Man... Celph Titled has some killer punchlines. I've been bumping a self made best of CD in the car the last couple of weeks. Dude's got some great lines.

"Celph Titled's on some real insane sick shit / Cut the presidents face off and rob a mother fucking bank with it"

"My prestige is presidential / I'm prevalent when you pressing the pressure, preppy, I'm prepping my pistol / I'll cast a pyramid hex / That leaves you dickheads covered in blood like period sex"

"I'm quite exquisite with it, I'm naughty kill it skillet /
I'm on some Treach and Tim Dog, Penicillin shit / I'm '92 Nasty Nas and Akinyele / '88 Daddy Kane, 2070 Makaveli"

"Hog haters need to stop actin' pompous / Cause I'm the type to knock a conscious rapper unconscious...
Talk shit, I'll break your jaw instantly / And flip you the bird to add insult to injury"

"If you approach I'll murder though / my gun flips more shells than the Ninja Turtle show / This is my movie in 3D, slice your neck with a Fugees CD / and stick Lauryn Hill with the coroner's bill"

"Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit/ Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka"

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"Cooking crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smoking
In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rolling."

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id have to hear them in the rhyme but they read like struggle bars

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whenever you did these things to the least of my brothers you did them to me

The weird thing is, I hear a line and I'm like 'awww MAN', then when I write it down it looks weak. I know what you mean. But hearing him do them is funny, IMO.

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Lately I've had the strangest feeling.... that you were GOOOONNNNEEEE

Yeah man, definite co-sign on that.

"I'm no joke like Arsenio Hall's stand up"

I think 'On' is a great track, with some killer punches.

"I'm ghost riding the Ghost Buster's Ecto hearse / You a god damn faggot in a retro shirt"

"I'm ice cold with the sharpest incisors / Murder She Wrote like Chaka Demus + Pliers / or that old bitch on the typewriter..."

"If I was on Elimidate I'd eliminate the date / crack her head with Ike Turner... commemorative... dinner plates"

Can't forget Premo's Four Course Meal.

"The sun is here, cover your eyes, all my attributes is dangerous /
My moustache is murderous /
My hip bone will send your clique home with they ribs blown back /
And they wigs sewn to they six pack, cartilage in a gift wrap /
My cartridges click-clack, and leave you and your bitch clapped /
Now your bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap..."

"I don't care if you worship, I'll put a bullet in your temple /
Leave you bent and crippled, wife and kids get sentimental"


"I'm Iceberg, but not Slim, more like the type of shit that sunk the Titanic /
Done irreversible damage /
There's no recovery possible, no nurses, no hospitals /
No stuffed bears and get well cards, just Celph spittin' Hell's bars"

"The Rubix Cuban's at your door, but I ain't singin' no carols /
I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you niggas dodgin' my barrels /
Don't give a fuck where your label's from /
We runnin' up in your office, holdin' your CEO hostage with a staple gun"

"Celph Titled fell off? What made you think that? /
I came here to downsize the game: no CD's, just shrink wrap"

"Watch the lead chop a couple strands out ya dreadlocks /
And send you niggas J-walkin' like you rockin' S. Dots"

"Yes sir, I'm back y'all, let the ratchet attack y'all /
Put some dimples in ya face like a Cabbage Patch doll /
...Nobody ill as this /
I let the bullets talk for me, I'm a ventriloquist"

"Is you serious? / My mindstate's like a bitch on a rag - I just don't like you, period"

"I be the Granddaddy Grenade Man / Runnin the motherfuckin show, like Ferris Bueller at parade jams"