NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
1. "m: Katie Holmes/Chris Hardwick" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Onerepublic
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Katie Holmes Average White Band's "Cut The Cake" http://youtu.be/gvmpfTQTbZY?t=56s REASON: She stars in THE GIVER, thus go to the "gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme that cake" reference, plus with her name, you can chance it to "gimme that Kate".
Chris Hardwick Ron Wood's "Crotch Music" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4DcktXnfI REASON: No reason, other than the song is instrumental, it's funky, and it has nothing to do with Hardwick.
Hardwick's dad was a pro bowler and Chris has some skills and has a Nerdist show where he bowls celebrities (I tell you like you don't know and weren't on it). You could change it to "Take the nerds out bowling..."
2. "t: Jessica Alba/Rob Riggle" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Kings Of Leon sit in: Ace Frehley
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Jessica Alba Pet Shop Boys' "It's A Sin" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I5UaB7mx4 REASON: She stars in new SIN CITY film. I would've suggested Gene Simmons' "Living In Sin" but since Ace Frehley is going to sit in that night, I don't want him to throw his guitar at Kirk.
Rob Riggle's Chuck Cornish's "Ali Funky Thing (Part 1)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wck7dB8tz8c REASON: Core sample in Cypress Hill's "Pigs", in honor of his new film LET'S BE COPS.
3. "w: Taylor Swift/Andre Rannells" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Ryan Adams
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
You could craft a mashup of this and Taylor's "You Belong With Me" because those were the two debated songs in the Kanye bust in. Maybe a "All the single Ladies/you belong with me."
Taylor Swift Olivia Newton-John's "Livin' In Desperate Times" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaPT90PLbE REASON I feel that Taylor Swift has become this generation's Olivia Newton-John: someone who started out at country music but went pop.
ALTERNATE PICK Olivia Newton-John's "Not Gonna Give Into It" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41yLbGJEI_o REASON: She stars in THE GIVER, thus focus on the chorus: "Oh, I'm not gonna give into it no I'm not gonna give into it, no no I'm not gonna give into it, no I'm not gonna give into it"
Andrew Rannells Belle & Sebastian's "Dress Up In You" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZpmL-7t1k REASON: He's currently in HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH, thus: "I'm the singer, I'm the singer in the band You're the loser, I won't dismiss you out of hand Cos you've got a beautiful face It will take you places"
4. "th: Sylvester Stallone/Eve Hewson" In response to Reply # 0
comedy: winner of LCS
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Eve Hewson Sting's "Love Is The Seventh Wave" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZistami3c REASON: I'm sure you'll pick a more U2-appropriate song but apparently she was born on July 7th near 7:00, and thus sEVEn.
ALTERNATE PICK U2's "Stay (Faraway, So Close)" https://vimeo.com/45778465 REASON: If you want to go the U2 route, then this song has the word "seven" in its lyrics.
5. "f: Jason Statham/Demi Lovato" In response to Reply # 0
chef: David Chang
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
ALTERNATE CHOICE Spandau Ballet's "Musclebound" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08M-9kHB_20 REASON: For his body. I don't care for it, but others may ravage it so go for a muscle-centric song.
Demi Lovato Styx's "Mr. Roboto" http://youtu.be/CzzZkkiJMv8?t=3m10s REASON: Change the lyric to" "Domo arigato, Demi Lovato Demi (domo) Demi (domo)" Why? Because it's corny and why not?
19. "Fine. A new one, then." In response to Reply # 18
Demi Lovato Grahan Central Station's "Hair" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvMhPqg2jCo REASON: Due to her new shorter hair-do, which of course might be covered up by a wig but if not, I'll go for this, with the emphasis on Chocolate's verse: "Black or blonde or nappy or fair You can't judge nobody by hair If I thought that you would care I'd wear a wig up under my hair
Down or high, truth or lie A weak man's laugh...can be a strong man's cry"
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