In light of the TMZ story about Wayne suing Cash Money, I thought it would only be right that I kick off this volume by looking at the shit show that is Cash Money Records.

First of all the Head of the label is a grown ass Man named "Baby". Now that might have been an ok nickname if he hadn't somehow found a way to look like 40 year old man dressing like a 19 year old for the last 20 years.

Their first big act (on a national level) was a gent by the name of "Juvenile" who was part of a group called the "Hot Boys" who had been a part of the Label since they were early teens.

The most successful member of this group ended up being the youngest member who chose the rap name of "Lil Wayne" and would later be seen on camera kissing the previously mentioned Baby on the lips.

Wayne ended up (momentarily) becoming the Biggest rapper in the world for a short period of time before getting derailed by jail (and a terrible Rock album) but luckily enough shortly before that happened HE managed to start his own sub label called "Young Money" that was anchored by the former Biracial star of a Canadian Teen soap Opera and a hyperactive, less lyrical Lil Kim.

Oh, and somehow this label managed to find a way to have signed both Limp Bizkit AND Paris Hilton AFTER 2006!

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017