs he put on it was Guru's "When You're Near" and I just love this song. It reminds me of being young and in love and it reminds me of my husband. And it's just super sexy and fresh." http://www.kcrw.com/music/shows/guest-dj-project/elizabeth-banks
Elizabeth Banks Cynthia Fee's "Day By Day" https://youtu.be/OzpTYSlyxBw REASON: The song was co-written by Paul Weston, where Banks was born and raised. I went to the 1988 NBC theme song for the show of the same name. Again, I like to link people with their homes from time to time so I chose this.
Ronda Rousey LRB (Little River Band)'s "Playing To Win" https://youtu.be/1_ad9TqnVEo REASON: While I know she also acts, she's primarily known as an MMA fighter, thus I chose what I hope is an appropriate song.
This is the period I remember seeing them the most. Actually my first concert ever was seeing them at MEX-Fest on June 30, 1987. --Along with Chris Isaaks, Hoodoo Gurus, The Bangles, The Fixx, Squeeze, and The Bangles.
40. "I saw Oingo Boingo in Honolulu on November 16, 1983" In response to Reply # 39 Wed Mar-25-15 05:05 PM by johnbook
They opened up for U2 during their WAR tour and... to be honest, I told my mom I was taking out a girl named Allison Matsuda to the show. I lied. I stole the money from my dad's bank card and... if there's such a thing as karma, then my unauthorized withdrawals at 13 still affects me to this day, which is why I'm still here in Washington State and not in Portland where I want to be.
4. "w Mitt Romney (wtf!?) Grace Helbig" In response to Reply # 0
mg: G-Unit & The Roots
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8. "Mitt Romney" In response to Reply # 4 Sun Mar-22-15 11:33 PM by handle
(Steps up on soapbox) So disappointed they keep asking this asshole on. Romney's charming on a personal level, but a fucking devil policy wise. Not looking forward to Jimmy letting this schmuck on again. Here's a novel idea for non-political talk shows - keep the politics off. Romney, and Ted Cruz (that Set Meyers appearance was an abortion) and all the others. Here's an idea: Maybe in 2016 after the nominations have the actual candidates on. Or don't and just let Sha-ne-ney Woodley or Vanessa Whodat promote whatever bs they're in this month.
The ONLY reason Mitt's in the news now is because the Republican party is using him to attack Hillary Clinton. That's it. He doesn't have a new documentary. No new bullshit book. No new theories. Not heading the corrupt Olympics. Won't talk about Mormonism.
Romney's too smart (and humorless) to wear a dumb hat or be in an "eww!" sketch. He's playing The Tonight Show for a fool - and the Tonight Show loves it. Ratings don't matter this much.
And Romney dissed the fuck out the Tonight Show in 2012 by not appearing when it would have mattered. Then he was the candiate for president - now he's rich old grandpa talking shit at the country club , I mena The Tonight Show.
#3: The Police - Rehumanize Yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2vroR-4GjE Why?This is what he's trying to do with that hagiographical movie and being on with Jimmy - who'd be thrown off a PeeWee team for throwing softballs to easily.
--- Here are more just to pile the fuck on, maybe in/out of commercials.
Why? Describes Bain pretty well. 'Banks and corporation are registered and operating there, they don't employ any local staff, I don't know if you are aware. One American sitting at a desk, with a plaque outside on the wall, that's what they call Off Shore Banking Business.'
Why?Forty seven dead beats living in the back street/north east west south all in the same house/sitting in a back room waiting for the big boom/I'm in a bedroom waiting for my baby
Just do the chorus, but this line is in the song: "These niggas tryna hold me back", I'm just trying to protect my stacks/ Mitt Romney, don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney, don't pay no tax"
So yeah, that's not gonna happen right? Okay okay, how about:
Mitt Romney Boney M's "Brown Girl In The Ring" https://youtu.be/JmTvwOc0wI0 REASON: Want the lyric to be changed to "Romney in the ring", in reference to the fight he'll be in with Evander Holyfield.
Grace Helbig Allison Sattinger's "So Much Grace" https://youtu.be/1hTUtIpcFeE REASON: Outside of her new show, she is always keeping busy to the point where it seems she is doing too much, but in a good way, thus the song
Grace Helbig: "Turn Down For What?" - Dj Snake & Lil' Jon
In her latest video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKlrGqKxwY) she talks about how she used the title of the TV show Wicked Tuna as a substitute for the word "cool" and has just shortened it to "tuna." change it up to Tuna For What.
43. "That;'s Machine's "There But For The Grace Of God Go I"" In response to Reply # 42
It's a August Darnell/Kid Creole song, or at least he co-wrote it. He was part of Machine before he formed his own band with The Coconuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_lPHjn0Aqk
7. "th. Alan Cumming/Carey Mulligan" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Ludacris w The Roots
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Desk walk: Little Guns - Oingo Boingo (Although I got a Nasty Habits feel too. I might change this determination before ?uest comes in and sets me straight. I'd be bad at Name That Tune.)
9. "f: Will Forte/Adam "King Ad Rock" Horovitz/Jeremy Wade" In response to Reply # 0
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He's in WHILE WE'RE YOUNG and he's a blurb from a recent NYT article about his character: "All of this made him, in some ways, perfect for the part of an early-to-bed, stay-at-home, sweater-wearing New York dad in Noah Baumbach’s new movie, “While We’re Young.” The art-filled apartment, the casually mussed gray hair, the Wilco collection — “I’m pretty much that person,” Mr. Horovitz said. “Except for the Wilco CD.”"
I was gonna suggest you guys do a Bridget Everett song since he plays bass and does shows with her (have you seen her in NYC yet? She's fucking brilliant live), but there's no way you guys are singin' "What I Gotta Do?" lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqTSaMR75ns)
Will Forte Ginuwine's "My Pony" https://youtu.be/i7P6ut6HPR8 REASON: In an interview, he says one of his favorite TV shows is THE BACHELOR and he would actually love to be a part of an episode or two, thus I focus on the opening verse/.
Adam Horovitz Young & Useless' Young & Useless" https://youtu.be/YkFLidkvbEw REASON: he's in WHILE WE'RE YOUNG and this goes back to the group he was in before the Beastie Boys. "All we do is hang around cause we are young and useless All we do is hang around cause we are young and useless All we do is hang around cause we are young and useless"
Jeremy Wade Robbie Robertson's "Somewhere Down The Crazy River" https://youtu.be/4KP9PNSUME4 REASON: He wrote the book which inspired Robbie Robertson to write his song, and the new season of RIVER MONSTERS begins, which is most likely why Wade will be there.
And I know you guys pick the songs, but if you could work "Gotta Get Up" (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKy_gTrdXaU) in as one of em, it be highly appreciated. My dad used to sing that to me and my sister in the morning.
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