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1. "m: Jessica Alba/Elvis Duran" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Disclosure w Sam Smith
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Elvis Duran Duran Duran's "Is There Something I Should Know" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cffMftest18 REASON: Since he's the host of his own show, I'd like for this Duran Duran song to be performed in the style of Elvis Presley, as a reference to his name. It also applies to the lyric: "Please please tell me now is there something I should know Is there something I should say that'll make you come my way Do you feel the same cause you don't let it *show*"
2. "t: Bil Gates/KATE MCKINNON (EDIT)" In response to Reply # 0 Tue Jan-21-14 03:23 PM by 15
mg: Run The Jewels
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Bill Gates "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDN7M0J3HXc REASON: Both Nye and Gates share Washington State roots, so that's one factor. Also, perhaps the lyric can be changed to "Bill Gates, the Windows guy". The theme was written by Mike Greene and Tom McGurk.
Kate McKinnon T-Pain's "Money On The Floor" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpWd1afr5ik REASON: She is on SNL, so I thought of laughter in reference to this part of the song: "But hey, diddle diddle, i got a fiddle I give you the feeling that it'll probably give you the giggles They call me the Jerk of All Trades They go leave ya outburst in the hallways Cause I'm a put it down as always Listen to what the fuckin' song say"
38. "I though of that too, but. . ." In response to Reply # 29
. . .since McKinnon herself is a lesbian, I thought it might be misiterpreted as really nasty snark. I want The Roots to make it all the way to The Tonight Show, I ain't trying to get anyone fired.
4. "w: Kevin Nealon/Lupita Nyong'o" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Run The Jewels w/ The Roots
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Kevin Nealon Soundgarden's "Full On Kevin's Mom" (emphasis at 0:58) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkYAa7V1DI REASON: I had suggested this before, I'll try again. "Full on Kev's mom Full on Kev's mom Full on"
Lupita Nyong'o Fashawn's "Lupita" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OwJZcMgei8 REASON: Name recognition "Her name was Lupita, met her at school Real sophisticated, kinda preppy but cool I wrote her a poem and captured her heart It put me in the friend zone, but that was a start See, I started noticing her in a whole 'nother light Was the inspiration for every love song I would write Dreams of holding her tight, I tried to prevent Not liking her, I tried to pretend that her and I were just friends"
33. "Lupita Nyong'o - Kick Push - Lupe" In response to Reply # 4
Great intro and change lyrics it to: "She goes by the name of/Lupi Nyong'o/ Accepting that 1st for '14." (winning that 1st award (SAG) for the 2014 award season, hopefully more)
37. " Kevin Nealon - Feelin It - Jay Z" In response to Reply # 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV0fWMcl7wc And change it to "Nealon It, if you feel it raise your L in the sky" since he's on weeds. or Sexual Healing by Marvin and change it to Sexual Nealon
5. "th: Jonah Hill/Dick Cavett" In response to Reply # 0
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Take it away, Wiki: "The late-night show's 45-minute midpoint would always be signaled by the musical piece "Glitter and Be Gay" from Leonard Bernstein's Candide. The Candide snippet became Cavett's theme song, being used as the introduction to his later PBS series, and was played by the house band on his various talk show appearances over the last 30 years."
Dick Cavett Method Man's "Bring The Pain" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0BlXy3Roj4 REASON: As all Wu-Tang fans know, they have sometimes referred to the 4-9-3-11, associated with each letter in the alphabet (i.e. 4th letter is D, 9th letter is I, 3rd letter is C, 11th letter is K), thus I refer to this part of the song: "Quick on the draw with my hands on the four nine three eleven with the rugged rhymes galore Check it cause I think not when this hip-hops like proper Rhymes be the proof while I'm drinkin 90 proof Huh vodka, no OJ, no straw When you give it to me aiy, give it to me raw I've learned when you drink Absolut straight it burns Enough to give my chest hairs a perm"
i did "glitter gay" i commercial break and chose that as the song but 11th hour jimmy asked we just do dick's theme and move the outré song as the lead in commercial with the retro logo.
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
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14. "my pick (Mitt Romney)" In response to Reply # 6
Donny Osmond's "Don't Need No Money" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB2yCjAM9qQ REASON: I went directly to Donny Osmond's disco era for this. I chose this because of the Mormon commonality between Romney and Osmond. The reference in the lyrics below can be thought of as someone addressing someone else who is wealthy, who had lost something, but hopes that the person will still care. The release of the recent Romney documentary touches on what he felt after losing the race in 2012, and it's my way of saying "you may be down and out, but you will come out of it a better person". Thus:
"(at 1:06 mark) Once there was a time I thought it was the end I know how you feel So let me be your friend
(CHORUS ) Don't need no money Just want to be your friend Don't need no money"
Why? Remember when he was lying that he’s just an average guy who’s concerned with the same stuff you are. More like song A than song B from Joe Walsh.
Why? Describes Bain pretty well. “Banks and corporation are registered and operating there, they don’t employ any local staff, I don’t know if you are aware. One American sitting at a desk, with a plaque outside on the wall, that’s what they call Off Shore Banking Business.”
Why?Forty seven dead beats living in the back street/north east west south all in the same house/sitting in a back room waiting for the big boom/I'm in a bedroom waiting for my baby -- Plus
(whenever a guest like this comes on, I just wanna go into full Friar's Club Roast mode and just come up with rapid fire suggestions: "Almost Is Never Enough- Ariane Grande, "Loser" - Beck, "Two Out Three Ain't Bad" - meatloaf, etc, etc, etc. But I'll keep it to my man Phil Collins.)
50. "show fought me TOOTH AND NAIL" In response to Reply # 46
lol they had a problem with "Follow Me" and i had to tell all of em i promise to only say his name and not snark.
they had problems with "interracial hatred" line (lol misinterpreted as "interracial hate train"
---they were on me son!
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